Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 10, 2007

you now have herpes… because all the girls love you…

I wish i knew what to wish for.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 10, 2007

Granted, but you wish for herpes, and it is fulfilled.

I wish that this wish will be ruined.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 10, 2007

granted. it is not ruined.

i wish i could fly :)

Posted at 12:01AM, Jan. 11, 2007

Granted. You pay an outrageous amount for a plane ticket. While on the plane There arre kids behind you that are crying and screaming the whole 18 hour flight. The stewardess forgets to give you complimentary peanuts. you put on the headphones to try To get your mind of of these crazy things but all that plays is the hampster dance song over and over, and finally just befroe the trip ends you find out the most horrible thing of all!
you are going to New Jersey!

I wish for the ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound!

Posted at 3:01AM, Jan. 11, 2007

Granted, but as you leap you realize you are bound to the ground by the legs. You lose them both because of the momentum.

I wish I wouldn't be able to catch anydisease, both known and unknown.

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 11, 2007

Granted. you love never getting sick. you skip down the street whistling a happy tune. Then a metorite falls and hits you in your legs tearing them off. then you fall on your head and now you live out the rest of your days a legless vegetable.

I wish i was more inventive.

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 11, 2007

granted you invent a bomb that makes everything go pink when it explodes and get killed by an angry mob

I wish i didn't need to get braces

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 11, 2007

granted, your teeth get so crooked that they eventually start growing until they impale your brain

I wish the wind wouldn't blow as hard as it did today

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 11, 2007

Granted! the wind stops and never blows again. then you start farting so much and since there isn't any wind the smell doesn't get blown away and you die of stink! and then no one comes to the funeral because you stink so much

i wish i had a wish i could wish

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 11, 2007

Granted! you whish for riches and fame too bad you just wish to have a wish instead of the wish….huh yea

I wish for a hundred wishes.

Posted at 3:01AM, Jan. 12, 2007

Granted, but the only things you can wish for are Gimp suits and dictionaries.

I wish the world could have no conflict, with the world still being a diverse and life filled place.

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 12, 2007

Granted, the world becomes life filled…. with aliens that make us theyr slaves >:D and it is peaceful… for the aliens.

i wish i was famous

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 12, 2007

Granted. You get trampled by you fans.

I wish I had Soulcalibur.(The Sword)

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 12, 2007

you obtain a plastic Soul Calibur! (meedly-mee!)

…unfortunately, the guys on the football team think that's incredibly, incredibly lame, and crack you upside the head with a 2x4.

I wish bad things to people.

Posted at 1:01AM, Jan. 13, 2007

Granted, but they find out who wished it and rip your intestines out.

i wish that my dad didn't snore so much X(

Posted at 1:01AM, Jan. 13, 2007

granted, now he has loud, noxious bowel movements at night, and the smell drifts all throughout the house.

I wish to be fancy.

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 13, 2007

You become fancy! You Are so fancy that people become jealous of how fancy you are.soon you get the nickname Dandy Boy/girl you start uncontroallably attending cricket games and tea parties. You start wearing ridiculous clothing like top hats and fake-diamond encrusted canes. you absolutely must have Scones with everything that you eat. soon nobody can understand a word you say cause of your fancy wording. then you become so fancy that you are mistaken for being gay!

I wish for a glass of water.

Posted at 3:01AM, Jan. 13, 2007

You get a class of water, and there is nothing wrong with it and you live happily ever after. you might think your wish isn't ruined, but your wrong. Because since you are actually playing this game you want it to get ruined so me not ruining your wish is actually me ruining your wish.

i wish i could go skiing.

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 13, 2007

Granted! I managed to find the footage of your exploits:

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/422/Almost+Made+It+/

I wish for a snickers candy bar.

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 13, 2007

Granted, but you get food poisoning and die.

I wish I had force powers.

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 13, 2007

Granted,
Though it doesn't seem the force you were looking for….
But be glad, not everybody owns the powerful force of making grass cut in perfectly straight lines ^^.

I wish I can fly.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 13, 2007

Granted, you get caught by the Santa Claus and he forces you to drag his sleigh with the reindeers

I wish for superpowers

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 13, 2007

Granted. You now have super fish powers.

I wish for a cool badass sword.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 13, 2007

Granted, you become a sword wielding mog

i wish i was a famous manga artist

Posted at 2:01AM, Jan. 14, 2007

Granted. You become such a famous manga artist. which is what? nothing because you get paid an hourly wage of 3.50 an hour and you have to push out five high quality pages a day or your boss whips you! but hey at least you are famous!

I wish I could produce 5 pages a day!