I've gone three years without, kind my own choice. If I hook up with a guy sex is always a no-no, other stuff is okay. If he can't respect that, I can't be bothered with him.
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My year of celibacy!
How is sex a distraction? It only takes like 5 minutes to have sex. I get more distracted by paint drying. Gotta go there is some drying now.Minute man, eh?
Actually, I wish my sex life was more "wham bam thankya man". I'd rather just [spoiler]get off, roll off, and run off[/spoiler].
Actually, I wish my sex life was more "wham bam thankya man". I'd rather just [spoiler]get off, roll off, and run off[/spoiler].yeah, that can be fun…
i've had relationships based only on orgasm, but ive never really fallen in love.NOW I know why you're bar hooping.. "looking for love in all the wrong places" :)
i heard it's great. =P
Good Luck with that. no sex for one year. If you make it oh my- you're a god in your own right.
So what does two years make you? Because the last time I got laid was shortly after starting my comic about two years ago.
I'm pretty sure that, by this logic, most people on the internet are ultimate beings beyond even godhood….
my 22 year old friend attempted this once…i mean attempted. he told his gf and she responded with "I'll make you break your promise" then came his birthday party which I was at, in my boring moment i wandered around his house, and had to take a piss, so i went in the restroom and there they were in the shower… I shoulda realized, when the door was locked I picked the lock. NOT MY FAULT… I really had to go. and not surprisingly he lost his bet…. and the bet was if you can do go one year without sex She'd have a threesome (did I mention his gf was bi?) anyway if you can't you marry her. Either way I think he won.
The perfect woman is one who will tell me how great I am, have sex with me, and other than that pretty much leave me the fuck alone! hahahaNaw, I'm pretty sure Oz is right on this one.
>:)
I don't think there's anything wrong with casual sex, or approaching sex with a total lack of sentimentality or want for emotional connection. It depends on what people want at a given point in their life.
I don't think there's anything wrong with casual sex, or approaching sex with a total lack of sentimentality or want for emotional connection. It depends on what people want at a given point in their life.
Yeah I have to agree having a bootie call on speed dial is really nice. You call up they are over in a half an hour and gone in another 30 minutes or so. Then back to business as usual. And as long as both parties understand the conditions you don't have to worry about celibacy.
The perfect woman is one who will tell me how great I am, have sex with me, and other than that pretty much leave me the fuck alone! hahaha
Nah I'm gonna disagree with that one… I've done the casual sex thing and it's fucking crap! Give me emotional connection and chemistry any day!Dude, you don't know what you want, do you?
The perfect woman is one who will tell me how great I am, have sex with me, and other than that pretty much leave me the fuck alone! hahahaNah I'm gonna disagree with that one… I've done the casual sex thing and it's fucking crap! Give me emotional connection and chemistry any day!Dude, you don't know what you want, do you?
Ha BURN. I didn't even notice that. :D
All that's needed is to NOT TELL PEOPLE!So you're saying all you have to do is tell people you're trying to be celebrate and then they will fall into bed with you?
Then they won't set out to stop your quest to make them feel better about their little sheeple slaggy lives. Lol.
Naw. But it'll make it a hell of a lot easier. It also gives them a massive confidence boost thinking that they are so good they can make celibate people stop just because of their charms.All that's needed is to NOT TELL PEOPLE!So you're saying all you have to do is tell people you're trying to be celebrate and then they will fall into bed with you?
Then they won't set out to stop your quest to make them feel better about their little sheeple slaggy lives. Lol.
Unless you're hangin' out with like, teenagers, no one really cares whether or not you're having sex. It's not like there's legions of evil succubi runnin' around trying to seduce the chaste…
I mean, I guess if you were dating someone who didn't respect that decision, it might be rough. And you certainly wouldn't need to tell anyone you weren't tryin' to date. But I don't think upon hearing you weren't havin' sex, a person who otherwise would have no interest in doin' ya would take it upon themselves to thwart your intentions.
But if yer talkin' about it as a scam… heh. Yeah, that might work. >:)
Man I know that I just have far too many issues with women… They tend to take up a bit too much of my headspace, and when I'm working 50+ hours a week, trying to maintain my comic and most importantly spending real quality time with my daughter, women are the last thing I need on my mind.
The flip side of this is that I work in the restaurant industry… and EVERY night since I made my decision the restaurant has been full to overflowing with really cute girls (or perhaps my mind is playing tricks on me because I'm trying to behave myself… MOTHERFUCKER!!!)
It's actually not a bad idea. I've gotten some of my best bursts of creativity from periods of self-imposed celibacy. (Non-self-imposed celibacy doesn't work so good.)
A year sounds a bit extreme, but hey, if that's the goal you've set for yourself, I wish you luck! May the muses be with you.
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