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Product Placement is right here. Sorry for the delay on top of the delay. I had a super busy day and should be going to sleep right now, judging by the day that's ahead of me.
I dropped out of winning for this?!?! PPl, just remember THIS once this game is done and i run once again with my AWSOME game! 8D Yes, I've started a smear campaign, AGAINST SOMEONE WHO CANT EVEN RUN FOR GM NEXT GAME ANYWAY! I'm just that awsome.
What? I can't have a busy day now? Look budy, for these past couple of weeks I've been recovering from a viral infection in my heart, had my computer break down, then my car, have a relative almost die on me and the reason why I was an hour late last night was because I was MOVING. I couldn't get to the computer to write your narration because it was in pieces in a cold basement where I decided to piece it together, hook it up to the net and work on a lawn chair among most of my furniture because I felt guilty about canceling the narration two nights in a row(No. I'm not kidding.). As many as my excuses may have been lately for a late narration, I believe them to be rather valid.

Yeah, I know you were joking right there but I'm kinda insulted right now.

P.S. Remember to send in your lynch votes.

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Mattboy 115 gets my vote.
I cant go into details, but there is some strong evidence amassing.
All townies, please vote for him to die!

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Since this game could theoretically be over within the next couple of turns, I've decided to start the next GM election. Players interested in being the next GM can apply over here.

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Day 5 lynch vote:

Randomdudeperson (4)
harkovast
*seal of the mayor*
Mattboy115
Rokulily

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Randomdudeperson
I Am The 1337 Master

harkovast (1)
seventy2

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Same-thats the smartest thing I've heard all day!

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mattboy is a known medic! are you insa…..oh right.

well that's still not a smart…OMG, THIS WHOLE TIME HARKOVAST HAS BEEN A MAFIA MEMBER….

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It is only the Godfather and the Man with the Bowler hat left.
so really only one to go, since the ballhat man can be on either side!
That's right. In order for the town to win, only the godfather needs to be taken out now. However, just because that the ball hat man is neutral when it comes to town politics, doesn't make him any less evil. If he manages to survive to the end, I'm likely to treat it as a partially bad ending since he's allowed to roam free, spreading terror (and trucks full of cash) around the town.

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If I had as much money as the Man in the Ball Hat obviously has, then I would probably do something similar.
I mean, what else are you supposed to do with several truckloads of money?

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Direct a pornmovie?

"i'll suck your soul III" from the director of "millions of bucks for hundreds of trucks"

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I'd like it if Random and 72 aided me in killing Roku since they may die tommorow and one of them WILL and their votes aren't doing anything…

just a proposition. Also having mattboy115 still alive may help us townies if he goes and protects us…

Just saying…

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Attention Lawbringers of Townston: The Regulators require your aid in bringing the scum and pestilence that inhabit our home to justice. Report to Mettaur at the Regulator Vault for details. If Mettaur is unavailable, then Regulator Ryan should be able to help you.

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i sent in my change of vote.

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Narration:

Dian: "Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to our brand new hit show: Will it fry? Our next contestant is none other then Randomdudeperson and he sure is in for quite the shock, isn't he Stan?"
Stan: "He sure is Dian. Random here is hooked up to the new superflash lighting rod from of the 'I dare you to hit me'â„¢ line. These industrial strength lightning magnets are guarantied to send 1.21 gigawatts flying through Random's body. Now the question on everyones mind of course is…"
The audience: "Will it fry?"

Everyone held their breath for a moment as they watched the struggling villager on the massive 8 foot pole that was sticking from the town center. Eventually though the need for air caused many to resume that activity again and people started to wander why nothing had happened.

"Hmm… Might it have something to do with there being a clear sky?" asked Rokulily as she eyed the sky above.
"Dammit man. And it was such a good idea." cursed Harkovast and fired the new announcers.

[spoiler]Diane and Stan, the game show announcers have been fired![/spoiler]

"Oh well. Can't waste a good lynch since it's all set up." continued Hark as he set the lightning rod on fire.

[spoiler]Randomdudeperson the Bodyguard has been "fired"![/spoiler]

A box with a button, remained unpressed and as the sun set it faded from the kitchen table leaving only a small pile of black soot.

In other news. The Godfather has cocker his gun and taken to the streets.

Day 5 is over.

Night 5 has begun.

Mettaur
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Why would he kill his own bodyguard?

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Welp I might as well do something in this game, Let's lynch Hark. He has obviously gone insane and can't be trusted, or he's the Godfather and can't be trusted. Either way, he can't be trusted. Let us rise up from the oppression my comrades, let us join on battle as brothers and sisters in arms. For justice, For Freedom, FOR TOWNSTON!

*Grabs a BFG from his wall of future weapons*

(picture to come later)

Also Vote for me, in the GM election. I am not above bribing (like say a scene from every narration rendered in glorious color?)

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random dude it is then?

I'M RUNNING FOR THE HILLS!

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Whoa crap? He was my bodyguard?
Damn it, I need to start paying attention and stop listening to mattboy!

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Do not worry citizens of Townston, once we have deemed that the battle is over, we shall provide whatever support and supplies that can be spared. Until then, you will have to buy them. Also, new food item in the Vault Diner! Introducing, the pear! Yes, the crisp, juicy, crunchy, oh so delicious pear! Much better than strange meat, I can assure you that! Pears! Only 6 caps!

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Oh! Oh! I gots a lynch idea! Why don't we, for the truly deserving of punishment…make them watch Rick Astely's "Never Gonna Give You Up" until their eyes melt? Only for the most evil.

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