Getting ready for a loud groan, I prepare to tell possibly the worst joke of my life,"So…raining cats and dogs? And other critters too?"
Ninja beat you to it…
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Mafia XXVIII: Mafia NOIR - Sign up thread
My god, this avatar only gets better. Apparently I missed my true calling in life; I should have been a femme fatale. Should have taken up smoking and bought more red lipstick. It's really working out.
I think Kroatz may have just invented a way to ignore plugs straight away. The armadillo teapot method (as I'm now gonna call it) allows you to skip to the end of the scentence and see if you should ignore it.Noooooo, what if he starts phrasing clues that way? We'll never catch them then!
More of a scrambled man myself.
In other news. Why do my friends keep telling me that miss x (name hidden for the fact that she may see this) and I would make a perfect couple and that i should ask her out? I have a girlfriend already damn it. Also she's faaaaaaaaaaaar from my type. Kroatz knows what I mean.
More of a scrambled man myself.I knew it! You and Kroatz are secret lovers and Mettaur stalks you two to take pictures!
In other news. Why do my friends keep telling me that miss x (name hidden for the fact that she may see this) and I would make a perfect couple and that i should ask her out? I have a girlfriend already damn it. Also she's faaaaaaaaaaaar from my type. Kroatz knows what I mean.
On a serious note.Hey atleast you have a gf. I can tell when a person likes another person but when I get the feeling that a girl likes me I can't muster the courage to do anything about it. Curse me and my introvertiness!
She's far from my type i mean shes kinda skinny and not that cuddly. Im a man who likes his women cuddly.
Got a problem with that?!
Edit: Personality's a big factor too.
Wink wink nudge nudge.
And remember, even if you think it is. In most countries, throwing paint at people is not a form of endeerment, nor is unloading several clips of plastic pellets into people.
…Or hitting them with cars.
Or pushing boxes on them…
Or hitting them with miniture vehicles…
Or hitting them with your sled.
Or locking them out of the house.
Or filing for a restraining order.
Or eating a bunch of spinnach and thinking it'll give you popeye powers.
Or having secret affairs with Kroatz.
Or reading the last copy of a magazine in the bathroom, before using it as toilet paper.
Or blowing your nose in the table cloth at a fancy resturaunt.
Or driving a bus full of screaming angry nuns into a bank, and then trying to insruct them to rob it as they beat you merciously with their rulers.
Or getting in a fight with the postal service over them squishing the sammich you ordered all the way from France.
Or letting a small child write your college essay and getting a better grade on it that you could ever get.
Or drawing a picture of said girl in a cage because she's a creepy stalker with a chainsaw, who idolizes paris hilton and the guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
And remember, even if you think it is. In most countries, throwing paint at people is not a form of endeerment, nor is unloading several clips of plastic pellets into people.Uh, okay? My advice, don't talk about stuff in your comic without talking about armadillos eating teapots, or Kroatz will mess you up in the narrations.
…Or hitting them with cars.
Or pushing boxes on them…
Or hitting them with miniture vehicles…
Or hitting them with your sled.
Or locking them out of the house.
Or filing for a restraining order.
Or eating a bunch of spinnach and thinking it'll give you popeye powers.
Or having secret affairs with Kroatz.
Or reading the last copy of a magazine in the bathroom, before using it as toilet paper.
Or blowing your nose in the table cloth at a fancy resturaunt.
Or driving a bus full of screaming angry nuns into a bank, and then trying to insruct them to rob it as they beat you merciously with their rulers.
Or getting in a fight with the postal service over them squishing the sammich you ordered all the way from France.
Or letting a small child write your college essay and getting a better grade on it that you could ever get.
Or drawing a picture of said girl in a cage because she's a creepy stalker with a chainsaw, who idolizes paris hilton and the guy from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
I'm in again!
Hey atleast you have a gf. I can tell when a person likes another person but when I get the feeling that a girl likes me I can't muster the courage to do anything about it. Curse me and my introvertiness!
Next time you suspect such crushery, approach your target and lick them. Do it.
Or driving a bus full of screaming angry nuns into a bank, and then trying to insruct them to rob it as they beat you merciously with their rulers.
I know a plethora of nuns, and I can affirm that they would most likely be the best at performing crimes. They're scary -and- innocent, an ever dangerous combination.
Or driving a bus full of screaming angry nuns into a bank, and then trying to insruct them to rob it as they beat you merciously with their rulers.
I know a plethora of nuns, and I can affirm that they would most likely be the best at performing crimes. They're scary -and- innocent, an ever dangerous combination.
Now you have to draw said army of nuns.
new game, draw challenge. If someone says something funny or intresting, you can challenge them to draw it.
IF they don't, well then they're a party pooper.
If someone wanted to challenge you on it, they can. But it has to be on the current page,y ou can't go page hopping, unless it was said within a few hours of your challenge post. To prevent people from digging up old things to make people draw. And you can't willingly suggest something in hopes someone challenges you, that takes away the fun.
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