or arguments about who will do what to who and with what variety of spoon.
Dammit, Hakoshen, RIGHT after I composed my brilliant argument about how I intended to eviscerate the godfather with nothing but a Victorian-era shrimp fork.
Ugh, what timing. Fuhgeddaboutit. -disgusted handwave-
Im not voting for salsa because he seems desperate. Im not actually running. I just though everyone was being popular by telling people to vote for them so i joined in.
Figure I should remind you all that for reasons unknown, I am completely incompetent at being evil in Townston. When I'm a Townie, I do a lot of good for the team. A LOT of good. Seriously, I'm the safest bet, cause if I am evil, I'm going t blow this big time, if I'm a Townie we may pull this off with minimum casualties. Well that's just my opinion. Based on records. That I've seen with my own two eyes.
Im not voting for salsa because he seems desperate. Im not actually running. I just though everyone was being popular by telling people to vote for them so i joined in.
No, desperate is threatening Puppies and Kitties with violence. (Glares at Jninja and Mett)
I, on the other hand, uphold the proud traditions of southern politicians. I will be cordial and polite. No reason to get nasty now. ;)
So petting/threatening puppies and kittens is what gets you votes these days, huh?
Well look no further. I have the perfect solution for everyone. All of your animal companions will get their fare share of pleasurable petting, thanks to my patented pet petter.
…and for the more sadistic personnels, please enjoy this complimentary scream emulator.
Finally, since no one is more receptive to bribes then Hark, allow me to offer you this handy avatar.
Hello, my name is… um… RAYninjashadow yes, that'll do And I think it would be a smashing idea to put that handsome, drunken stud Jninjashadow into office!
Hello, my name is… um… RAYninjashadow yes, that'll do And I think it would be a smashing idea to put that handsome, drunken stud Jninjashadow into office!
I would Ray, can I call you Ray? Well Ray I would but I need to redeem myself for past…umm incidents of mass death.
Hello, my name is… um… RAYninjashadow yes, that'll do And I think it would be a smashing idea to put that handsome, drunken stud Jninjashadow into office!
I would Ray, can I call you Ray? Well Ray I would but I need to redeem myself for past…umm incidents of mass death.
Hence why You are known as TFGM the Bringer of Bloodbaths.
Also, Do forgive my partner in the B.U.G. project he's just a wee bit drunk.
Why do I find it so amusing to draw Niccea's avatar..
Man, it's addictive. I've drawn those ears so many times over the years. o_o;;
Ah, well, even if I may not ultimately achieve political victory, having won over Kitty I can't think of myself as having lost. Studies have shown, after all, that the Kitty vote is three times more awesome than an ordinary vote. No one can argue with science.
I will still, of course, be delighted with any further support! Please do consider it <3