Thread "Mafia XVI: District Townston" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 10:10PM, Oct. 1, 2009

Oh lol, emily.

And again I assure you I am not mafia. Neither blood nor crip. And I didn't kill TFGM.

Posted at 10:10PM, Oct. 1, 2009

randomdudeperson alright! I fixed it! happy now?
But tell me this! Who is the real villain here?
The gang member who wants to murder everyone and take over the town….or the grammar nazi? The spelling facist? The totalitarian typist?

Who is the real monster here?

Grammer nazi

Posted at 10:10PM, Oct. 1, 2009

Oh lol, emily.

And again I assure you I am not mafia. Neither blood nor crip. And I didn't kill TFGM.

This time. I know what you did that one game O.<

Posted at 11:10PM, Oct. 1, 2009

Hey! No one even thought about telling me we started? D:<

We can all see your "clever" ploy to make yourself look innocent… XD

It could also be Anthony Mercer. It appears to be a two part strategy. There are two stick figures in his avatar. That seems a bit of a long shot though.

Long shot? I can't even see the end of it from here!

Posted at 4:10AM, Oct. 2, 2009

Kitty17, why did my good friend TFGM deserve to die?
He was a loyal blood that I loved like a brother!
You are ruthless in your murder!

Am I still in this game?

Ooooh weird! The gangs saved me! I wonder why? After all, I am just an innocent immigrant.

Posted at 5:10AM, Oct. 2, 2009

Hey! No one even thought about telling me we started? D:<

We can all see your "clever" ploy to make yourself look innocent… XD

uhhh… actually… I forgot to add him on the sign up thread. I have randomised his role though, so he could be anyone!

Posted at 8:10AM, Oct. 2, 2009

*cough* hark'saliar */cough*

Posted at 11:10AM, Oct. 2, 2009

Oooh salsa! My minions will make you pay for such arrogance come night fall….Er…I mean how could you accuse me when I am so obviously innocent? Yeah, thats what I meant!

Posted at 11:10AM, Oct. 2, 2009

Oooh salsa! My minions will make you pay for such arrogance come night fall….Er…I mean how could you accuse me when I am so obviously innocent? Yeah, thats what I meant!

Your minions… in the Crips? YES, I SAID IT!

Now all we need is his Blood-allegiance-fuelled outrage to make him unintenionally confess! Unless he can read tiny text the same way everyone else does. But I don't see that happening. XD

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 2, 2009

boom.
that is the sound of Hark going on a rampage in england after it reaches the SE USA.

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 2, 2009

I've just received word that three gang members voted Hark during the open election.

That means everyone who voted for Hark is a gang member, including Hark himself. Whether they're in the same gang or not is still in question though.

That is:

harkovast
Gullas
Randomdudeperson

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 2, 2009

A rampage in England is having afternoon tea WITHOUT Biscuits… I say!!

boom.
that is the sound of Hark going on a rampage in england after it reaches the SE USA.

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 2, 2009

Aghammer I am flinging my crumpet in disgust!

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 2, 2009

A rampage in England is having afternoon tea WITHOUT Biscuits… I say!!

boom.
that is the sound of Hark going on a rampage in england after it reaches the SE USA.

Every time I hear or read "tea and biscuits" I think breakfast.

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 2, 2009

Salsa- No doubt with a large helping of grits and beans, and possibly some hog chitlins?

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 2, 2009

Salsa- No doubt with a large helping of grits and beans, and possibly some hog chitlins?

Salsa's not from Louisiana!

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 2, 2009

AL … LA Very similar man.

Salsa- No doubt with a large helping of grits and beans, and possibly some hog chitlins?

Salsa's not from Louisiana!

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 2, 2009

AL … LA Very similar man.

Salsa- No doubt with a large helping of grits and beans, and possibly some hog chitlins?

Salsa's not from Louisiana!

True but people in Alabama just wish they were us.

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 2, 2009

AL … LA Very similar man.
Salsa- No doubt with a large helping of grits and beans, and possibly some hog chitlins?
Salsa's not from Louisiana!
True but people in Alabama just wish they were us.

Is this some sort of rivalry, similar to New York vs New Jersey, where people from New Jersey say that they live in New York while New Yorkers say that they don't?

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 2, 2009

Look, I cant understand all this confusion- there are only two types of Americans!

Type 1- New Yorker.
This type shouts a lot, often refering to things in terms of their ass (such as "move your ass", "I better watch my ass" etc.) They use yellow taxis to get around and enjoy leaning out of the window and shouting at people they consider to be "wise guys". They all own pistols, with whcih they shoot each other. They live in apartments with outrageously high rent. This type have very high blood preassure. They live on bagels and hot dogs, and drink coffee from star bucks. They dress in suits and chain smoke cigarettes.

Type 2- Hill Billie
This type is laid back but racist and fearful of modern technology. They travel around in beaten up pick up trucks and enjoy fitting the trucks with gun racks and allowing large dogs to ride with them (either in the cabin or on the back bit) They live in wooden shacks and all own shotguns. They live on hog chitlins, grits and beans, and drink moonshine from a jug. They start all sentances with a "Ah recon". They dress in dungerees, with eithera straw hat or baseball cap. They chew tabacco and spit it out a lot.

Name any American, they all fit into one of these two types.
FACT!

Posted at 5:10PM, Oct. 2, 2009

I've just received word that three gang members voted Hark during the open election.

That means everyone who voted for Hark is a gang member, including Hark himself. Whether they're in the same gang or not is still in question though.

That is:

harkovast
Gullas
Randomdudeperson

Wow. Brilliant strategy.