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Actually, there is no concrete scientific evidence that braless breasts sag (Some sources even claim that the opposite is true and that they may even cause cancer o_o!). We have to remember that breasts don't contain any muscle tissue, so in essence, it would be impossible to train them with a bra :p.
Man boobies sag.

Khrushchev:



And… Ah-nold :(



Arnold had muscle under his once though. But mainly I think it's skin stretching. I do know that you can stretch skin to pretty much any amount, given time and pressure/weight, and it's impossible to shrink it back afterwards (without some judicious tailoring). So maybe that's the reason for sagging chest flesh?

Not that a bra would do too much to arrest that, unless you wore it pretty much permanently.
The main reason for a bra is to create the impression of a particular bod-shape under clothes. In that way they're exactly like old corsets and hoopskirts, except a much lighter less restrictive version.

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Here was me hoping that the thread title was a joke…


Heavy emphasis on tit.

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During the early years of my college career, we had an Intelligent Design advocate speaking on campus, and this came up. Someone asked, if people had been intelligently designed, why did males have nipples?

The expert's response was that male nipples existed for erotic stimulation.

We could fix things by superimposing man nipples over lady nipples! :D
As long as we don't use male nipples with nipple hair.

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This thread makes me happy ^_^ as does the subject in question and the boobs that accompany them =D

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I can not be sure if this is a male nipple or a female nipple.

This might be porn.

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Interesting story regarding this: I was once a rubber nipple salesman.
I went door to door with my sidekick in an effort to corner the market by going straight to the consumer. Unfortunately, we had some weird customers. One guy beat me mercilessly with a shovel, mistaking me for a circus midget, while another thought I was from the FBI. I just wanted to sell nipples! Remember, they make great finger gloves for when you have to touch filthy and repulsive things to say nothing of their ability to protect your eyes from UV rays.

I think it went something like this.

http://www.gamespot.com/users/fatboyvinnie/video_player?id=cHE1kDv-5bsMvzDa

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I never liked Ren and Stimpy. :(

I can not be sure if this is a male nipple or a female nipple.
That's so gross for some reason.

And so borderline.

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Bras reduce painful bouncing and backache. I like bras. I don't like that women feel they must wear wear them just to have the body shape that society wants them to.

This topic just reminded me of my amusement as a child receiving a 12 inch Han Solo doll (or action figure, whatever). I was amused that he had nipples. None of Barbie's friends or beaus ever did.

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I can not be sure if this is a male nipple or a female nipple.

That's Olympus Mons on Mars. The reddish color is because of large amounts of iron oxide in the Martian soil.

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there actual usage is to test the temperature of swimming pools and all water in general…
(^U^)

and cut glass afterwards.

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and cut glass afterwards.
Cold nips chafe :(

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I heard somewhere that if a man gets malnourished he’ll start lactating. Something about producing certain hormones.

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Nipples are why I don't believe in God.

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My nipples hurt after I run. Apparently I'm supposed to cover them with band-aids when I run a marathon.

Goddammit nipples, quit making me do really weird stuff.

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You know it's gonna be a good weekend when you sign onto DD and see the "nipples" topic strategically placed right after an in-depth discussion on the physics of time travel.

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You know it's gonna be a good weekend when you sign onto DD and see the "nipples" topic strategically placed right after an in-depth discussion on the physics of time travel.

There's physics involved in nipples, you know.

You need to compute the angle and trajectory it bounces in relation to its mass and weight. In doing so, you need to factor in gravity, wind velocity, wind direction, and external force as well.

As well as how many pounds per square inch of pressure it can handle.

lol!

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Nipples are why I don't believe in God.
How odd. Nipples are the precise reason I do believe in God.

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Nipples are why I believe in evolution. The first mammals crawled out of the ocean on their nipples. That's why fish have no nipples.

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Nipples are why I don't believe in God.
How odd. Nipples are the precise reason I do believe in God.

To hell with sunsets, these puppies are all the proof I need.

There's physics involved in nipples, you know.

You need to compute the angle and trajectory it bounces in relation to its mass and weight. In doing so, you need to factor in gravity, wind velocity, wind direction, and external force as well.

As well as how many pounds per square inch of pressure it can handle.

Yay, an educational moment! *The more you know*

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Always wear a padded bra on a cold day.

Imagine you had nipples for eyes and eyes for nipples. That would be a completely different situation right there.

Have you seen Magritte's painting The Rape?

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You know it's gonna be a good weekend when you sign onto DD and see the "nipples" topic strategically placed right after an in-depth discussion on the physics of time travel.

There's physics involved in nipples, you know.

You need to compute the angle and trajectory it bounces in relation to its mass and weight. In doing so, you need to factor in gravity, wind velocity, wind direction, and external force as well.

As well as how many pounds per square inch of pressure it can handle.

lol!

This is a bright new day for me. It's the first time I've laughed at something kyupol posted without going "wtf is he talking about?"

Also, nipples are just the peak of an amazing thing. Unless they're on Madonna. I swear, that woman could kill a person without the pointy cone bra.

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