Um Hark, I remember a couple of times that you were lynched.
I also remember that you said you were the god-father last game and it turned out to be someone else.
So yeah, You've lied and been lynched before.
What reason do we have to trust you?
Also You're not the detective, I am.
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Mafia XXXIX: The Return to Townston Tradition
Salsa, why should you trust me?
Well let me put it like this…
Yeah some will say that the "so called" facts "don't" support me.
Other "people" would say "that" I'm a fraud, and an attention whore, "more" interested in promoting my furry webcomic than "playing" this "game".
Other people would "tell" you I don't understand how to use "quatation" marks.
To those people I would say this.
Yes you can reel out the same old tired facts if thats what you want.
But isn't it time we moved beyond whats true and whats not?
Time we got outside of lables and name calling and started bringing people together instead of tearing them apart?
We could have it all, or we can destroy it all.
What's it going to be?
Now I for one am willing to take hte first step towards healing these wounds, and I know that salsa will join me in voting Harkovast in a spirit of reconciliation.
It's time ot heal these wounds!
Tell old pharaoh, to let our people GO!
Hark — I don't trust you. But then I don't trust anyone, which is why I shouldn't be mayor. I'm a paranoid, but not The Paranoid. If I were The Paranoid, I would be a Great Mayor.
But I think a top cat is just what we need for mayor. I am Pro-Townston, pro-townie, and pro Hark for mayor, as long as anthro porn is Optional Ugh: cats and dogs, pigs and sheep, co-whatevering, in Townston ?! No. no thank you, indeed.
Ayesinback put down her controller. She was tired of playing Fallout: New Vegas, and was wondering what was on the news. The first thing to catch her eye was the Townston Mayoral Elections. she ran out into the streets screaming “I WILL NOT BE YOUR SACRIFICE! VOTE NO!”
Her screaming attracted the attention of the rest of townston. “Must be the bimonthly Townston mayoral elections again” said one townee to Salsa.
“Elections? Why, I used to be president, but now i'm a detective. That makes a perfect Mayor. I shall run”
“You can't be the mayor, because I am a former president and detective.” came a growling voice from behind him.
“CURSE YOU COPY CAT!” Salsa screamed.
“Even tho I have massive ears, I can't hear you over my rants for mayor” and out came niccea.
As always it was a blood bath. People murdering each other for the chance to be the most influential protected person in all of townston.
Niccea and Harkovast began towards town square neck in neck. Apparently this time, first person to get there was mayor. Niccea pulled ahead a fraction of an inch.
“WAIT, Don't do it!” Screamed Ayesinback.
Niccea slowed down, and Harkovast tripped her.
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Harkovast the furry pusher made it to townsquare first. He is the new mayor!
Niccea coming in second is town pardoner
[/spoiler]
“Hear Ye, Hear Ye. My first action as Mayor, is Anthro Porn for everyone. Except those who don't want it. But it will still be waiting for them, after reading Harkovast!
My second Action, is an Instalynch! And I choooooooooose” His eyes scanned the crowd. He stopped, turned around, and pointed a finger at the towns newest Pardoner.
“you” he whispered.
[spoiler]
Niccea, the Pardoner, and Townee has been lynched
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Night falls upon a surprised and scared town.
A good start.
Pardoners reduce the amount of lynches.
I loves me some lynches!
Please send me your roles!
If you send me your roles you wont get lynched.
I need to know medics (to guard useful people), vigilante (to kill bad guys) and paranoid (so I don't get medics and vigilantes killed looking after you!)
If you don't send me your role I will assume you are mafia and put you on list of people to systematically lynch.
I am harsh but fair…well I am harsh, anyway.
Thank you for your support at this difficult time of transition.
*starts chopping Niccea for meatballs* you know, I'm sorta sorry right now for supporting Harkovast. But it could've gone much more worse eughdammit Niccea why are do you have so strong bones and we must not forget that this town has seen something much more worse than this. I mean for example I practically killed most of the town when I was the goddamn Batman… Hey can anyone make some spaghetti, cause the meatballs will be ready in few mins…
screaming
Screaming? Screaming not once but three times? Yes, I may wear loud glasses, but I will have you know that I am quite soft spoken. (well, most times, unless a cat is sitting where it shouldn't)
This is Product's doing, having portrayed me as a goofy cheerleader.
Okay: maybe yes on the goofy. But not a screaming goofy. t'aint fittin.
So Niccea. That was short, huh? The situation definitely deserves artistry.
In these dark times, we need someone who knows how the criminal mind works.
We need someone who isn't afraid of pointing fingers at random people in a fit of paranoia.
We need…
HARKOVAST!
Oh lets NOT start that again!
Hark….youve always been crazy, but now you seem….scary….
But reading Harkovast (which has a zero fanservice policy) is mandatory.OH REALLY, HARKOVAST?
Firstly, I lie all the time!
And second, I lie all the time!
That's a point so important it is worth making twice!
Thirdly though, the comic DOES have zero fanservice! People can do what they want with the fan art! ( I assume that's what you are talking about…unless I drew giant boobs in the background in a delirious fit again. If I did that's a medical condition and I will thank you not to draw attention to it!)
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