Thread "Rant, Moan and Rave - 2010 edition" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 12:03AM, Mar. 15, 2010

Wait, funny, a comedian, uses stuff that actually happened to him…

EXACTLY man! :)
Most of the best comedy is done that way. Being that brave about all that sort of stuff as well as having it actually happened to you is a rare combo.
A lot of comedians just make those sorts of things up, or steal the stories from others. :(

heh… dreamt that I was watching some sort of weird movie. A large sized country "accidentally" launches a hundred nuclear missiles at the United States. The missiles are thwarted by… a young boy. He not only stops them, but he disarms them and brings them safely to the ground where they can be dismantled. The enemy country's solution? To send out agents to find and assassinate the boy so they can have another "accident"… O_O

If he can do that to nukes, what chance does an agent have?

Posted at 12:03AM, Mar. 15, 2010

If he can do that to nukes, what chance does an agent have?

As long as he's not aware of them, they'd have a chance, I think…

Posted at 10:03AM, Mar. 15, 2010

I was feeling pretty great today, my sinuses were better and it was just a normal cold… but now that I'm home and have stuff I want to do, the sinus stuff is back. -___-

Posted at 1:03PM, Mar. 15, 2010

I was feeling pretty great today, my sinuses were better and it was just a normal cold… but now that I'm home and have stuff I want to do, the sinus stuff is back. -___-

Maybe you should try a neti pot…you know, where you pour water into your nose? I'm not brave enough to try that but I've heard it works.

Posted at 2:03PM, Mar. 15, 2010

"skoolmunkee" Said:

I was feeling pretty great today, my sinuses were better and it was just a normal cold… but now that I'm home and have stuff I want to do, the sinus stuff is back. -___-

Maybe you should try a neti pot…you know, where you pour water into your nose? I'm not brave enough to try that but I've heard it works.

That's a fairly underhand way of trying to make our great leader drown herself Hippie - not a very flowerchild-like thing to do!

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I slapped Lucinda too long and too hard; she made me do it, but now my thumb really hurts. :(

Posted at 3:03PM, Mar. 15, 2010

I slapped Lucinda too long and too hard; she made me do it, but now my thumb really hurts. :(

Can I borrow this line for lyrics? Just a little ditty on an album I'm helping write. I dunno why, but I like the way it rhymes and comes off the tongue. The fact that it sounds dirty to anyone who doesn't know who Lucinda is just makes it better.

In other news, I am kind of an unofficial part of a band inspired by an old act from the 80's called The Atomic Cocks. I say unofficial because I'm just helping write lyrics.

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 15, 2010

"Ironscarf" Said:

I slapped Lucinda too long and too hard; she made me do it, but now my thumb really hurts.

Can I borrow this line for lyrics? Just a little ditty on an album I'm helping write. I dunno why, but I like the way it rhymes and comes off the tongue. The fact that it sounds dirty to anyone who doesn't know who Lucinda is just makes it better.

In other news, I am kind of an unofficial part of a band inspired by an old act from the 80's called The Atomic Cocks. I say unofficial because I'm just helping write lyrics.

The line is yours to do with as you see fit!

You must post your output: did you mean that this band are inspired by the Atomic Cocks or that they're called the Atomic Cocks and if they're called the Atomic Cocks, what was the name of the band that inspired the Atomic Cocks?

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 15, 2010

The line is yours to do with as you see fit!

You must post your output: did you mean that this band are inspired by the Atomic Cocks or that they're called the Atomic Cocks and if they're called the Atomic Cocks, what was the name of the band that inspired the Atomic Cocks?

I'll try. I have no clue how long it's going to take seeing as how it's taken 3 months to finish the last song with us just sending emails back and forth.

Inspired by and named after. They were a hardcore punk outfit from Ann Arbor Michigan, the same place as Iggy Pop. They stayed underground though. The best description I can come up with for the sound is a mix between The Circle Jerks, Dead Kennedys, and a touch or two of Social Distortion's lyrics in between the angry screaming and occasional threat to defecate onstage.

The new version is more going for loud, brash and offensive to your political views. I'm helping to toss in a few goofier tracks. So far the two tracks I've helped write include; "40 virgins, but why are they all men?" and "like an energizer bunny". I don't know what the album name is supposed to be, but since they only wanted to put 6 or 7 tracks on the first one, I'm lobbying for "You always go short the first time". I just don't wanna see something lame like "The Atomic Cocks Rise Again".

Posted at 5:03PM, Mar. 15, 2010

After seeing this parody video…

Youtube Video: Owl City - Fireflies Parody ( Kangaroos )

I may not go to Australia on a vacation at all… they might eat me… and the tour bus I'm on… or the hotel I'm sleeping in. O_O

Ugh… my body aches. Don't know why… must be the flu I got last weak… took away my voice for four days and made me pretty sick…

Oh, well… at least I'll enjoy lunch today. The red rice is in the cooker and my big beef sausage is roasting in a nice little toaster oven. :)

Posted at 8:03PM, Mar. 15, 2010

my big beef sausage is roasting in a nice little toaster oven

"Nice little toaster oven", what a great euphemism for a posing pouch!
That makes a fantastic double-entendre! :)

I have no sound on this work PC so that vid just looks like a kid with stoopid hair to me. What's the thing with the sculpted messy hair at the moment? It's like they want to pretend that that slept on the pillow exactly this way, with the head turn slightly to the side…
Seriously, we go from the crime that was the faux-hawk to that? huh!?
Still better than anime hair. T_T

Posted at 9:03PM, Mar. 15, 2010

What about Fawkes? Oh, remembered! I went to bed, but I went on a uncomfortable side. Normally I would then roll over, but my cat Tabby leaped up onto my bed, then curled up on top of my back. Plus, Nick Jr. was on in a room next to mine, and I could hear it well, but I couldn't get up to turn it off without bothering and possibly hurting my cat by tossing it off. So it took me 2 hours to fall asleep.

Posted at 12:03AM, Mar. 16, 2010

Well this cold is clearing up fairly quickly, but I still can't breathe well enough to go swimming. :[ Ugh I haven't been in a week, I REALLY hope I can go tomorrow.

Why isn't this bug fixed yet. -__- I know it's mysterious and all, no blame to the programmer here, but it sucks when stuff doesn't work

Posted at 12:03AM, Mar. 16, 2010

Yeah… congratz on the snotty nose Skool.
The bug'll be fixed in a few hours, I'm gonna post a new No Heroes page today and DD is way to scared of me to thwart me!

Hehe…
Thwart, funny word.

Anyway, a couple days ago my dog got hit in the eye by a cat, We just removed the bandages and Yay, she's not blind!

Posted at 2:03AM, Mar. 16, 2010

I slept none tonight, actually I did not fall asleep, and I have to leave for school in an hour. I am absolutely screwed. Any advice?

Posted at 2:03AM, Mar. 16, 2010

Well this cold is clearing up fairly quickly, but I still can't breathe well enough to go swimming. :[ Ugh I haven't been in a week,

Well at least you haven't been a carrier :)

I hate colds -_-

I slept none tonight, actually I did not fall asleep, and I have to leave for school in an hour. I am absolutely screwed. Any advice?

Coffee and LOT's of food! Food keeps those reserves going. It does for me… I've had a lot of time without much or any sleep over the years when I've been working around the clock on some project or other Food helps you keep going and staves off that fatigue for a while.
You CAN'T rely on sugary stuff, energy drinks, or coffee alone, that screws your digestive system.

Posted at 2:03AM, Mar. 16, 2010

No, all that sugary stuff doesn't keep you up, the only way to keep awake is stab yourself in the leg a couple times an hour. It's messy but it works. That's the trusted Kroatz Method!

Posted at 2:03AM, Mar. 16, 2010

…I just wanted to know what types of food, is pizza good? Or burritos?