Thread "Rant, Moan and Rave - 2010 edition" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 9:08PM, Aug. 6, 2010

Step outside to go to work, check my phone, turns out some asshole beee flew over and crawled into my pocket. Of course I don't fuckin' notice till I put my phone back in and the sonofabitch stings me I AM FILLED WITH RAGE AND WILL KILL ALL THE BEES OF THE WORLD

AAAGGHHH! FUCK THESE FUCKING ADS WITH SOUND AND THAT POP OUT AT YOU AND TAKE UP YER FUCKING SCREEN AND THAT HAVE TO BE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING EVERYWHERE!!!FUCKING FUCK OFF!AAHHH!!FUCK YOU AND YER SHIT!

Have of you heard of this amazing new invention called AdBlock? Its crazy I know, but its this sort of magical internet THING that does high tech STUFF and BLOCKS the ADs, you see. Marvelous thing, this AdBlock. Maybe you should try it. Or maybe, you could keep not trying it and win a free ipod touch!!!(?)

Posted at 10:08PM, Aug. 6, 2010

No, "donk" makes more sense as another word for "dick". From now on I decree it to be another penis euphemism. :)

Ahhhhh! A hot cup of tea and Vegemite on Vita-weat biscuits. MmmmMmm! Marvelous way to start a lazy Saturday morning.
Glorious. ^_^

…you guys would call them "crackers" I suppose..?

Posted at 10:08PM, Aug. 6, 2010

Ahhhhh! A hot cup of tea and Vegemite on Vita-weat biscuits. MmmmMmm! Marvelous way to start a lazy Saturday morning.

True story: I once tried vegemite and it was just the most horrifying thing I've ever tasted. My girlfriend suggested it because it was in the pantry and I was like "I've never tried that!" and she says "well its… something, maybe you should see if you enjoy it"

i punched her fuckin' teeth out

HEY LADIES, GOOD NEWS: IM AVAILABLE

Posted at 10:08PM, Aug. 6, 2010

To go back to funny my only announcement is that:
EMMA WATSON CUT HER HAIR OFF!

As long as she's not bald, she's still capable of arousing me.

Posted at 12:08AM, Aug. 7, 2010

Ahhhhh! A hot cup of tea and Vegemite on Vita-weat biscuits. MmmmMmm! Marvelous way to start a lazy Saturday morning.
Glorious. ^_^

…you guys would call them "crackers" I suppose..?

Heh… started mine with fresh baked Pan De Sal (a baked roll, I suppose) and hot coffee. :)

Always nice to unwind after work. :)

Posted at 4:08AM, Aug. 7, 2010

Emma Watson.
Yum.
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Donk, it reminds me of the tunk, something mentioned in Kick ass. Tunk means dick AND balls.
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Pit Face, congratulations!
Now go out and save people. And kittens, lots of kittens!
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About the hair issue, it just depends on how you take care of it. I myself look stunning with AND without long hair, so it doesn't really matter… :P
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Aurora Moon, I've seen it happen too! At least, similar stuff. I absolutely LOVE adoring fan.
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Seventy, I'm sorry bout the marriage counceling, I just hope it works for ya.
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I myself have spent some time bonding with my grandfather. He's a sad old man that has lost his wife, making him a sad, bitter old man. It's hard talking to people with views that are way too negative…
I did notice that I'm turning into him already, becoming a bitter young fuck already, some of the things he said really got to me.

Posted at 4:08AM, Aug. 7, 2010

Have of you heard of this amazing new invention called AdBlock?

Personally, I wouldn't want to block them, I just don't want to hear them. Any kind of unsolicited movement around the periphery of my monitor reminds me I'm still alive and at my age, that's a valuable service.

Edit: Oh, well done Deidre!

Posted at 5:08AM, Aug. 7, 2010

Haha! yes, congrats to Pit! Our new resident fireman! ^___^

Heh… started mine with fresh baked Pan De Sal

Makes me hungry again… bastard!
I had panckaes the other day for breakfast because I was missing America… But my maple syrup was OLD and had mould growing on it!
So I had to have lemon and sugar on them instead.
They made me feel ill for the rest of the day >___<
Shiz.
-note to self: starting the day with pancakes only works when you're on holiday.

About the hair issue, it just depends on how you take care of it. I myself look stunning with AND without long hair, so it doesn't really matter… :P

UGH! Men with shaved hair… In Australia for some reason the default hair styles for most men are unbrushed scruffy arse hair on their heads, or shaven.
It wasn't always like that… I don't know when it stated to happen.

And now it looks like we're going to vote the Libs into power again. We've JUST now got a female prime minister and in less than a month she'll likely be voted out and we'll get ultra conservatives back in. :(

I tell ya truly, if that happens I will seriously consider moving to another country. I'm tired of that conservative crap here. Even the labour government has taken it on a bit with their crazy internet censorship ideas.

But where would I move too? o_O Hmmmm…

Posted at 7:08AM, Aug. 7, 2010

thanks everyone!
and good luck 72. im glad to hear yer givin it a shot man. good luck, no matter how it turns out for you guys.

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 7, 2010

Heh… started mine with fresh baked Pan De Sal
Makes me hungry again… bastard!

Apparently Pan De Sal has spread all over the world if you know about it. It's always been my favorite baked bread in the morning. Goes great with coffee. The ones made in the Philippines are smaller and a bit more crunchier, but add a slice of cheese to them and have it with coffee… and it makes me feel happy after a long night of work. :)

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 7, 2010

Women look way better with short hair than guys do.

Course you say that.

Wrote a song. It's all one note. But with the echo on my guitar and the way I strum it it is actually about three gazillion notes and sounds like something Buckethead would do.

I have to get my bands together but soon you'll get to see some results of them.

An eight year old in a cowboy suit called me fat today.
That's quite depressing.
Both the funny way and making me feel it.

Posted at 10:08PM, Aug. 7, 2010

I got kinda jealous of ryu's guns so i'm adding actual lifting to my work out regimen, which means i'm gonna have to go during lunch. I needed to add strength training anyways, instead of always working on endurance. I kinda noticed when carrying things made me tired like a fat guy carrying things up stairs.
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i want to put what i want into words, but i don't know how.

Posted at 10:08PM, Aug. 7, 2010

I got kinda jealous of ryu's guns so i'm adding actual lifting to my work out regimen, which means i'm gonna have to go during lunch. I needed to add strength training anyways, instead of always working on endurance. I kinda noticed when carrying things made me tired like a fat guy carrying things up stairs.

Haha, that makes me feel pretty special man. thanks.

But yeah, it's definitely not easy to get big arms. Half of the kids my age (or younger) that go to the gym and stuff thing it's all about bench and curling. I'm going to be honest, I can't really bench for crap. I can rep 155 about 3 times, if that. But then again, I do other things instead of barbell bench. I do a lot of dumb-bell bench press (60 pound dumb-bells) and I tend to work on my triceps a loooot.

And I pretty much do tricep arm extensions with that.

Funny story, actually. Was at the gym two days ago, and was doing tricep arm extensions (just lifting a heavy dumb-bell behind your head, using two hands, going up and down) with 75s, and I got so tired during the last few reps, that I couldn't finish, nor could I actually lift it back up, so stupid me had to like swing it around. I probably really could've effed myself up, but luckily I did not.

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Losing motivation for the comic. so I'm sketching new designs.
really, really helping.
Especially since I hated one of my character's designs, a lot.

Posted at 1:08AM, Aug. 8, 2010

But where would I move too? o_O Hmmmm…

I think you can more or less go anywhere in the commonwealth countries, right? Although I don't think you can just up and move there anymore, it's easier for other commonwealth country residents to move around than other folks. You might just have to be qualified in a certain field.

Anyway that means you might be able to go to Canada and then you can visit America all the time!

Posted at 1:08PM, Aug. 8, 2010

just to let you guys know, it's a bad thing when your first symptom of heat exhaustion is dizziness, and then fainting follows in ten seconds.
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It's 108*f out here today. gotta love it.

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 8, 2010

Why did I buy a set of used billiard balls? The more I think about it, the less sense it makes.

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 8, 2010

Why did I buy a set of used billiard balls? The more I think about it, the less sense it makes.

Between "I need ads with movement because they remind me that I am ALIVE" and this, I think you may literally have alzheimers

"HOW DID I GET HERE!?" - you

Posted at 3:08PM, Aug. 8, 2010

Between "I need ads with movement because they remind me that I am ALIVE" and this, I think you may literally have alzheimers

"HOW DID I GET HERE!?" - you

You're just jealous of my balls.

David Byrne is so much better looking than I remembered.

Posted at 4:08PM, Aug. 8, 2010

David Byrne is so much better looking than I remembered.

Posted at 12:08AM, Aug. 9, 2010

Anyway that means you might be able to go to Canada and then you can visit America all the time!

Hmm, what you say has merit. I've never met a bad Canadian.

…but then, maybe all the bad ones stay IN Canada? o_O

Posted at 5:08AM, Aug. 9, 2010

So yesterday I hung out with this girl that I have been talking about (on the rant thread, I mean), and it was amazing. It seriously went so well, and I'm just incredibly happy and stuff.

…so yeah.

Posted at 6:08AM, Aug. 9, 2010

I'm just incredibly happy and stuff.

Cool! Congrats man! ^_^

Us young blokes should stick together…
-I'm not that young really, but everyone in the US thought I was 18, so I can pass for it apparently!

I think I've cracked this drawing thing… It seems all you have to do is stick with it as long as possible and things actually start to turn out well.
It turns out that I CAN draw! O_O

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 9, 2010

Anyway that means you might be able to go to Canada and then you can visit America all the time!
Hmm, what you say has merit. I've never met a bad Canadian.

…but then, maybe all the bad ones stay IN Canada? o_O

Nope. I think they just deport them. Or maybe they get sent to Quebec. That's the only place I ever met a rude Canadian. I've thought about moving up there myself to live as an American abroad. Canada is a lovely country, even if you never talk to a single person while you're there.

I got to spend a weekend without a computer or the use of my right hand. Even now, I'm typing with my left hand mostly. I slashed my thumb wide open and had to go get four stitches in it. After that, preceded by a week and a half of doing nothing but go home and sleep or play video games, I'm becoming a serious closet case.

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 9, 2010

Anyway that means you might be able to go to Canada and then you can visit America all the time!
Hmm, what you say has merit. I've never met a bad Canadian.

…but then, maybe all the bad ones stay IN Canada? o_O

Nope. I think they just deport them. Or maybe they get sent to Quebec. That's the only place I ever met a rude Canadian. I've thought about moving up there myself to live as an American abroad. Canada is a lovely country, even if you never talk to a single person while you're there.

Some Canadians are rude, but overall I think we're nice people. Quebec is beautiful but you may be right about people being a little more rude there.

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 9, 2010

3 year olds are bad gamers. My little brother kept resetting the snes when i beat him at Street Fighter. I kept getting told that i have to keep letting him win. I was playing for half an hour waiting for him to hit me. Its unbearable.