Lonnehart wrote:Addendum to Walker's Rules of Lay. (Tank crewman in joke because there actually are Gunner's rules of lay)
Wow… Mass Effect 2 has showed me something… and makes me glad I don't drink alcoholic beverages. Some of them will… well… let's say enough alcohol in the system would make a thousand year old woman look significantly younger… O_O
1. Go ugly early.
2. If your standards are too high, lower them.
3. Every woman's a ten when she's giving you a BJ
Addendum: There are times when experience is worth the wrinkles.