Thread "Ruin a Dream (Ruin a wish 2)" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 24, 2007

Okay, whatever

I wish I was a wizard

Posted at 12:12AM, Dec. 25, 2007

Granted. Using your magical powers, you cure everyone in the town of all disease. Unfortunately, this includes a baby whose parents throw him out as he was so disfigured. He grows up bitter and vengeful, practicing the dark arts and brutally killing all other wizards on Earth and eventually becoming the Dark Lord, who conquers America and starts a nuclear war, causing radiation that destroys the ozone layer and therefore allowing UV rays to burn all living beings on Earth to a crisp. Nice job, faggot.

I wish to live forever.

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 25, 2007

granted, but realizing that your immortal, the military convinces you to join the army where you fight and eventually are captured and tortured in the most grueling ways for years until it eventually shatters your mind and body leaving you broken alone and insane…. but at least youre still alive!

I wish that i could see like an eagle.

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 27, 2007

Granted. You can see like the eagle whose head I have mounted on my wall. Like the furnishings? I hope so. They're the only thing you'll see for the rest of existence.

I wish I had $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 28, 2007

Congratulations, you get it in Monopoly money.

I wish winter break would last longer.

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

Granted. Due to state laws about the number of school hours, spring break is eliminated, and summer break is shortened to one day.

I wish I had fluffy socks.

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

You have fluffy socks made from the hide of innocent rabbits. You are arrested for associating with a poacher.

I wish that every woman on Earth wanted sex with me.

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 28, 2007

Granted. But after a while it starts to hurt… down there.

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 29, 2007

No Wish…

YOU DIE

I wish I was Super Special Awesome!

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 3, 2008

Granted, you think youre super special awesome but youre really just retarded.

I wish that i wasnt lazy.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 3, 2008

Granted, you start doing charity work around the world until you are so tired you collapse and the hungry children you were trying to feed were actually cannibals (lucky you).

I wish that I wouldn't be so nervous when it came to giving a speech or presenting a project in front of a ton of people — all of them being from my community and going to my school.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 3, 2008

Granted, you are so confident, so your attitude becomes more egoistic and you become a very unpopular when it comes to speeches and such.

I wish to be a bird.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 3, 2008

Granted but you're hen. the first part of your life is growing from an egg then you lay eggs until you're turned into a Tyson chicken patty that I eat.

I wish people would understand me and my motives better.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 4, 2008

granted, but you are so understanded you become too predictable.

I wish I had a warpony.