Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 15, 2007

Grantd! buth you can't touch her or see her or have her!!

I wish for a Jetpack.

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 15, 2007

granted but since you wouldnt let me have a girlfriend i sabotage your jet pack to make it explode

i wish i wish i was a fish

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 15, 2007

Granted! you are a fish too bad you forgot about the water.

I wish I could go back in time before I wish this.

Posted at 1:01PM, Jan. 16, 2007

granted you go back to the prehistoric ages and get eaten by lil' trisey…poor lil' trisey…

i wish lil' trisey could have a family of his own…

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 16, 2007

Granted, you find him a little happy family of Tyrannasauruses.

I wish nerdsareinvading would be more tolerant of people's writing skills.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 16, 2007

Granted! he is more tolerant, and also I saw a pig fly, there is no more world hunger, world peace, and to finish it all the end of the univers as we know it.

|I wish I had something else to do.

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 16, 2007

granted, but the only other thing to do is get pushed into a bottomless pit *push*

i wish it wasn't freezing here… brrrr!

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 16, 2007

Granted! there is a new vocano in town, go an see its active!

I wish I Knew Kung Fu. KPOW!

Posted at 3:01PM, Jan. 16, 2007

granted but now you know nothing of the english language…(nothing new there…)

i wish you werent so mean to me and lil' trisey

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 17, 2007

Granted! now everyone is nice to you, but just becouse you have dinosaur AIDS what were you doing whit that trisey.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 17, 2007

I wish ejg had remembered to post a wish.

Posted at 11:01AM, Jan. 17, 2007

I wish I did't had to worck today.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 17, 2007

granted, you get fired and you die from not being able to pay for food

i wish i had another wish…

Posted at 3:01AM, Jan. 18, 2007

Gr<nteb. U get a wish thvt ev3ry b0Dy A|\|swers w0rse tha|\| yoo. ZOMG \\toodell everybodypulloutthesandwichbeing!!

I wish Leet speak was abolished forever.

Posted at 4:01PM, Jan. 18, 2007

granted…i dont understand the word abolished (i really do, but hang in there…its part of the joke) so i shall replace it with a similar sounding word…relished…yeah…

I wish Leet speak was relished forever.

granted everyone loves leet speaking for all eternity…

i wish that people wouldnt make such incompetent wishes…

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 20, 2007

granted, now no one can wish, and they burn you on the stake out of anger.

i wish nerdsareinvading didn't ruin wishing for everyone… *throws a nother log on the burning stake* burn wish ruiner burn!

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 20, 2007

granted, now I'm ruining wishes WITH A VENGEANCE!!

HAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHA

… ha… yeah, this really doesn't work too well for me.

I wish I could give a medal to all the people out there who prove the failures in the government in order to have the government better itself instead of having them thrown in jail. (like the guy who took a box of razor blades with him on an aeroplane and he confessed to it right afterward and got arrested even though he was proving a point. Sir, you are my hero. Also, the little boy who stole a car and talked his way onto two planes. The man who mailed himself across a few states … etc.)

Posted at 1:01AM, Jan. 21, 2007

Fine, but the medals are explosive.

I wish I wasn't lagging so much when playing online.

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 21, 2007

granted. now all your online games are moving so fast, you can't see what's going on

i wish for something cool to happen that won't in anyway harm me

Posted at 7:01PM, Jan. 21, 2007

okay, it heals you gives you immortality…but unfortunately the world gets plunged back in time to when people believe in witches and such and since you never die they think you a witch and hang you from a rock and have a squirrel eat your small intestine everyday…for eternity!!!

i wish luclucluc didnt have his small intestine eaten continuously for all eternity…

Posted at 8:01AM, Jan. 25, 2007

granted. everyone decides i'm not a witch, because witches are female, and i am male. so instead they see your mother, need to hang someone in my place, and do the same thing to her.

i wish… that the universe would implode!

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 25, 2007

Okay. Done. But you lose your cherished teddy in the process.

I wish that George Bush would step down as president.

Posted at 2:01PM, Jan. 25, 2007

Granted but now we have an even worse prez. And it's (Name of someone you truly hate with a passion.) Now we're all screwed.

I wish to have a giant golden statue of myself.

Posted at 8:01PM, Jan. 28, 2007

granted…you did not specify where this statue would be erected…so in a few seconds after reading this you find your butt start to itch then a 50 cubic foot golden replica of yourself bursts out of your anus…

i wish i had another wish…

Posted at 9:01AM, Jan. 29, 2007

granted. You now have so many wishes that your head exploads from the excesive amount of thinking you have to do to dicide what to do with them.

I wish that I had a 30ft penis…