Thread "Mafia XXXI: Kicking It Old School" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

And no, I dont even feel a little bit guilty!

You never do.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

We count as voting for selves yes? Not all GM's do it…

As my teacher always said. Why the hell are you running if you aren't going to vote for yourself? The GM election is different. It is assumed that you would already vote for yourself or you would not be running.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

Good to be sure.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

You know what would be a great idea.

Voting for TheFlyingGreenMonkey.

I endorse the lad!

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

Well, if I vote for you, that is one less vote for Chester's life. You don't want me to kill a puppy do you?

Well, we can't have that now can we?

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

Yeah, I'm not gonna compete against posters like that. I won't stand a chance.

All I have are my words so here's to me, trying to convince the lot of you.

You know my record. In office I can do allot of good. Outside of office I'm likely to be found dead in the street before the post election parties are over. Therefore in order for me to enjoy this game, I need the protection. The biggest factor to consider is the question, am I mafia or not? Well, you should also know my piss poor luck in getting a mafia/baddie role in this game. In fact, I think Mettaur now has been mafia more often then me and with +15 games on him, I'm having trouble figuring out how that's possible. I know that the detective is a very busy man/woman but s/he should be able to figure out my identity should s/he wish to check me out.

I'm don't consider myself very greedy. I don't run for office every single game like some people. But only when I'm willing to dedicate myself to do the best I can at office. I promise you that voting for me will not be a waste.

Also I'm a moderator. That has to count for something :P

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

but folks, i still have all the puppies.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

Vote me, and I will not drop a bus full of mewling kittens into the crocodile pit. Consider that.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

but folks, i still have all the puppies.

And I still have a gun to one!

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

Meh never been mayor. And when I was the vigilante in Monkey's game, I worked well with PP in strategizing. I just run cause I've never been it. And its an excuse to practice my drawing.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

That puppy looks possesed. No creature of god has that much of a shine in their eyes…

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

this is super hard. i want to vote puppies, but i don't want a puppy to die, and ochi is riding a panda. a panda.

and then people are asking me to vote for them… don't know what to dooooo…

i dunno mett, i can get some shiny eyes going. bet maru can too.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

That's something different, a NEWBORN puppy couldn't have learned that mind-trick by yet! It must be something dark and evil in that pup, something that should not be spared…

Also, you have no love for the orphan kittens?

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

Wow, I don't think I've ever seen this many people running for mayor at the same time. And we've got puppies, awesomesauce, and more puppies… in dire peril. And a woman riding a panda with a trident. Holy crap.

But I already voted. I'm past the days of asking for bribes I never receive, or being mesmerized by cool posters which, admittedly have a great deal of "omgIwannavoteforthat" factor, or arguments about who will do what to who and with what variety of spoon.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

That's something different, a NEWBORN puppy couldn't have learned that mind-trick by yet! It must be something dark and evil in that pup, something that should not be spared…

Also, you have no love for the orphan kittens?

and you're threatening orphan kittens now?! this is like the bakery incident all over again mett! disappointment.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

Vote me, and I will not drop a bus full of mewling kittens into the crocodile pit. Consider that.

Vote for me, the saviour of kittens!

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

Whats the awsomesauce Hako?

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

and you're threatening orphan kittens now?! this is like the bakery incident all over again mett! disappointment.

Yeah Mett, at least I brought MY OWN pup.

Posted at 6:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

Whats the awsomesauce Hako?

Hah, as if you have to ask, good sir.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

and you're threatening orphan kittens now?! this is like the bakery incident all over again mett! disappointment.
Yeah Mett, at least I brought MY OWN pup.

No one listens to the nice guy, it's the people who are willing ot take a risk, to make a sacrifice, that win in the end. That save the town.

…also, pulling out the ultimate bribe now. No Fallout jokes at all, and I will limit the pervy jokes.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

Vote for me.

I have Manly Unicorns.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

That's Roku's territory.

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

or arguments about who will do what to who and with what variety of spoon.

Dammit, Hakoshen, RIGHT after I composed my brilliant argument about how I intended to eviscerate the godfather with nothing but a Victorian-era shrimp fork.

Ugh, what timing. Fuhgeddaboutit. -disgusted handwave-

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

i dunno mett, i can get some shiny eyes going. bet maru can too.

Yep, I do it a lot

Posted at 7:07PM, Jul. 12, 2010

That's Roku's territory.

nah, i cornered the badass unicorn market. manly unicorns aren't always badass.