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(I dont suppose I can pardon myself, can I?)Sorry Hark. You're the only person in the whole town that you can't pardon. Coincidentally, you're also the only person in the whole town that you'd want to pardon. Everyone else could go and suck it as far as you're concerned.
Isn't it wonderfully ironic?
I expected better from you, Waff!
Don't you people realise that I've never been lynched at this game?
Townston is built on a dream, a dream called freedom.
Maybe to you those are just words, but to me they mean something!
Those are ideals worth fighting for!
Are we going to abandon our founding principles when the going gets rough? Are we going to turn our backs on liberty, justice and equality?
We could have it all, or we can destroy it all!
Do the right thing, Townston! I believe in you!
I expected better from you, Waff!
Don't you people realise that I've never been lynched at this game?
Townston is built on a dream, a dream called freedom.
Maybe to you those are just words, but to me they mean something!
Those are ideals worth fighting for!
Are we going to abandon our founding principles when the going gets rough? Are we going to turn are backs on liberty, justice and equality?
We could have it all, or we can destroy it all!
Do the right thing, Townston! I believe in you!
randomdudeperson alright! I fixed it! happy now?
But tell me this! Who is the real villain here?
The gang member who wants to murder everyone and take over the town….or the grammar nazi? The spelling facist? The totalitarian typist?
Who is the real monster here?
Not I, sir! Not I!
PP- That doesn't count! That was atheist mind powers not a lynch! And that game was weird anyway! Stop confusing the issue! Between you and the liberal media, these poor people wont know whats going on! They might even do something crazy like lynching me, their friend and ally Harkovast!
Well… technically it was a lynch since the rebellious spirits needed to vote to have you killed. The Atheist kinda played the role of a mayor in that game.
Besides, you said this afterward:
You all voted for me?
Ooooh thats cold!
Thats the first time I've ever been voted off one of these things!
But I'll be back…….
(next game, obviously!)
PP those remarks were taken out of context.
Clearly in context the converastion went like this -
You all voted for me?
Ooooh thats cold!
Thats the first time I've ever been voted off one of these things!
At least it wasn't in an actual lynch.
But I'll be back…….because I wasn't lynched.
(next game, obviously! Hopefully I wont get lynched in that game like I didn't get lynched in this one.)
By the way, while you are all enjoying killing me, could I ask a small favour?
If you could go onto Harkovast, and click the button for Webcomic super list 100.
Each time someone clicks on that it will push me up the rankings and if I can get about 3 or 4 more people to click it I will get into the top ten on that site.
(while you are there if you could leave me a positive comment on that site next to my entry, that would also be much appreciated!)
Thank you!
That is the end of this shameless plug.
You may now resume killing me (bastards!)
Update- IT WORKED! Thanks guys! I am now ranked number ten on that site so I get a picture! Thank you!
Day Two Narrative
The town was angry. Three good members of the town had been brutally murdered. The town hungered for revenge. So they concluded their very own pardoner must be one of the Bloods. He’d made it obvious enough anyway. Why, in the election he even said he was a blood. And yet people elected him anyway. This increased people’s anger. So the mayor ordered some police to go and take care of Harkovast.
2 squad cars raced away to Harkovast’s large house, sirens blazing. It wasn’t a terribly long drive there, but they never made it. When they were about to turn down Hark’s street, a truck rammed one of the squad cars, killing everyone inside. The other squad car skidded on the asphalt and tried to escape. The truck was slow and clumsy and couldn’t keep up with the agile squad car, but 3 gang cars could. The two police officers that were not driving fired out the windows at the fast-approaching gang cars. But the 3 gang cars fired back, with uzis and m16s. The police were shot down quickly by those guns.
One of the gangs had cancelled this lynch, was it the Bloods or was it the Crips?
[spoiler]Lynch Cancelled[/spoiler]
^.^ You are getting closer and closer to being on time. I just want to remind you to link all your narrative on the first page. PP and I are linking pages to corresponding narratives, and it would be so much easier if all GMs were to make a ToC.
Hey! No one even thought about telling me we started? D:<
While we sit and wait to see what happens tonight, let us look at these clues.
Crocty was sitting at home, watching the TV. There was hardly anything good on television tonight, despite the 200 and something channels he got from cable. He got up because the kettle was boiling. He took it off and poured himself a cup of coffee. As he was returning to his lounge chair in front of the TV, he noticed the back door had been broken into. He dropped the coffee and searched the house. He found nothing and went to the kitchen to get a towel to clean the coffee he dropped. It smelled funny in the kitchen… sort of… gassy. Then a bullet pierced through the wall of the kitchen and *BOOM*. Crocty was killed in a cloud of fire and smoke. The bullet ignited the gas leaking in the kitchen.
Out side, a man looked on at the burning house. He said something to himself, but it was inaudible to anyone else.
Crocty the immigrant is dead
Waff perhaps? Bums smell,…don’t they? It could also be Anthony Mercer. It appears to be a two part strategy. There are two stick figures in his avatar. That seems a bit of a long shot though. It could also be Killer Bob. On his page he says, “All life is an experiment…â€. This kill appears to be creative, like an experiment.
TheFlyingGreenMonkey was returning from getting the groceries. He was feeling pleased because he found some really nice looking taco shells this time. Feeling so happy with himself, TFGM didn’t notice the hotted-up sedan that had been following him all the way from the groceries store. The two cars were on a long stretch of road now and there where no other vehicles on it. The sedan moved beside TFGM’s blue hatchback like it was going to overtake him, but it didn’t. It lingered next to TFGM. TFGM got scared so he turned down a side street trying to lose the sedan, but the sedan followed. The driver of it knew more about driving than a lot of other drivers. As the TFGM was about to pull over and run for his life, A shower of bullets rained from the sedan and TheFlyingGreenMonkey was no more.
TheFlyingGreenMonkey the immigrant is dead
Hmmmm… I have to point out the HOTTED up sedan. Hotted, as in hot, as in hawt, as in Kitty17. Detective, if you will please prove our mayors role?
Niccea was returning home from successfully protecting a person from attack. She was walking alone in the dark and realised the grave danger she could be in. She started walking faster. Someone else was walking in front of her. Niccea started walking even faster. As she was getting closer to the man in front of her, he turned around. Niccea stopped walking. The man pulled twin Uzis from his large trench coat and opened fire on Niccea. The guns were silenced so no one heard. Niccea couldn’t save herself from this death.
Niccea the paramedic is dead
Most likely Rokulily. Big trench coat.
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