Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:12PM, Dec. 14, 2006

granted. but since he is usually so busy fighting crime and being cool, he doesn't know you are related. so thinking you are an assassin come to kill him, he tears off your head with his thumb and index finger.

i wish that there would be someone who could actually prove a challenge on quake 4.

Posted at 7:12AM, Dec. 15, 2006

i probably could…whats quake 4???

I WISH Caps lock wASNT SO Dang sensitive…

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 16, 2006

Granted; every keyboard you use and buy will have a broken capslock key that doesn't work at all.

I wish instant teleportation between any two points on the globe were possible.

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 29, 2006

granted; too bad only i can do it and i ain't gonna give you a lift

i wish i had a brain

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 29, 2006

Granted.

you also get Pinky, as a bonus gift!

I wish I could eat a full 2-pound steak in one sitting.

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 29, 2006

Granted. you get fat

i wish could have some food

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 29, 2006

Granted. It is poisoned food and you die a few hours later.

I wish Guinea Pigs would rain from the sky

Posted at 1:12AM, Dec. 30, 2006

Everyone loves small burning rodents falling like rain from the sky!

I wish I had some sort of super-technological… thingy.

Posted at 5:12AM, Dec. 30, 2006

Granted, you get a robot that can think on it's own, and it kills you… slowly and painfully….. just for fun.

i wish i could change gender whenever i wanted

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 30, 2006

Okay, you wish is granted. You can change your gender whenever you want. And it goes really well at first. But, alas, it ends rather badly. As you were in the store one day as a dude, one of the displays falls on top of your head. You get amnesia. Now not only can you remember how to use your new found power. But you also can't remember what sex you really are.

I wish I had an amazing singing voice that made women swoon.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 30, 2006

Granted. Now when you sing women turn into Swoon.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swoon_%28film%29

I wish you wouldn't ruin this wish.

Posted at 5:12PM, Dec. 30, 2006

Granted, Somebody else ruins it for you.

I wish I had a Nuclear Bomb Shelter

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 30, 2006

Granted. Too bad it doesn't save you from a poisoned gas attack, huh?

I wish Devil May Cry 4 would come to the PS2.

Posted at 4:12AM, Dec. 31, 2006

granted. But you die the day before it's released.

i wish i didnt have to get out of bed.

Posted at 10:12AM, Dec. 31, 2006

granted. However you get fired from your job and become a hobo with no money since you were in bed and missed work.

I wish that my wishes would not be ruined.

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 31, 2006

Granted. Your wish wasn't ruined. However since you didn't specify "what" wish you didn't want ruined. You get nothing so… *Goes gets a Nelson doll and pulls on the sting on the back.* HAHA!

I wish I didn't have allergies of any kind.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 4, 2007

Granted, But you brush up close to some poison ivy and because your bodys immune system doesnt fight back at all you die from it.

I wish I had a bunch of true friends.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

Granted: You're true friends are all nerds who only do one thing: sit around reading extremely boring books

i wish my computer wasn't so slow

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

Granted: It gains an exact 0.1 megahertz of speed and 1 megabyte of ram.

I wish for new shoes.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

Grnated, but the next day you were just mugged and the mugger aparently liked your shoes. You make it out if little injuries but you loose your shoes.

I wish to be a god.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

you are now the God of brain tumors.

I wish for cheese.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

you get your chesese but, you just became

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

You are now Drug free Boy/girl

You never touch the stuff.

I wish I could have ruined that wish better.

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 9, 2007

Granted, the superhero is now Masochist Man, but you are now his sidekick, Sodomy Boy.

meow. (interpret as you will.)

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 10, 2007

For wishing for such a horrible thing you Cant live with yourself any longer and kill yourself because of the endless, tormenting guilt.

I wish for something that will make me a little happier.