@Hippievan
D'oooh….
I still like my idea that the mother is underage and thus a child herself. :(
The buyer doesn't want it. The maker doesn't use it. and the user it doesn't know they're using it. What is it?
Buyer = Unhappy cheating husband
Maker = Prostitute with STD
User = Husband who is now unknowingly using an STD
The answer is an STD.
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I was gonna say a coffin!
And yes, the other half are boys too!
And Where can you find the most fish?
Between the head and the tail!
Here's a real hard riddle:
Brothers:
Name every brothers age:
- A man is 20 years old, he has four younger brothers.
- The youngest brother is half as old as the middle brother will be in two years.
- the second youngest brother is 3 years younger than the second oldest brother.
- the difference between the oldest brother and the youngest brother is 11 years.
- the difference between the third oldest brother and the oldest brother is one year bigger than the difference between the second oldest brother and the oldest brother.
Suppose you have ten coins including one counterfeit coin weighing less than the real ones. Using a two-sided weighing scale, what is the least amount of weighings you must perform in order to pick out the counterfeit coin?4?
Weigh 5 and 5.
Then split the light pile and add another 1 so you can weigh 3 and 3.
Split the light three and add another 1 so it's 2 and 2.
Then weigh the last 2: 1 and 1 and there you have it.
Or just one if you're very lucky. :DSuppose you have ten coins including one counterfeit coin weighing less than the real ones. Using a two-sided weighing scale, what is the least amount of weighings you must perform in order to pick out the counterfeit coin?4?
Weigh 5 and 5.
Then split the light pile and add another 1 so you can weigh 3 and 3.
Split the light three and add another 1 so it's 2 and 2.
Then weigh the last 2: 1 and 1 and there you have it.
NO.Suppose you have ten coins including one counterfeit coin weighing less than the real ones. Using a two-sided weighing scale, what is the least amount of weighings you must perform in order to pick out the counterfeit coin?4?
Weigh 5 and 5.
Then split the light pile and add another 1 so you can weigh 3 and 3.
Split the light three and add another 1 so it's 2 and 2.
Then weigh the last 2: 1 and 1 and there you have it.
3 times…
Weigh 5 and 5.
Split the light one three ways, put one away,and weigh the 2s. if one of those piles is lighter than the other one then you have to weigh that one one last time, if both piles are the same weight then the one coin you put away is the one!
Oz was so close!
I think a variation of this one was in professor layton and the curious village…
Here's the riddle that started all other riddles!
Legs:
In the morning it walks on four legs, at midday it walks on two legs and in the evening it walks on four legs. What is it?
The way:
While on your way to the castle of a great king that totally invited you you come across a fork in the road. next to the road is a little house wherein two brothers live. You know that one of the brothers always lies and the other brother always speaks the truth.
One of the brothers comes to the door.
You can only ask him one question, what question do you need to ask in order to find the road you need to travel?
Coin:
In an antiques store you find a coin that says: 32 Before Christ.
How old is this coin?
It's a me:
It's red and annoying, and not mario.
Legs:
In the morning it walks on four legs, at midday it walks on two legs and in the evening it walks on four legs. What is it?
It's a woman you chauvenistic pig.
The way:
While on your way to the castle of a great king that totally invited you you come across a fork in the road. next to the road is a little house wherein two brothers live. You know that one of the brothers always lies and the other brother always speaks the truth.
One of the brothers comes to the door.
You can only ask him one question, what question do you need to ask in order to find the road you need to travel?
DOOPA DOOPA DOOPA! I didn't read the end. OKAY I'll figure this out later.
Coin:
In an antiques store you find a coin that says: 32 Before Christ.
How old is this coin?
Coins cannot speak!
It's a me:
It's red and annoying, and not mario.
A rash on your genitalia.
I messed up:
Legs:
In the morning it walks on four legs, at midday it walks on two legs and in the evening it walks on THREE legs. What is it?
The way:
While on your way to the castle of a great king that totally invited you you come across a fork in the road. next to the road is a little house wherein two brothers live. You know that one of the brothers always lies and the other brother always speaks the truth.
One of the brothers comes to the door.
You can only ask him one question, what question do you need to ask in order to find the road you need to travel?
Coin:
In an antiques store you find a coin that says: 32 Before Christ.
How old is this coin?
It's a me:
It's red and annoying, and not mario.
Oh and crocty… try to at least come up with witty answers…
Well I already answered the first one. I assumed it was a typo :B
The way:
While on your way to the castle of a great king that totally invited you you come across a fork in the road. next to the road is a little house wherein two brothers live. You know that one of the brothers always lies and the other brother always speaks the truth.
One of the brothers comes to the door.
You can only ask him one question, what question do you need to ask in order to find the road you need to travel?
If you asked "Is left the way to the castle?"
Then you would have your answer. You never said they were twins so they should be perfectly distinguishable.
Coin:
In an antiques store you find a coin that says: 32 Before Christ.
How old is this coin?
Well it's definitely not BC. Otherwise it wouldn't say it on the coin. \_(O_o)_/
It's a me:
It's red and annoying, and not mario.
I stick by my original answer, as I doubt this is actually an old riddle!
The way:Although if you only know one lies from a story, and thus don't know which is which, then shit, I give up.
While on your way to the castle of a great king that totally invited you you come across a fork in the road. next to the road is a little house wherein two brothers live. You know that one of the brothers always lies and the other brother always speaks the truth.
One of the brothers comes to the door.
You can only ask him one question, what question do you need to ask in order to find the road you need to travel?
If you asked "Is left the way to the castle?"
Then you would have your answer. You never said they were twins so they should be perfectly distinguishable.
The way:
While on your way to the castle of a great king that totally invited you you come across a fork in the road. next to the road is a little house wherein two brothers live. You know that one of the brothers always lies and the other brother always speaks the truth.
One of the brothers comes to the door.
You can only ask him one question, what question do you need to ask in order to find the road you need to travel?
Invite him to the party then have him lead the way!
Coin:
In an antiques store you find a coin that says: 32 Before Christ.
How old is this coin?
No less than 1500 years ago, that being around the time the terms AD/BC were coined.
It's a me:
It's red and annoying, and not mario.
You?
It's a me:
It's red and annoying, and not mario.
You?
OOOoooOOO!
Well I've contributed to this thread, but not actually posted a riddle. TO THE GOOGLE-MOTRON!
Okay these riddles I found suck. Take this one for example:
What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered?
[spoiler]mount everest[/spoiler]
Which is compltely wrong.
If we're not counting Olympus Mons, then surely we should count the actual tallest mountain in the world. Stupid riddle site I'll hurt its arms.
Grrr….
Legs:
In the morning it walks on four legs, at midday it walks on two legs and in the evening it walks on THREE legs. What is it?
A man. Crawling, walking, then a cane.
The way:
While on your way to the castle of a great king that totally invited you you come across a fork in the road. next to the road is a little house wherein two brothers live. You know that one of the brothers always lies and the other brother always speaks the truth.
One of the brothers comes to the door.
You can only ask him one question, what question do you need to ask in order to find the road you need to travel?
"Which way would your brother tell me to go?" The truthful brother would tell you that his brother would lie and tell you to go down the wrong road. The lying brother would tell you that his brother would lie(which is a lie) and tell you to go down the wrong road. So you just go down the opposite road of whichever they tell you.
Coin:
In an antiques store you find a coin that says: 32 Before Christ.
How old is this coin?
I would think it's a fake, as in the years B.C. no one would have known it was B.C. I dunno how old it is, though.
Edit: leet, that's not a riddle. It's a joke. And not a very good one.
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