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We're better of without TD because it was a waste of everything.

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That's pretty much what made it, it.

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And it was terrible.

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Quite.

As a rant, Payphones.

'nuff said.

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A few hours after the new bin arrived, we found the old one.

I knew that would happen.

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A few hours after the new bin arrived, we found the old one.

I knew that would happen.

Now you have two bins though. You'll be the envy of the neighborhood.

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We don't really generate enough trash for two bins. I suppose it could come in handy though.

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over 9000.

That a homage to the TD.

No it isn't.

Also, I bought the Counter Strike pack today and the menu music from Source won't stop playing even after I ended the game it's driving me nuts because I can't watch/listen to anything else. Just sitting here. With my mute on.

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We don't really generate enough trash for two bins. I suppose it could come in handy though.
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No it isn't.
It is, and I'd know, having been there for so long.

Rant- Time is on hyperseed this morning… Or I'm being extra slooooowww…

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If I said a joke from Airplane, then you later said the same joke, would that be an homage to me or Airplane?

RANT – I just want Ozone to love me but he wont. T______T

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That would be a crude analogy in the form of a hypothetical suggestion with no possible application. :)
And no rant content ;)

Rant- Oh crap, time to get ready for work now T__T

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I can never love you, that would be forbidden love…

I went clothes shopping today because I needed some new shirts and the sales were on. Man I hate shopping for clothes. And it doesn't help that suddenly every place is stocking styles that looked shocking even back in 1988, let alone 2008! Pattersn, colours and ill-fitting styles that only mothers would buy unfortunate retarded children. Because almost no one bought that crap themselves. It's not even like it's "just bringing back 80's stuff" like they did with 70's stuff etc. Rather, they continued to produce that shit in the bad styles with the horrible colours and patterns and only sold it in the cheapest places for years (and people rarely bought it even there). So it's not bringing back the 80's really (although that's were it started), it's a raiding of the crap clothes people don't buy and trying to make them popular.

It goes to show: You make smearing yourself in dog faeces "fashionable" and you'll shortly be charging people for the privilege.

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Man I hate shopping for clothes.

I hate wearing clothes.

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*looks at last few pages of thread*
Guess this is the new Top Drawer. :/

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*looks at last few pages of thread*
Guess this is the new Top Drawer. :/

no you know that's located in my sig.

i'm trying not to be as crappy as lefarce when it comes to banning. lefarce has come and some of it's funny….but i know he's just trying to get me to be a doosh…and it's working a little….but i've done my best to just let him stay not banned…

also, nothing's open today, i can't get to all the fireworks display, and the one i was planning on going to was cancelled, due to the lake being still flooded…

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We have american neighbors in the house right beside our house. Every year. EVERY FUCKING YEAR. At Eleven Fifty-Nine on the night before america's birthday, they feel it necessary to wake us up by setting off fireworks in their backyard. Let me repeat: EVERY FUCKING YEAR.

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Time for my first rant, I think.

I hate my job. Despise it, with a passion.

I'm a checkout clerk in a local supermarket, serving (and this is important) local people. Now, ordinarily, I wouldn't have much to deal with. A few troublesome kids, the odd deaf old lady, whatever.

But no. I have to work here. It's a place called Brandhall, in suburban England, just outside Birmingham. Here, we get the scum of Britain.

I'm not the type to hold prejudices, but after serving the people I have for the last nine months, I can fully understand where stereotypes originate.

Prime example.

Kid comes in. He's wearing a baseball cap, but underneath you can clearly see his prison-shaved head. He's also wearing a prison-white tracksuit, walking like his left leg's broken, has rap music blasting from his phone and smells faintly of weed.

He gets to the counter, after sucking his teeth at some old people in the queue (who I apologised to, when they arrived at my checkout) and wants nothing but a packet of cigarette papers.

I'm not an idiot. I know the guy wants it to roll weed. Thing is, we have a policy in our store that in order to buy any tobacco-related products, you have to either look 21 or over, or be able to produce ID. Considering there's an on-the-spot fine of £80 and possible criminal prosecution, I wasn't going to take any chances.

Needless to say, this guy was capable of neither.

Queue 10 minutes of me explaining our policy, why I'm not going to put my ass on the line just so he can get high, and being called every name under the sun (most of which I didn't understand, since he was trying to speak like a stereotypical black person and failing miserably at it).

Ugh.

Every fucking day.

For nine months.

…I leave in two weeks.

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I'm a checkout clerk in a local supermarket, serving (and this is important) local people.

That was all you had to say.

Here, we get the scum of Britain.

Lies. It is in my hometown of Runcorn that the scum of Britain is bred.

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Lies. It is in my hometown of Runcorn that the scum of Britain is bred.

I'll see your scum and raise you hobos.

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Can I call using punks?

Also… Why was Top Drawer closed?

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Also… Why was Top Drawer closed?

Because it was a horrible place.

I'll see your scum and raise you hobos.

We only have one of those.

He plays a bango made out of a box and a shoe string.

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Um… my name is Arashi Kumomura, and I'm an instant message-oholic. Darn KALA always AIMing me.

But please… don't stop…

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We have american neighbors in the house right beside our house. Every year. EVERY FUCKING YEAR. At Eleven Fifty-Nine on the night before america's birthday, they feel it necessary to wake us up by setting off fireworks in their backyard. Let me repeat: EVERY FUCKING YEAR.
If you're in the UK, maybe they're just making up for the 50 days a year British folks set off fireworks all night (entire month leading up to Guy Fawkes day included)

Unless you live in Brandhall, then it's more like 100 days.

It's a place called Brandhall, in suburban England, just outside Birmingham.
Could be worse. Could be in Wolverhampton.



I bought a nice 3-bean salad from Tesco yesterday to eat, and although it doesn't expire til tomorrow it's gone bad already :[ No fair.

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We have american neighbors in the house right beside our house. Every year. EVERY FUCKING YEAR. At Eleven Fifty-Nine on the night before america's birthday, they feel it necessary to wake us up by setting off fireworks in their backyard. Let me repeat: EVERY FUCKING YEAR.
If you're in the UK, maybe they're just making up for the 50 days a year British folks set off fireworks all night (entire month leading up to Guy Fawkes day included)

Unless you live in Brandhall, then it's more like 100 days.

Japan. We're cranky.

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