Only four people out of the 24 people in the academy will speak with me. I have absolutely no idea as to why. Several told me to get the fuck out of their face, so lord only knows.
I did just get confirmation that I passed the POST test, however
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Ok then, you're being modest, but they can see the award… They'll still get jealous and spread rumours. That's what people are like.That's the only thing that I can figure happened. Someone probably said I did or said something in order to piss people off, which is just way too much energy being put into something so moronic, if you ask me
Now for a real hate-filled complaint from me.
Well, there's no getting around it…my younger sister is a bitch. She goes into the bathroom. She's taking pictures. WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYONE TAKE PICTURES OF THEMSELVES IN A FRIGGIN' BATH TUB UNLESS THEY WERE MAKING OR CONTIBUTING TO A PORN SITE?! Jesus. She knows karate but can't learn THAT IT'S NOT THAT GREAT! I tell her to get out of the bathroom. I threaten her. She says 'go ahead and try' in that smug little voice that makes me want to wring her neck and just stays put. I'm left considering murder. I swear, the kids these days… they're getting ruder and ruder… I was never like that at all…
My older sister is never like that. She's downright nice to me. But no my sister has to act like a bitch.
While I'm at it I might aswell complain about how she looks. She looks like a whore. There.
PS: MY FRIGGIN' JUMPDRIVE IS BROKEN AND I'M HUGELY PISSED OFF AT THE THING. I WANT TO UPDATE MY COMIC! I have 2 good ones ready to be put up, but no. My jumpdrive breaks. My scanner is connected to my dad's computer. I depend on that little thing. I used to love it like a son. BUT THEN IT FUCKING BREAKS ON ME.
And now, the happy, little 15-year old image image you had of me, is defiled.
Happy Christmas to the rest of you.
EDIT: She now asks me to use my playstation. I said no. Without noticing that I'm clearly and obviously pissed off, she goes and starts up guitar hero as if I had said yes. I yell at her to go away, but then she just walks off laughing.
Crappy sister/computer.
A crowbar would solve both those problems.
And now, my own rant(s):
I hate Combustion. It is a piece of crap. It's so damn complicated, all I wanted to do was move the timeline but apparently that's not allowed, so I have to move everything forward by five minutes just to be able to fucking see it. There's things I have to fiddle with so I can fiddle with another thing so I can do what I fucking wanted to in the first place. There's more, but I can't be arsed to type much more about it so I'll just say: FUCK COMBUSTION!
Fuck Christmas too. Goddamn parties and special occasions, people trying to get me too fucking smile or talk to them. MY GRUNTS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU PRINCESS? Noooo, her majesty needs sentences and enunciation to be happy. I hate the loud noises crackers make, I hate people getting pissed and throwing up on my goddamn door, I hate people telling me I should be a ball of sunshine because of a stupid fucking holiday. I hate festiveness. I hate the forced cheerfulness. I hate giving and receiving Christmas cards. I hate giving and receiving presents. I hate all of it. I hate people who hate winter, because they can't handle a bit of rain or snow or cold. I hate people constantly asking me where I'm going or what I'm doing. I just want to be left alone to do whatever the fuck I do.
Fuck Christmas too. Goddamn parties and special occasions, people trying to get me too fucking smile or talk to them. MY GRUNTS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU PRINCESS? Noooo, her majesty needs sentences and enunciation to be happy. I hate the loud noises crackers make, I hate people getting pissed and throwing up on my goddamn door, I hate people telling me I should be a ball of sunshine because of a stupid fucking holiday. I hate festiveness. I hate the forced cheerfulness. I hate giving and receiving Christmas cards. I hate giving and receiving presents. I hate all of it. I hate people who hate winter, because they can't handle a bit of rain or snow or cold. I hate people constantly asking me where I'm going or what I'm doing. I just want to be left alone to do whatever the fuck I do.
Indifference: the final solution. :)
or you could use your hate to get back at the ones you hate using gifts….buy everyone that doesnt like you a gift…something nice…and let them know you still hate them….
there's nothing more spiteful than a gift to say…." I hate you"
shin chan says, "to be a man you must have honor and a penis"
or you could use your hate to get back at the ones you hate using gifts….buy everyone that doesnt like you a gift…something nice…and let them know you still hate them….
Better idea: Kick them in the crotch.
I have no fucking electricity. Why? I don't fucking know. The rest of the floor seems to be fine. I've got about fifty minutes before the battery in my laptop conks out. Bastards.
Shin Chan FTW!
Well…I have my psych test today for Silverthorne. That's one of the worst places to send someone like me to go do. Fifty questions, asked ten different ways each, 500 questions total, two answers each question, and three to five hours to take it…argh…
My patience starts to wear thin with things like that and the questions are REALLY stupid, "Would you rather drive NASCAR or be a flouriest? / Do you like small animals or giraffes?" I shit you not, those are some of the questions.
Maybe I'll get the 300 question test that has three answers to each question which are Strong Believer / Undecided / Strong Opposer. Anyone who has seen the movie The Game knows what kind of questions are on this test… "You like to hurt small animals." It doesn't ask if I do it, it asks me if I believe that's true, if I'm not sure that's true, or I deny that's true… The questions seriously suck ass.
Lastly, there's a 150 question test that is all write in. It's things like, "As a painter, do you like to paint flowers, mountains, or skylines?" Notice it didn't ask if I was a painter or if I had artistic skill to paint, just that I AM a painter so what do I like to paint. Then, fifteen questions later, it will ask, "When you are painting a flower, what colors do you make the petals?" Well, gee, if I said I'd paint a mountain, does that mean I go back and change the answer? Right answer is NO YOU DO NOT. You simply have to write up an explanation how I am not a painter, just like in the previous question, and that if I did draw a flower, these are the colors I'd use.
It's all a bunch of subjective bullshit that doesn't actually mean anything and can't be used to accurately describe someone.
At least I don't have to do the CVSA (computer voice stress analysis). It measures how much your voice changes when answering a question. Well, I'm an animated person as it is and my voice reflects that fact. If you ask me something that's not true and it's not a big deal, I'll just give you a flat, "No." If you ask me something really fucked up, like if I screw animals, I'll give a "Nnnoooooo". That, however, will come back as a lie according to the computer. Your answers have to be a constant monotone and the exact same as every other time you give a "yes" and "no".
Both are completely moronic and neither are admissible in court, which is why it's stupid to have us go through these. I'll do what they ask of me to get the process moving forward still, but I don't have to like it
i had one of those once…they gave it to us in basic….i just put the in the middle answer….all of them…straight down….
my dog is freaking hairy….i like to wear black…but she's a white dog…sigh…if only my wife didnt give me those eyes when we first saw the puppy…Kilala…my wife named her….what a nerd….sigh…i married that beautiful nerd…and i'm one too… i really like anime too…and halo…i become a fanboy with anything i become addicted too…and there for xbawks is more better than plaistayshun….and invaderzim….part of my job entails me and my friends sitting around discussing which superhero is better…why…which comics and story arcs prove it…..and there once came a point where i was told to shut up cause i was making everyone look like a nerd….it was that bad….i think i pulled out a refrence to a specific superboy comic book…complete with number and year….i had just seen it the night before on some thing about superman….
and you know what else really grinds my gears?…..when i cant find the droids i'm looking for….
my family used to be fairly toleratable… but ever since December, they got worse. they now come over and even stay the night without asking me at all.
They just assume that since they're my family that I'd be fine with ANYTHING they do. Even dropping off my hyperactive 5-year-old nephew for me to babysit without even asking me if I had plans.
Never mind that I was actually planning to work on my web comics when I wasn't doing my college homework (the Holiday break arrived at last for my college, about freaking time!). Never mind that I wanted to out to the library and even hang out with my friends later on.
Now thanks to them, my comics hasn't even been updated properly ever since last month.
And whenever I tell them that I actually had plans, they do this whole drama-fest, about how I should be more sensitive about how hard they work and how they couldn't do things unless I did something like watch my nephew for a few hours, blah blah blah.
my family can just go and screw themselves for assuming that my life revolves around their own lives. >=(
All I know is that they better give me some great shit for christmas this year to make up for being such insenstive assholes.
my family used to be fairly toleratable… but ever since December, they got worse. they now come over and even stay the night without asking me at all.
They just assume that since they're my family that I'd be fine with ANYTHING they do. Even dropping off my hyperactive 5-year-old nephew for me to babysit without even asking me if I had plans.
Never mind that I was actually planning to work on my web comics when I wasn't doing my college homework (the Holiday break arrived at last for my college, about freaking time!). Never mind that I wanted to out to the library and even hang out with my friends later on.
Now thanks to them, my comics hasn't even been updated properly ever since last month.
And whenever I tell them that I actually had plans, they do this whole drama-fest, about how I should be more sensitive about how hard they work and how they couldn't do things unless I did something like watch my nephew for a few hours, blah blah blah.
my family can just go and screw themselves for assuming that my life revolves around their own lives. >=(
All I know is that they better give me some great shit for christmas this year to make up for being such insenstive assholes.
Turn something positive out of that negative experience.
Like use it as fodder for comics. lol!
i just found an inconsitincy in futurama….
the christmas special is on…and they were going up the slopes…and fry says…"look at all the beautiful snow, good thing global warming never happened"
and leela says
"oh it did. But nuclear winter cancelled it out"
however there's an entire episode about how they were only delaying global warming by using ice from haley's comet….and they fix it by moving the earth further from the sun….
i'm that bored….
I had a fight dream…
It all started with a schoolyard fight. The setting was in my old school in the Philippines. The big big soccer field. The combatants were me and this long-haired guy who was slightly taller than me but with same body size all in all. Same level of strength, more or less the same speed, but he has a slight reach advantage.
During the course of the fight, I was kinda hesitant to beat him to the ground. Because for some reason I was scared of getting suspended or expelled. So everytime he punched, I either moved out of the way or blocked. If it was a flurry of punches, I grabbed the underhooks or his neck in a clinch… then release and try to reason… then take more punches - which are some of those punches that get through even though I block majority of them with my arms or with my legs.
Then he rushed with this flurry of punches. I didnt think about reasoning anymore that time. With my right hand, I instinctively grabbed the back of his neck, like a half-clinch… then with my left hand, I threw in about 5 punches to his face and ribs… alternating the hits… which made him look down.
As he looked down, I pushed his head further down. Enough for me to snap on a schoolyard headlock… but I made sure my left arm was dead on in his neck, and my right hand was grabbing my left hand.
I forced him to the ground. And he was gasping for air and begging me to release the lock.
I was like… ARE YOU FUCKING DONE?!? ARE YOU DONE?!? Then he continued to beg me to stop. People dont necessarily tap out in street fights.
I released the hold. I was victorious by submission. I saw his face was red and still catching his breath and holding his neck.
But just as some dreams instantaneously teleport you from one location to the next… the next location was in some school building that had alot of stairs and perhaps 9 or 10 floors. The walls were all made of concrete. Instead of elevators, it was all stairs.
I tried exploring the place… as I explored it, I came across this line of children who are about 6 or 7 years old. The kids suddenly kept on asking questions about the fight such as 'did you get lucky?' 'will you do it again?' 'why did you do it?' and 'are you gonna get suspended?'
I just stood there in awe. I didnt answer any questions until the teacher of the kids came along and told them that they're going down the building.
I kept moving up the stairs.
Then I came across one of the guys who taught me in the martial arts gym. "I heard you did something really brutal a couple days ago," he said.
"It was clean. I didnt spill any blood but stopped him. Please dont say it was really brutal. I tried my best to avoid it. I was in a defensive position for at least 100 punches before I tried anything. Its not that I finished him in a brutal bloody manner," I replied.
Then switch to next scene: It was 'sensei' again together with a whole bunch of other guys I trained with. Still asking the same questions. But trying to make it appear that I will go to jail or be suspended for apparently finishing off the guy in a brutal manner.
Then I kept insisting it was a clean submission.
And then fuck it. It was all a dream and I woke up. lol
some admins/mods of this site hate me.
Its just fucking retarded to hate me because of what I did loooong long time ago back in 2003 when I was sort of an annoyance in the forums.
All I do is try to make things a little interesting and they lock up my threads. This is the only forums I saw with retarded rules like that (perhaps only apply to me). I wasnt spamming or dicking around people here.
I've changed. Newer members of this site know me for being a nice guy and all.
Some stupid idiot admin/mods (you know who you are) just feel good whenever they can exercise 'power' in some forum. Because they cannot exercise any form of 'power' in their real lives as they feel a sense of powerlessness in their real lives because of a lingering defeatist/loser mentality in their heads. While at the same time berating me or ridiculing me every single time I lend a piece of my mind.
Its all about making up for being a LOSER in real life.
I understand. lol!
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