Thread "Rant, moan, rave and share - for all your chatter, natter, and wildebeest needs" in forum "Comic Talk and General Discussion *"

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 23, 2011

Hair an claws are separate men from bears, Ozone. Which are you, man or bear?

Hang on a mo… isn't "bear" slang for a big hairy lumberjack/biker type gay man?

They're funny :)
Noo, I doubt I could pass for one of them.

Posted at 11:01PM, Jan. 23, 2011

Another weekend gone. I'm on the verge of tears all the time as if the weight of the sadness of the world was on my shoulders. Yuck.
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Trying to write and maybe do something that is worth a bucket of warm spit. Just keep pounding out words on the keyboard and maybe something will develop.

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My hair has gotten long and since I've been growing out my sideburns so I look like Confederate General Lewis Armistead. If I had any spare money I'd invest in a Confederate General's uniform.

Posted at 1:01AM, Jan. 24, 2011

Also since we're on the topic of deserts can anyone tell me what the hell angel delight is classified as?!
Im addicted to it. Ever since I found out that I can get it from Tesco for 27p a pack.

The white fluffy stuff? That is closest to what americans know as kool whip, which is a chemically-laden fake whipped cream type thing, it's good for making fluffy kinds of desserts. In america it comes pre-whipped in tubs in the fridge section, and can be frozen. Mmm chemicals!

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 24, 2011

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Naturally, I wouldn't leave the house without fat hair:

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 24, 2011

Also since we're on the topic of deserts can anyone tell me what the hell angel delight is classified as?!
Im addicted to it. Ever since I found out that I can get it from Tesco for 27p a pack.

The white fluffy stuff? That is closest to what americans know as kool whip, which is a chemically-laden fake whipped cream type thing, it's good for making fluffy kinds of desserts. In america it comes pre-whipped in tubs in the fridge section, and can be frozen. Mmm chemicals!

Delicious chemicals.

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Naturally, I wouldn't leave the house without fat hair:

But does it come in chocolate?

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 24, 2011

Omg i started bidding on things on ebay and it totally plays with your head. Like I was bidding $1.05 on a 99c item hoping to deter away people seeing '99c? How cheap!' and then it still showed .99c.

It's mine i tell you! Mine!

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 24, 2011

Omg i started bidding on things on ebay and it totally plays with your head. Like I was bidding $1.05 on a 99c item hoping to deter away people seeing '99c? How cheap!' and then it still showed .99c.

It's mine i tell you! Mine!

I think on eBay the bidding is a maximum bid. So if somebody else comes and bids $1.04, it'll go up to $1.05 because of your bid.

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 24, 2011

Ebay… There have ben plenty of times when I've wanted something bad, bid on it when no one else has and the price is really low… then two days before the end some dick comes along and outbids me, then another… But I bide my time and wait.
I long in in the last 10 minutes and wait for the final 10 seconds and WHAM, I win the thing out from under their very noses.

Gets you heart racing… the anticipation gets you antzy.
But getting up at 3.30am just for an auction is a little trying sometimes.

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 24, 2011

I long in in the last 10 minutes and wait for the final 10 seconds and WHAM, I win the thing out from under their very noses.

Gets you heart racing… the anticipation gets you antzy.
But getting up at 3.30am just for an auction is a little trying sometimes.

Oh I'm planning on doing that but I bet the other guy is too…LET IT BEGIN >:V

I'm off to make stickers.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 24, 2011

So I just learned that Scouts Honor came out in 2009, and didn't get a DVD release until now (I assume because it's so goddamn awful). I sure am glad someone decided to devote five ad spaces to really shitty products. I'm calling it now, the next rotation will be Saw 3D on DVD.

Posted at 11:01PM, Jan. 24, 2011

So I just learned that Scouts Honor came out in 2009, and didn't get a DVD release until now (I assume because it's so goddamn awful). I sure am glad someone decided to devote five ad spaces to really shitty products. I'm calling it now, the next rotation will be Saw 3D on DVD.

Or American pie; revenge of the raped pie.

And before you google it, I made that one up.

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 25, 2011

I long in in the last 10 minutes and wait for the final 10 seconds and WHAM, I win the thing out from under their very noses.

Gets you heart racing… the anticipation gets you antzy.
But getting up at 3.30am just for an auction is a little trying sometimes.
Oh I'm planning on doing that but I bet the other guy is too…LET IT BEGIN >:V

I'm off to make stickers.

That kind of atitude is what makes ebay such a pain in the butt for those of us who say "this what I'm gonna pay." and then some sniper bids 3 cents over. I hope they enjoy it because I'll end up buying it at a swap meet for half of what I would have paid at ebay and with no postage. I can control that conpunction to have it just to beat the other guy and I am the superior person! cue rueful laughter born of the frustration of being beaten so many times on ebay and needing to rationialize my state of defeat and resulting worthlessness. lol!

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 25, 2011

i had a dream i had telekinesis. i used it to show off, until some guy hit on my wife in front of me. i tried to use it against him but he was like "i'm resistive" and i had an angry power up, and slammed his head into a wall. then i was like "let's leave before he wakes up" and he, no one did, and when he woke up, he wrestled me, and i took him to the ground, i got him on his back and started punching and hitting his face and he said "whoa whoa, we're not supposed to mix fighting styles" then the cop showed up, and took my side of the story, and went inside to get his, and i woke up.

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 25, 2011

So I just learned that Scouts Honor came out in 2009, and didn't get a DVD release until now (I assume because it's so goddamn awful). I sure am glad someone decided to devote five ad spaces to really shitty products. I'm calling it now, the next rotation will be Saw 3D on DVD.

Nah, I'm calling for the next rotation to be the DVD release of "After Last Season", a movie that's destined to be the next "The Room" in terms of being a laughably bad indie film.

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 25, 2011

That kind of atitude is what makes ebay such a pain in the butt for those of us who say "this what I'm gonna pay." and then some sniper bids 3 cents over. I hope they enjoy it because I'll end up buying it at a swap meet for half of what I would have paid at ebay and with no postage. I can control that conpunction to have it just to beat the other guy and I am the superior person! cue rueful laughter born of the frustration of being beaten so many times on ebay and needing to rationialize my state of defeat and resulting worthlessness. lol!

I ended up losing anyways. Won my first bid by sniping and then the other 5 had 2 other snipers.

I would have ended up paying 3-4$ea on cards I was hoping to get for 1.25 so it works out.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 25, 2011

Pssst. I am the new salsa. I am now running the XXXIX mafia game, and would love for 2-4 of you people to sign up. I promise it will be just as fun as my dreams.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 25, 2011

I'm with Bravo, I stopped the online bidding stuff a couple of years ago when I noticed many of the things I was bidding on were available at my local pawn/thrift shops for much less than the auctions ended at. I did become a bit of a yardsale whore in the in between period there, but I'm on the wagon for that.

[multiple hyphens]

The command I'm currently at does not have range access, and I therefore have not fired a rife in a military capacity in the last 3 years. The strings are finally being pulled for me to go requalify, so I'm giddy like a schoolgirl with a crush.

[yet more hyphens]

For the past two weeks 'Jambalaya' by Hank Williams has been stuck in my head. I haven't been able to get it out.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 25, 2011

So i got fired from my job…. for not paying for candy that I ate. Oh well, guess I can do stuff or something…

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 25, 2011

When I walk around, I start seeing all the "1"s and "0"s on everything. The more I realize I live in a… matrix :)

I musta popped a whole bottle of red pills. lol

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 25, 2011

Had a good day at work today. Worked with my manager, who is awesome. Got some free dog food and birdseed(I haven't paid for dry food in ages, actually). Get to bring a bunch of written-off stuff to the humane society later this week. And got lots done, which always feels good.

You know what sucks, though? Upselling. At least most of the things I'm supposed to sell are good quality so I'm pretty comfortable with suggesting them to people, but I always feel like we're turning off our regular customers when we do that.

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RIP Jack LaLanne. : (

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 26, 2011

For the past two weeks 'Jambalaya' by Hank Williams has been stuck in my head. I haven't been able to get it out.

That's a serious problem Komrade, but fear not: help is at hand:

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 26, 2011

When I walk around, I start seeing all the "1"s and "0"s on everything. The more I realize I live in a… matrix :)

I musta popped a whole bottle of red pills. lol

I just keep seeing "1"s Everytime I look at a digital clock during the hour of 11 or 1 even 10 it's always eleven after. Numerology says I'm headed for enlightenment.

We live in the Matrix! Except it's of our own making and we entrap ourselves. Break out! Look inward, be honest with yourself and change what is FUBAR! DOn't like it? Change it, you have power over You. Or not. I have a bottle full of anti-anxiety meds for sale… Take enough and you just won't care. lol!

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 26, 2011

I musta popped a whole bottle of red pills. lol

Labelled "amphetamines". ;)

Alcohol is the best drug- As long as you know your limits!
I'm lucky, it doesn't take much to get me nice and floaty and then I know to back off.

Happy Australia Day!

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 26, 2011

i know my limits…most americans do.

The sad thing is, in most american parties, it's not your job to get buzzed, but wasted. i actually think it's a competition to see who can forget the most, the longest, without vomiting. and then talk trash the next day about the people who vomited.
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if i get this awesome house (waiting on ridiculous government run inspection) then i have to have people help me move. but i think instead of pizza and beer, i'm going to give my friends gas money. i'm moving 40 miles from work, that's about 50 from here.

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 26, 2011

The sad thing is, in most american parties, it's not your job to get buzzed, but wasted. i actually think it's a competition to see who can forget the most, the longest, without vomiting. and then talk trash the next day about the people who vomited.

Over here it's worse as the vomiting, getting raped and catching nasty things is just an average night out.