I detest bigoted, snotty, self-absorbed comic artists who think they're the best thing since toothpaste. There is one elitist in particular that haunts a different comic community website I am a member of. He is soooo rude, conceited, and harshly criticizes everyone without looking at the flaws in his own work. To prove I'm not exaggerating his actions, here is a quoted part from his signature:If he types like that, I would NOT even take him seriously. XPI AM SOOO COOL!Yeah. And this seems to be the only evidence of somewhat proper grammar coming from him. He doesn't take the time to type words properly, or even spell other member's names correctly.
Check out my art bitch!Ill have pleny more time to work on my peice expesulay sense thatnks givin vacation is up.I'm starting to wonder if this man has a mental problem, and if I should feel sorry for him.
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Rant tiiiiiiiime!
Okay first off I would like to say sorry to my own gender for this but… We are crazy.
My reason for saying we are crazy is because of the things we do, and I have examples. Like me!
So I was hanging out with one of my friends the other day right? Well I did something kind of bad and deleted something off his computer that he really liked. (It was some kind of game thing he downloaded and he had to reinstall it and re-patch it and it took like forever.) So any way he got really mad at me and instead of apologizing like I normally would do I turn it around and make it seem like it was his fault via saying things like, "oh well you said I could delete something to make space for something if I needed to" or "well, you said you really never play this game anymore" and he ended up apologizing.
O.o…
So after I realized what I did and I felt really, REALLY bad. So anyway I said sorry and that didn't mean to do that, but what freaked me out was it was like… Automatic. What was automatic is when he started blaming me for something I clearly did I turned it around and made it seem like he did it, I did this like automatically as if something clicked in my brain and said, "quick make him feel bad about it!"
This is the first time I've done it and do believe I've gone crazy; also I've noticed a lot of other women do this, like all of us… At least once.
So in short we are all crazy.
End of rant (please don't flog me to death!)
Dude… Wait, what? Is this even a rant!? Lawl.
I hate car trouble.
Auto mechanics and their caves of dirt oil and lies.
I have to take my car in to the shop.
a shop.
and I have to deal with Mr Shifty and his crew that are waiting to rape my bank account.
I hope everything goes painless and quick, sometimes these guys around here can really take some one to the cleaners.
and these shops are completely shady.
plus…you have to wait in the garage…like some weird emergency room.
and like the emergency room, it is going to cost too much money.
I should have traded this car in before winter.
…wait in the garage…
I work alot.
finding time to Wait around really sucks.
especially waiting in a dirty unorganized mouse trap of a place that I would never go to if it wasnt for the fact that My car has begun to make sounds like it has a trash can stuck in the wheel well.
one day its fine….the next day…CRRKRRKGRKKRKKRKKGKRKKGRRRRG
yeah, that is about the right sound.
the guy is probably going to find a chunk of plastic I picked up somewhere on the road trip for thanksgiving…remove said plastic…then charge me a giant fee and tell me that he had to change the universal sub drive washer digit molecular transgressor.
and I will believe him…because I am not a car guy.
I just like to have a car that gets me from point a to point b and doesn't take a shit ton of maintenance.
I think horses would have been better.
you know whats wrong with a horse…you can't see the engine…if you can see the horse engine…it is time for a new horse.
but a horse can really communicate with its rider.
of course, if you bust a horse leg…you can't change it.
hmmm…
I hate car trouble.
LOL. Wow…it took a bit for that mental image to sink in. Then I tried picturing other cars and such that are typically family vehicles all decked out.
On second thought….you go for! Pimp out anything with wheels! It would just make the world more fun. Or funny.
I really want to see the neons that go under a car on an old rusted hatch back. With spinner rims, and a cheap Decepticon logo on the hood. And my side are going to burst now.
one day its fine….the next day…CRRKRRKGRKKRKKRKKGKRKKGRRRRG
Its something to do with the ignition system. Though I suspect either the starter or the battery.
Or could be a tune up. Change spark plugs, spark plug wires, and distributor cap.
It turns out that the last time I had my Brakes done, I was charged for two sets, but only had the one set replaced.
so the rotor was fukt.
It is a Subaru all wheel drive…good car.
I may have found a good mechanic today.
Kids…watch out for those Shady auto mechanic bastards.
Not so much a rant or rave as…well…shouting it out…168 of 200 possible points on my final PT exam for a B overall. Ran a 300 yard obstacle course in 56 seconds at an elevation of 6,234'. TAKE THAT BITCHES!
Rant tiiiiiiiime!That…just sounds like you're being a woman :whistling:
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I wish I could work hard. I wish I could work at all. I'm a lazy, unmotivated sack of shite and I hate it. What's worse is that it's almost impossible to drag myself out of it, even though nothing is really stopping me.
It's like dangling over a cliff, there's a rope, a helicopter, a rescue team and still I can't climb to safety.
I also wish my head wasn't fucked up, but I suppose if it wasn't the government wouldn't pay for my education and I'd be in the same boat but without a paddle.
Okay, WHAT is up with my fricking EYES?! I can't focus on the computer anymore; I keep getting these blur-bouts…feels like I'm going cross-eyed or something. (I'm already near-sighted FYI. I don't need glasses while playing the computer.) It's been doing this the last couple of days and it's bugging me. I wanna work on stuff but my eyes are saying "nooo you don't".
You can't go blind playing too much computer can you?! X_x;
New Rules For 2008
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them!? Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days–mowing my lawn.
New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout?
New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.
New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.
New Rule : The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one sweet-n'-Low, and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.
New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter", verifying the amount, deciding "No, I don't want cash back!", and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.
New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. Oh, and it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.
New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the U.S . Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait!? They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."
New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.
New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.
New Rule: This one is long overdue. No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.
New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. I'm not interested in the ingestion period attached to the age and I didn't really care in the first place.
New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying, "Do you want fries with that?"
Okay, WHAT is up with my fricking EYES?! I can't focus on the computer anymore; I keep getting these blur-bouts…feels like I'm going cross-eyed or something. (I'm already near-sighted FYI. I don't need glasses while playing the computer.) It's been doing this the last couple of days and it's bugging me. I wanna work on stuff but my eyes are saying "nooo you don't".You have atrophy in your eyes. Trust me, take a break before you do some serious damage.
You can't go blind playing too much computer can you?! X_x;
Muscles in your eyes are weak from not moving and being stationary. Keep taking 15 minute breaks for each hour you work…and I don't mean watching TV. Read or something so your eyes move.
You have atrophy in your eyes. Trust me, take a break before you do some serious damage.O_o Ooh, thanks for the tip!
Muscles in your eyes are weak from not moving and being stationary. Keep taking 15 minute breaks for each hour you work…and I don't mean watching TV. Read or something so your eyes move.
How about video games? =/ Sorry, I just don't have much to do that doesn't involve a screen. XP And I'm lacking in the books department. I'll still start taking breaks though.
Video games won't help much since you're still concentrating on a very small area of focus. Reading a book forces your eyes to move left and right, where as sitting back from a screen allows you to keep your eyes reasonably stationary still.
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