Thread "on my lonesome for x-mas and x-mas eve" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 25, 2009

masturbation.

That seems like the only option.

Posted at 9:12PM, Dec. 25, 2009

If anyone started the smut bandwagon, it's the fat man himself. After all, he loves his ho, ho, hoes.

PIT, uuh…all the good suggestions have been said, and the day is almost over. In other words, drinking is long since over with, so now it's on to purging. Find a copy of Metallica's Live Shit: Binge and Purge and celebrate a long night near the toilet.

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 25, 2009

Eww… Toilets are worse than smut. >___<

Now it's Boxing day! Time to celebrate by boxing!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:12PM, Dec. 25, 2009

cant bring myself to masturbate on christmas anyways. there's no corner secluded enough not to make it feel like god's givin ya the evil eye. i know, i've been looking.

God's a voyeur and a perv anyhow. Just like the fat man. They're both watching over you all the time anyway. I figure if they're not givin' ya the evil eye the rest of the year, they've got no right to get pissy about it on xmas. So just think about that next time.

Posted at 11:12PM, Dec. 25, 2009

So just think about that next time.

I don't think that'd make anybody very horny… :[

Posted at 12:12AM, Dec. 26, 2009

So just think about that next time.
I don't think that'd make anybody very horny… :[

except an exhibitionist… O_O

Posted at 4:12AM, Dec. 26, 2009

Well yeh but it's not, like, Self-pleasure Duck.
There's an idea.

ehehhehe

Posted at 5:12AM, Dec. 26, 2009

ehehhehe

OMG! Where are their hands? O_o

…Wait… birds have hands?

Posted at 6:12AM, Dec. 26, 2009

Carry lots of guns, kick ass and chew bubblegum.

Go to a small isolated cabin deep in the woods and read books about THINGS MAN IS NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW. Invoke evil spirits, ouija boards (but call up demons and Cthulhu creatures) say Hastor a lot, speak in a deep gravely voice and just be evil.

Or watch your friends get killed in brutal gory ways and turn into indestructible undead monsters and cut off your hand and graft a chain saw to it and kill them then travel to the 13th Century and battle an army while making real cool wisecracks.

Walk around empty dimly lighted hallways listening to eerie music and playing cat and mouse with a deranged psycho killer.

Watch the Christmas Story marathon.

Watch a marathon of tentacle sex movies.

Posted at 7:12AM, Dec. 26, 2009

well i did the 3rd on and the 2 last. i suppose i'll have to try harder next x-mas. i mean really, aint that the true meaning right thar?

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 26, 2009

…and im friggin bored! ahh someone gimme an idea of somethin to do! besides drink….im tryin to be festive dammit but there's nothin here!

If I were in your posistion I would volunteer at a soup kitchen vOv

It isn't because I have some moral curve and feel an obligation. I just really like soup. Any chance I can get to be around soup is a chance that will not be passed up.

What is your favorite type of soup?

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 26, 2009

If I were in your posistion I would volunteer at a soup kitchen vOv

It isn't because I have some moral curve and feel an obligation. I just really like soup. Any chance I can get to be around soup is a chance that will not be passed up.

I once told my mom I was considering volunteering with a local religious group that does homeless outreach outside of the library where I work. She was confused and asked me why, to which I (only partially in jest) replied "with the way the economy is going, I'd rather be on the supply side of the breadline than waiting in it."

I don't think that'd make anybody very horny… :[

If I were looking for sexual satisfaction, I can think of a few websites I'd go to before coming to Drunk Duck :-p (no offense meant to the lovely and talented people here, of course)

well i did the 3rd on and the 2 last. i suppose i'll have to try harder next x-mas. i mean really, aint that the true meaning right thar?

Depends. How much money did you spend?

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 26, 2009

Shouldn't the little subtitle say "The Self-Pleasure Community"?

Posted at 12:12AM, Dec. 27, 2009

Sit around and wait in the dark till new years.

Posted at 2:12AM, Dec. 27, 2009

Shouldn't the little subtitle say "The Self-Pleasure Community"?

prolly