SCORE ONE FOR THE PARANOID!!! lol Well, glad im dead, now i dont have to hurt my head over clues, and just watch.
Oh, and i rofled over my death. But i must say, i really wanted to see that pencil disappear :(
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Mafia XXXIX: The Return to Townston Tradition
So townies, before I'm eliminated, Hark wanted me to protect Anthony Mercer. Could he be the Godfather. Does he have some kind of Ah-nuld action going down?
But Hark's a serial killer, not mafia - why would he want that? Given that he's the mayor, but not interested in a townie victory, I think it's pretty clear what my role is if he wanted me protected.
Your the Werewolf leader?So townies, before I'm eliminated, Hark wanted me to protect Anthony Mercer. Could he be the Godfather. Does he have some kind of Ah-nuld action going down?
But Hark's a serial killer, not mafia - why would he want that? Given that he's the mayor, but not interested in a townie victory, I think it's pretty clear what my role is if he wanted me protected.
Also pretty sure 1337 the Goddamn Batman killed random with his jokerness. Cause everyone knows that the Joker is really Batman.
And apparently it was Dude who did the killing that we thought 1337 did. Muffin is pointing to muffin man comic and suck it I'm back refers to him coming back to mafia.
Your the Werewolf leader?So townies, before I'm eliminated, Hark wanted me to protect Anthony Mercer. Could he be the Godfather. Does he have some kind of Ah-nuld action going down?
But Hark's a serial killer, not mafia - why would he want that? Given that he's the mayor, but not interested in a townie victory, I think it's pretty clear what my role is if he wanted me protected.
Also pretty sure 1337 the Goddamn Batman killed random with his jokerness. Cause everyone knows that the Joker is really Batman.
And apparently it was Dude who did the killing that we thought 1337 did. Muffin is pointing to muffin man comic and suck it I'm back refers to him coming back to mafia.
HEY, THATS MR RANDOM TO YOU!!! Thats right, MR!!!
Killing my beloved body guards/ harko-fans? It's ON now!
I recon the godfather is Mettaur.
His avatar is the black wizard from Final Fantasy and the clue talked about magic tricks.
That's more than enough evidence to kill if you ask me.
My second pick is TFGM, cause he is accusing me!
All loyal townies, vote for TFGM and mettaur!
Go team VAST!
And apparently it was Dude who did the killing that we thought 1337 did. Muffin is pointing to muffin man comic and suck it I'm back refers to him coming back to mafia.
That first bit doesn't even make sense. If it was pointed at me I would call it, as being too obscure.
And the muffin reference could just as well point at Red Slayer, who mentions cake in his profile (sort of the same thing), or rokulily who has a history of offering baked goods.
We blamed 1337 for your crime. Makes since now? Your lazy and the killer is lazy. You came back and the killer is back. You have muffin man and he has muffin.And apparently it was Dude who did the killing that we thought 1337 did. Muffin is pointing to muffin man comic and suck it I'm back refers to him coming back to mafia.
That first bit doesn't even make sense. If it was pointed at me I would call it, as being too obscure.
And the muffin reference could just as well point at Red Slayer, who mentions cake in his profile (sort of the same thing), or rokulily who has a history of offering baked goods.
@Hark you are useless to us now. Your out of double lynches. Even you can realize that your a no good hippie now right?
TFGM on the contrary, I have far more to offer than mere lynches.
You see some people around here believe I am a space cowboy, while others are under the impression I am a gangster of love.
Someone people call me Maurice (wah-wah)
The truth is that I am infact a joker, a smoker and a midnight toker, and that I play my music on the run.
Can you say the same?
CAN YOU?
I didn't think so.
TFGM you also make a tactical error.
Saying I am no use over looks the fact my votes count double so if you have mafia you want to vote off, I can drastically swing things your way if you keep me on side.
You can think about that while my minions are lynching you!
I notice that the mafia are voting with hark to kill off two townies. A good strategy but word of cuation. Hark has a kill role and is protected from kill roles.
So you lynch me and mett leaving three of you and one of him. You kill two others tonight hopefully and he kills one of you. Now there are two of you and he knows who the last hitman is. He has the same amount of votes as you two and it seems that the bomber seems to be inactive so that makes one vote agianst his two and mafia lose.
So my question is do you really want to kill of both me and mett? Why not me and Hark? Gives you an advantage of killing one of the three people you can't just instantly kill and takes away your biggest threat. And since the rest of the town seems to be inactive you have a better chance at winning.
@Hark: I have been a space wizard(better than space cowboy), people are under the impression I am white and nerdy.
Some people call me Justin(Nah-uh)
Of course I AM a joker, I will never be a smoker or a toker, and I play my music on the bike.
As for the error. I say…
You are too big of a threat for BOTH townies and mafia and you have no more double lynches and your trying to copy my serial killer mayorship awesomeness just like you tried to copy me and salsa's review comic. For shame hark. We should just give you the title of copy cat :3
“The Mayor Is Useless!” came TFGM's proclamation. “He sits around and just lynches and murders people!”
People began to pipe in. “yes we should lynch the mayor!” “The mayor is pretty dumb” “herpa derp derp”
Behind the scenes, but still in a Townston forum a group of people were meeting. “TFGM has much power with the people, but we can turn him” came harkovast.
“I don't think we can, check out this x-ray” said D_Dude
“MY GOD! He has a heart of solid gold! He has no need for greed, but only to help the town!” screamed I Am The 1337 Master. “we have to lynch him, he may be helping the wrong people!!”
TFGM lead an angry mob right up the steps to the Townston Capital Building. “hark, come out! We're here to lynch you, you useless bag of furry!”
Harkovast opened the door. “Useless eh? Watch this” “ANGRY MOB, Who Else do you vote for?”
“Well, I vote for 1337”
“I want to vote for D_Dude”
“I want to vote for the homeless guy that keeps peeing on my door step every morning”
“Well, that's three votes for me. And I am voting for you, TFGM, which raises your total to 4”
“Four? But there's three of you!!”
Harkovast reached into his pocket, and pulled out a handled object
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Harkovast slammed a sealed stamp into TFGM's forehead
[/spoiler]
“Seal of the mayor, sorry.”
“I may die, but i'm taking you with me Harkovast!!”
“Wrong again. We have four votes also for…..The quiet guy over there!
[spoiler]
Inactive Mettaur was picked randomly out of a crowd to be lynched
[/spoiler]
TFGM and Mettaur were lead to the gallows. Hark stood before them and asked for last words. Mettaur was silent, but TFGM began”
“My Fellow Townstonians, I stand before you a hero. A martyr. Before I Die I want you tfchhhhgurrgleelllechhhhhh”
“Oops, I accidently on purpose released the gallow doors. Sorry TFGM, no instigating riots in my town”
[spoiler]
TFGM has too many damn titles the Paranoid
and
Mettaur The Mad Hatter have been lynched
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HERE YE HERE YE, THIS IS THE GM, IF ANY OF THE INACTIVES DON'T SHOW UP AND SPEAK OR ACT, OR DO ANYTHING BY DAY 4'S LYNCH VOTE END, THEY WILL ALL BE LYNCHED. IN IMAGINATIVE AND CREATIVE WAYS.
the current list is:
red slayer
rokulily
—
Gullas is cutting it close
I like living through these double lynches.
I guess we all get anthro porn or something for this.
Because we suck.
Do we have a yes from the back?
I am the Gm and I do the devils work.
Happy Birthday!
Youtube.
General Mills.
Heart Healthy breakfast.
Superfast Jellyfish
Anyway, I rock.
Suck my cock.
…
Or don't.
[spoiler]So you'd rather have it later than now then?Suck my cock.
…
Or don't.
I'll take the later please.
Alrighty!
I'll just wait.
(latter)
Late night action: 1337 and Shirk party playground!
Who wants to buy tickets?
Hmmm….
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THIS POST IS SORT OF NSFW BUT NOT REALLY UNlESS YOU'RE A
[spoiler]pussy[/spoiler]
and thus ends my talk.
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