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GRAHHHHHH!
OBVIOUSLY I was playing off the original post where the newspaper used the wrong word initially! Gosh, it's all just clearly too CONTEXTUAL for you D:<

D8<

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Move over anna nicole smith, we've got a new headline of the ages~

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Breaking my tablet pen put a serious lag on my workload. I should have finished part 1 b now but I'm still lagging behind. -_- I really want to get started on writing my next comic, but I promised myself I'd start only after finishing part 1.

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Electrocuted = Received an electric shock but survived
Thunder fucked = Killed by electricity

Thunder fucked is snappy but needless.

Electrocuted means death by electricity, nothing vague about that… until you get ozone started on the evolution of language and how meanings shift…

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Oh my… I actually went through the list of my projects to find those that I could start working on in a fairly short amount of time…

…I found… SEVEN!

One of which falls off the list because I don't have large enough paper for it.
Two are vengeance stories, so I'd have to put the other one away anyway.
One needs massive amounts of visual research, so I could work on this one without doing any drawing for now.
One I'm technically working on (the short stories thing) and it's just couple more b/w pages to ink (and a 4-pager to possibly redraw cause the first version sucks, heh) and then I'll probably put it on hiatus afterwards so I guess that one's off too.

Soo, that means THREE!

#1. The long ongoing b/w title (I hope the new site has some better options for chapter updating)
2. The single b/w "vengeance" tale (which needs some minor rewrites and redesigns), possibly at 100-200 pages.
3. A color oneshot. 30 or so pages.

#2 finishes, gets replaced by the "long visual research" one, #3 gets replaced by "second vengeance comic that's in color" or the "large paper" one.

I have to sleep on this but I think this could be doable :D

(if I go with this, I could star pencilling within days and then just pick up inking whenever I get the nibs)

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i double dog dare you.

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Thunderfucked? Man, I leave you guys for one day…



WE HAVE A/C AGAIN. That is all.

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I knew it, I heard it in your accent!
What is different about the WA accent?
I don't know it :(

I'm very good at recognising them. LOLJK, I just have a few Perth friends and I thought I heard it in your accent on the Quackcasts, hehehehe. Its just a subtle difference in the way you pronounce your A's and E's and U's compared to the rest of the states. Its difficult to explain, you just hear it. :/

There's actually differences all around Australia, I've notcied, South Australian's pronounce their "a"s like the English, particularly in words like "Castle" or "Dance", where as New South Welshmen and Victorian's don't because we're fucking lazy. Queenslanders I'm scared of because they all sound like Steve Irwin on a good day, Victorian's I'm not going to even bother listing because I dislike them strongly and the freak states of the Northern Territory, Tasmania and the ACT I haven't even heard because I'm sure they're just mythical lands, so I wouldn't know.

Of course, this is me being very closed-minded on the subject, my Society and Culture Teacher would not be proud.

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AND ON THIS PANCAKE DEBATE, They're fucking pancakes.

And all the american "Muffins" I've seen are glorified cupcakes without icing :(


I've run into trouble using the term "pants" as well. Apparently, my English friend thought that by saying "Pants" I meant the aussie lingo of "Undies" or "Knickers." She calls pants, in my world "Trousers" when I call them "Jeans/pants"

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…And whiskers the kitten was returned safely to his family, in other news, MOBY THUNDERFUCKED ON STAGE, AN EYE WITNESS TOLD US OF THE INCIDENT: "IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST, HE WAS THERE ONE MOMENT THEN BOOM, HE WAS GONE, THUNDERFUCKED!"

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@Aurora: Honestly, Seventy2's proposition isn't a bad one by any means. I know my list of projects (even when it got up to like..11) has nothing on you :p but I did the same sort of thing. Considered myself working on 'em all at once, and just kept chipping away, and my intent for the other projects began slowly going away. It's definitely something for the future, or rather a possibility. You don't necessarily have to do every single story you think of, but just try to relax and go with the flow, man. Work on maybe 1 or 2 at a time, you'll find yourself getting a lot more done.

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Ayy dawg, yo momma so fat whenever her ass clap, e'rybody around her gets thunderfucked.

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I'm going to draw myself into a coma tonight, brahs. should be awesome. STAY TUNED.

(And I do mean the literal draw, as in putting pencil/ink to paper. The coma however remains to be proverbial)

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thunderfucked does not sound like it has anything to do with electricity - what it DOES sound like is a fart of atomic bomb proportion.

and if that's the case, the entire audience probably needed as much medical attention as Moby did

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Oh I see, so no one likes my solution to this problem huh.

Well fine, you can all go thunderfuck yourselves! D:<

And I mean in a way that you'd die, not just receive a harmless electrocution!
Oh god, the problem isn't fixed at all D:

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I love not having a sensible sleeping patterns. In my experience that's worse than having a horrid sleep pattern.

Oh well, I guess I'll just…Stay up all night…Drawing somethin…Maybe.

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Fugly seems to be getting better. He's pecking around at the seed on the bottom of his cage which is a good sign, and he's eating again. But he's been having trouble walking, he uses his wings to pull himself along, and started to do a little foot shuffle thing this morning when I checked on him. He's not grasping my finger with his left foot, and not using his left leg to walk.

Mum's pretty certain he's got a broken leg, somewhere high up in his leg. Its not as big of a deal as it may sound, birds can survive with one leg, (seriously, how many seagulls are out there who are cripples?) but its just that he might be in some pain, which might also be the reason for him not wanting to eat the past few days.

But he is definately moving around a lot more now, and seems much better, but we're definately not going to be able to release him.

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Nooooo Crocty! Thunderfucked is a fanastic term! I like it, I like it!

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OH and I'm super lazy and haven't done any comics over the weekend. I'm so bad.

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Wow… woke up with a weird idea for a comic… Fugly, the baby pigeon is minding its business when an evil Brown Tree Snake sneaks up, seeing a potential for a very big meal. Fugly just looks at it, then goes back to sleep. The snake gets ready to strike, but meets an unfortunate end…

Ending 1: The snake is knocked out by Mike Tyson
Ending 2: The snake is stomped on, then hacked to death by a female viking called "Granny Hips"

At the bottom of the last panel are some words… "Never mess with the pigeon belonging to Mike Tyson/Granny Hips"… O_O

Why Mike Tyson? The guy apparently loves them. In fact, he stated in that show on Discovery that the very first fight he had was with a 10 year old kid… who had ripped off the head of his pet pigeon…

Of course… if the thing attempts to eat my pet turtle it'll probably break its teeth… if I don't smash it into oblivion with my 50 pound 2 handed sledgehammer… :)

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Heh… found a coconut crab in the back yard. I just left it alone though since all it wants were the coconuts I've piled up in back. I'd eat them myself, but the stuff in them is bad for my health and the juice induces a very bad case of the runs… they're something I'd eat only if I had to. Same with the coconut crab. I hear it's very delicious, but in order to be able to eat the thing you have to feed it coconuts for a week or two to clean its system out. My neihbors would buy it from me for $50 or more depending on the size, but there's no way I'd do that to an animal that's just minding its own business…

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i double dog dare you.

All right, three projects it is then!

@Aurora: Honestly, Seventy2's proposition isn't a bad one by any means. I know my list of projects (even when it got up to like..11) has nothing on you :p but I did the same sort of thing. Considered myself working on 'em all at once, and just kept chipping away, and my intent for the other projects began slowly going away. It's definitely something for the future, or rather a possibility. You don't necessarily have to do every single story you think of, but just try to relax and go with the flow, man. Work on maybe 1 or 2 at a time, you'll find yourself getting a lot more done.

Sure I have to draw every one. At least every good one I come up with, haha.

We'll see how this works out, today I'll be re-reading the scripts and notes, searching for existing designs etc.

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You know what I thought about that post Lonnehart in the other thread where we both became confused.

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Was in the mood to bake shit. I've never been in one of these moods before, and I've never baked anything in my entire life, but today I tried. I got out some Packet Cake mix, followed the instructions to a T. Mum comes in and she goes: "What the hell are you doing?"
And I'm all: "Bakin' a cake."
And she's like: "Since when did you cook anything on your own?"
And I say: "Since I was in the mood to bake a cake!"
"You know you need to put milk in the mixture, right?"
"…shut up, I'm not competing on Masterchef for a reason, you know."

Anyway, with mother's guidence I succesfully made a cake, shoved it in the oven and waited.

Ok, so I learnt the hard way that you're not supposed to open the oven to look at your cake. But I didn't know that!

First cake was a bust, it died.

But the second one was a success! :D


Covered it in bright blue icing because that's how a roll and I've already eaten a third of it. Its my cake, I'm entitled to stuff my face with it.

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I got off my lazy arse and managed to colour a comic for monday, however, haven't done any work on my SGP worth 45 per cent of my final mark for Geography which is also due on monday.

Helllooooo late night cram session!!!

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Heh. "I always make mine thick". Sorry, is it too early in the morning for that?
It's always late enough somewhere ;)
Was in the mood to bake shit.
Oh you crazy eastern staters and your weird foods…
Ayy dawg, yo momma so fat whenever her ass clap, e'rybody around her gets thunderfucked.
THAT is freakin' hilarious!
Personally, I think "thunderfucked" should replace "shocked", because shocks happens more often than electrocution and that word deserves to be used as much as possible.
-Plus, it can easily replace "shocked" in its other meaning too.
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Trying to draw up my next page. It's hard to draw when it's just not happening. -_-

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I'm still trying to figure out how a post I meant to go here in General ended up in my pasta thread. Oh, well… stranger things have happened. Like that time when Drunkduck fell off the face of the Earth and at that time I realized I hadn't any archives of my comics… ow…

I wouldn't mind taking a vacation in Australia. I just have to remember that Australians aren't crazy like Mr. Conroy (some politician I've almost never heard of who wanted to censor the Australian internet the same way China sensors theirs), or like my eldest cousin's wife… She's Australian, and very, very… um… Let's just say she's like a time bomb. Anything, and I mean ANYTHING sets her off, and she'll start screaming and insulting you. What's worse is that her husband is EXACTLY THE SAME WAY!!! It's a headache dealing with them. Well, anyways…

I don't know why, but I find this old Star Trek Episode fascinating. I guess the idea of reattaching the brain to a body was something I thought impossible… Yes… that's right…

I have "Spock's Brain"!!! :)

*sees everyone giving him a horrified look, especially fans of Star Trek and the character of Spock…*

I mean the episode! THE EPISODE!!! Not that gray squishy matter organ. I'm not the monster that you think I…


*flees the area followed by a monster train of insane Star Trek fans attempting to fire their toy phasers at him on the "kill" setting…*

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I was digging through some old drawings and stuff that my mum has kept from over the years, like some wombat origami artist. I found some hilarious things written when I was… I dunno three, four? And I'd like to share them with the world.

EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY, I CAN DO HUSBANDS.

HUSBANDS UNDER THE WATER.

YOU HEARD ME.




And as you can see from this artist rendering of my father from when I was three, I was clearly cut out to be an artist when I was older.




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Oh you crazy eastern staters and your weird foods…

Oh Ozone, just because I was in the mood to bake shit and my father ate an echidna doesn't mean we're all weird…

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Oh you crazy eastern staters and your weird foods…

Oh Ozone, just because I was in the mood to bake shit…

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Yeah… not all Australians are crazy. Just the ones I find myself in contact with… :cry: :cry2: :spin:

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I saw someone recently be taken over by the dark side. Its not funny. Seeing the flicker of light be extinguished by the darkness. Perhaps there is still a very small shard of light in this individual. Hopefully they come to their senses and turn against evil. Its still painful for me on some level…

But a little humor can be helpful to help me cope with this tragedy…
Darth Vader theme… hehehe…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn_95hdy6Nw

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Oh you crazy eastern staters and your weird foods…

Oh Ozone, just because I was in the mood to bake shit…

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Yeah… not all Australians are crazy. Just the ones I find myself in contact with… :cry: :cry2: :spin:

I think you'll find that's just the Austrlaians who have access to the internet. :D

Don't mind me, being crazy is what I do best. WHY, its all I do.

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Work related functions always reek of work, and cannot divorce themselves from work-related politics.

Had a crawfish boil last night at Mardi Gras World. Complaints about the crawfish aside- uh, it's called "purging" people; it gets the grit out; learn it!- it was… eh. Everyone sat in their own cliquish groups at these big tables. There was no gathering around a common table to eat like the way a boil should be- they just scooped our mudbugs onto trays and we went to sit down. I felt really awkward. I dunno. I could have made the rounds around the room, but it felt awkward and forced. Oh well. Whatcha expect I reckon.

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JUNE 20, 1997 WAS WHEN YOU WERE THREE?!?!
oh boy.
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i've noticed people always fall into cliqs. and they always talk about the thing they have in common most, which most commonly, is work. We do it all the time here. someone'll have a barbecue, and bam, it's time to complain about airman snuffy.
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My knee is killing me. Looks like i wasn't ready for sprints. I'm going to stretch out all day today, and hope i'm ready to run in the morning. if not, i'll just have to do my upper body and swim.

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1997 was like… 14 years ago. And I was like 7. Time sure flies ah?

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Man I have had like zero motivation to do anything productive in my free time the last… 3 or 4 weeks. I really need to just get started again, that's the hard part. I think it started with this preview site stuff taking TOO much time, and now that I have time again, I don't know how to use it… plus I'm lazy.

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Man I have had like zero motivation to do anything productive in my free time the last… 3 or 4 weeks. I really need to just get started again, that's the hard part. I think it started with this preview site stuff taking TOO much time, and now that I have time again, I don't know how to use it… plus I'm lazy.

You could illustrate a short story for lite bites, have some nice little scripts in need of artists.

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