Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 14, 2007

granted, you slave your self out everyday, get no sleep, and the pages suck

i wish for summer vacation

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 14, 2007

Sure, but have a great time - WITHOUT ANY LUGGAGE!

I wish my English homework was done.

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 14, 2007

Granted but it was done in such a hurry it sucks and you get a D- for it.

I wish I was any good at drawing.

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 14, 2007

granted. but not as good as me! NYAHAHAHAHA!!!

i wish my hair was clean

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 14, 2007

Granted, but now it's PINK! MUHAHAHA!

I wish I could wish for something cool.

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 14, 2007

granted, you can wish for something cool but you have to wish it in your next wish cus you already wasted this wish

i wish for cheese

Posted at 7:01AM, Jan. 14, 2007

Granted, but it's so runny. The can got it. (Monty Python reference)

I wish I would fare better in school.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 14, 2007

Granted. But now everyone hates you cause of how well you're doing.

I wish for a pet snake.

Posted at 6:01PM, Jan. 14, 2007

Granted! but you forgot to wish for food do now your pet snake has eaten your granmom
you can start saying goodby to your cristhmas cockies!

|I wish for a dinosaur (make it a Triseratop)

Posted at 9:01PM, Jan. 14, 2007

granted, i dont know what a triseratop is, but if its supposed to be a triceratops…well it isnt so it comes out as some mutated poorly spelled freakish dinosaur…with a red nose…and all the triceratops wont let him join in any triceratops games…poor triseratop…

i wish li' trisey could hang with the triceratops

Posted at 11:01PM, Jan. 14, 2007

Granted, but they hate you for making that wish and you get skewered by one of their massive horns.(sexual innuendo?)

I wish I wish I was a millionare and noone would hate me for it and I wasn't gay and I wouldn't die right away.

Posted at 4:01AM, Jan. 15, 2007

You are now an effeminate, millionaire. and it takes you 30 minutes for a big Ten ton weight to fall on your head instead of right away.

I wish i was more sane.

Posted at 5:01AM, Jan. 15, 2007

granted, you are the most sane person on earth, but you start seeing everyone else as insane and start a new cult again everyone that's insane.
the insane(normal) people kill you with pencils.

i wish for beer

Posted at 6:01AM, Jan. 15, 2007

*Flight of the valkaries starts playing* You hear a rumble as your wish gets granted. You
see a beachwood aged, amber, frothy tidal wave 400 feet high Coming directly at you. it comes crashing into your home.

I wish for more wisdom.

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 15, 2007

Granted, you are so wise you see that there isn't actually any meaning to life so you kill yourself by blood loss from paper cuts

i wish i would stop forgetting to put my own wish

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 15, 2007

granted but you post on other forums and everyone flames you so much you fall into depression.

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 15, 2007

you made no wish which rips open a space time flux that engulfs everything that exists
and therefore we are all dea…*head explodes all over screen*

i wish i had everyones wishes (not the result, just the ability to make their wish)nothing bad could happen no one else could make a wish and the world would live in peace with me as their supreme ruler, and people would come to me and ask for me to use their wish to do something for them, and i have the power to say no…beat that

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 15, 2007

Granted, but as I didn't bother to read your post, then something bad happens and all that stuff yadda yadda yadda.

I wish I would have bothered to read nerdsareinvading's post.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 15, 2007

Granted, you weren't able to grant his wish

i wish i were able to smash a car with only one hand(like as in being uber-strong)

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 15, 2007

granted, but you didnt say it wouldnt cost your hand any pain so your hand implodes totally consuming your body…

i wish i were able to smash a car with only one hand(like as in being uber-strong)without any damage to any part of me

Posted at 12:01PM, Jan. 15, 2007

Granted, but as with all superheroes, you have your weaknesses. Superman's is Kryptonite and all that yadda yadda yadda. Yours is blood. Enjoy.

I wish Firefox would become the leading Internet browser in the world and IE wouldn't exist.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 15, 2007

Granted. IE never existed, but then there is no crappy explorer and firefox becomes a normal explorer, and there is no IE to hate anymore so you start hating the things in firefox that were way better than in IE because there's nothing for you to compare with.

I wish….. fow pweace and happyness in the worwld

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 15, 2007

granted…unfortunately i dont know what pweace is and wt heck is the worwld

i wish peoples literary skills were at least comparable to chimpanzee( right now everyones literary knowledge is about the same as a cherry pop-tart)

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 15, 2007

I Bannana!

I wish I cane up with a mathematic invention that helps humanity.

Posted at 5:01PM, Jan. 15, 2007

okay you "cane" up with one its called English class…take it…

i wish i had a girlfriend…