Heh heh. I'm the worst noir character…
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Mafia XXVIII: Mafia NOIR - Sign up thread
(How would you norify the Vault? A former military base? A sewer system I cleaned out and civilized to live in? I prefer a regular vault…mah, either or.)
As I left the comforts of my home, I stretched my legs, getting ready for what Ninja might have done whilst I was gone. As I enter teh store, I notice that empty bottles are strewn all over. Not a unusual variable, but there was also blood. And Ninja was dragging a bloody sack behind him. As I stand there, he cheerily says,"Another day at Jninja's Loot 'n Hooch!". Now, this had happened before. It either meant A, Ninja got drunk, got a nosebleed from his stumbling around, and now was dragging out a bag of bloody merchandise to sell off as painted red…or B, our suspect that was to be handled nicely was shot by a drunken store owner.
"Lemme guess, you're going to sell that to my greatest enemy?"
"Yep!"
"So, you're not going to give what's in that sack a funeral of sorts?"
"Nope!"
"And do you find any irony that the body you want to sell to Gullas was the same man that was supposed to give us dirt on him?"
(How would you norify the Vault? A former military base? A sewer system I cleaned out and civilized to live in? I prefer a regular vault…mah, either or.)You ignored my avi for you?! This means war!
As I left the comforts of my home, I stretched my legs, getting ready for what Ninja might have done whilst I was gone. As I enter teh store, I notice that empty bottles are strewn all over. Not a unusual variable, but there was also blood. And Ninja was dragging a bloody sack behind him. As I stand there, he cheerily says,"Another day at Jninja's Loot 'n Hooch!". Now, this had happened before. It either meant A, Ninja got drunk, got a nosebleed from his stumbling around, and now was dragging out a bag of bloody merchandise to sell off as painted red…or B, our suspect that was to be handled nicely was shot by a drunken store owner.
"Lemme guess, you're going to sell that to my greatest enemy?"
"Yep!"
"So, you're not going to give what's in that sack a funeral of sorts?"
"Nope!"
"And do you find any irony that the body you want to sell to Gullas was the same man that was supposed to give us dirt on him?"
I still have those nanites I talked about in early games. So I'm sending them across Townston turning all the colors into black, white and shades of gray!
Well well, the ochi has returned.Ahaha, "the ochi."
But of course I remember you, you're TFGM's college friend. Niccea and I made you a monocle avatar.
OMFG!!! *Running tackle hug*D'aww. -hug-
Ahaha, I'd forgotten the side effect of this game was constant lurking and reading of comics. I've read/caught up with lots of player comics already, though~
Well well, the ochi has returned.Ahaha, "the ochi."
But of course I remember you, you're TFGM's college friend. Niccea and I made you a monocle avatar.OMFG!!! *Running tackle hug*D'aww. -hug-
Ahaha, I'd forgotten the side effect of this game was constant lurking and reading of comics. I've read/caught up with lots of player comics already, though~
Glad to have you back :D
Have you caught up with my comic yet? :3
Ahaha, I'd forgotten the side effect of this game was constant lurking and reading of comics. I've read/caught up with lots of player comics already, though~I go trough phases like that, where I'm reading through everyone's comic and then stop completely. At first I did it only to familiarize myself with the stories, for clue solving but then I realized that people don't really make clues based on comics anymore. Now I go through the comics when I'm feeling bored.
P.S. Glad to have you back.
At first I did it only to familiarize myself with the stories, for clue solving but then I realized that people don't really make clues based on comics anymore.
I will.
My clues will be based on EVERYTHING. from random comments, comics, avi's, actual facts about the persons themselves, the countries of origin, haircolor, drawing style, favourites, age, opinion of Harkovast and also wether they are being active or lurking.
At first I did it only to familiarize myself with the stories, for clue solving but then I realized that people don't really make clues based on comics anymore.
I will.
My clues will be based on EVERYTHING. from random comments, comics, avi's, actual facts about the persons themselves, the countries of origin, haircolor, drawing style, favourites, age, opinion of Harkovast and also wether they are being active or lurking.
Well I'm boned. "The assasin slit his throat with the knife, and then muttered about how much he dislikes furries"
Have you caught up with my comic yet? :3Of course I did, since you're a bunch of cats in a man suit. It's amazing you can draw a comic at all. I had to see it.
At first I did it only to familiarize myself with the stories, for clue solving but then I realized that people don't really make clues based on comics anymore.Man…I'm glad they will be this time, or I'd have done lots of research for no reason.
hehehe, "research." I must get started on my annotated bibliography straightaway.
Have you caught up with my comic yet? :3Of course I did, since you're a bunch of cats in a man suit. It's amazing you can draw a comic at all. I had to see it.At first I did it only to familiarize myself with the stories, for clue solving but then I realized that people don't really make clues based on comics anymore.Man…I'm glad they will be this time, or I'd have done lots of research for no reason.
hehehe, "research." I must get started on my annotated bibliography straightaway.
I'm gonna make just clues about mystery bread.
Just to bug you. Hehe.
the girl sat by the window of her shop sipping tea as it rained cats an' dogs outside. the streets were barren. the world was grey. the bread was delicious and the cake was not a lie.
she opened the newspaper. iceland was still pouring smoke into the skys, and the sea was black with oil spills. the world still in chaos, nothing new. in local events the mustsached saint ochi the trend setter had returned to the dark streets of townston. finally some good news, the girl smiled to herself.
the shop bell rang. a man dressed to the nines stepped in from the rain. he wasted no time, "the cookies are a lie!" he proclaimed.
the girl stood up, fixed her hat an' veil, and walked up to the man. "nonsense, this is a bakery. no baked good is a lie here. i just finished that last batch of snickerdoodles minutes ago. now… what'll ya have?"
the man stood aghast "wha- snickerdoodles aren't really noir sounding"
"i don't care mac. i baked 'em, they're cinnamonny delicious, and if you got nothin' better to do telling people that my cookies are lies then we're going to have words pretty soon. now, what'll have?"
he ordered some snickerdoodles and went his way off into the grey. the girl watched him go. nobody messes with rokulilies cookies.
but really, i actually made some snickerdoodles. they exist and i have them, mhuhahaha!
I was at school and in a rush to say that noir stuff. No time to save the picture and upload it. I'll do it now, 'kay?(How would you norify the Vault? A former military base? A sewer system I cleaned out and civilized to live in? I prefer a regular vault…mah, either or.)You ignored my avi for you?! This means war!
As I left the comforts of my home, I stretched my legs, getting ready for what Ninja might have done whilst I was gone. As I enter teh store, I notice that empty bottles are strewn all over. Not a unusual variable, but there was also blood. And Ninja was dragging a bloody sack behind him. As I stand there, he cheerily says,"Another day at Jninja's Loot 'n Hooch!". Now, this had happened before. It either meant A, Ninja got drunk, got a nosebleed from his stumbling around, and now was dragging out a bag of bloody merchandise to sell off as painted red…or B, our suspect that was to be handled nicely was shot by a drunken store owner.
"Lemme guess, you're going to sell that to my greatest enemy?"
"Yep!"
"So, you're not going to give what's in that sack a funeral of sorts?"
"Nope!"
"And do you find any irony that the body you want to sell to Gullas was the same man that was supposed to give us dirt on him?"
I still have those nanites I talked about in early games. So I'm sending them across Townston turning all the colors into black, white and shades of gray!
Does anyone else here watch Deadliest Warrior? New episode this night, squad on squad, SS vs. Vietcong. If not, I guess I'm the biggest nerd here.
As I walked over for a mop, to clean up the mess Ninja made, wondering if he would still be there once I turned around, I heard something. A rumbling on the horizon. And there I saw it, a Armadillo stampede."Ninja, no time for my shock at your ethnics, board up the windows! They is coming for me teapots!"
"I thought I was the crazy one around here…"
After the battle was over, I walked over to the only armadillo not to have turned tail and retreat."So, still hungry?" But it faked being tired, and took a large chomp of my drink serving device. Then he wadled away as I said,"Damnit, a armadillo ate my teapot! Again!"
I think Kroatz may have just invented a way to ignore plugs straight away. The armadillo teapot method (as I'm now gonna call it) allows you to skip to the end of the scentence and see if you should ignore it.
Congratulations Kroatz. Innovator of words.
Also I'm dubbin Mett the teapotsman.
Or T. Potman
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