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DarkHunter
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Granted,but it said time for u to die….wait ur alright dead!!!!


I wish for Porn!!!!!!!

DarkHunter
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(me too) Granted, but the Gov. blockes alll game sites (NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!)

this pains me to do this!!!!
i wish for Games to be come real

simonitro
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Granted, but the second half of you would become a decayed rhino!

I wish rap, RnB, Pop, hip hop and Arabic music did not exist so, young generation listeners would listen to sensible styles of music.

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Granted, but something must takes it's place. Now there is now par, BnR, bob, pih poh, Cibara music to take it's place and the music is very similer so it drives you crazy.

I wish for riot to win the DD Civil War.

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Granted but shortly after the battle is over Riots team gets smashed by an ice cream truck. Riot survives but eventually goes insane because everyone on DD is dead.

I wish for a slice of cake

shisno15
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Granted, but every time your on your new computer Yaoi ads pop up.

I wish that I didn't have to use a Mac.

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granted…you dont have to use a mac…but you are forced to anyhow and kill your self with the mouse ball…



i wish…for everything and nothing and something (ruin that!)

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This will be fun.

Okay, You are granted everything, only to have it all taken away from you to leave you with nothing, I feel bad for you and give you something. That something turns out to be the one thing you would have never wanted. (Never said I couldn't grant it in parts)

I wish to be greater than Chuck Norris

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Granted, but he becomes so jealous that he kills you in your sleep.

I wish I had an army of giant pink turtles.

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Granted. Some one picks up one of the turtles and throws it at you. It cracks open your skull and you can't move. The turtles decide to eat your remains without killing you first.

I wish that every one had their perfect mate and every one was too busy being with their new partner to even care about ruining my wish.

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Done. But, there's an odd number of people in the world. You're the remainder.

I wish for my PC to be fixed.

Glarg
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Done. But, there's an odd number of people in the world. You're the remainder.

I wish for my PC to be fixed.


Fine..But that Wish Costed 8 Terabytes and 48 Gigabytes.


I wish I had a fried Drumstick.

vgman
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granted its a real resturant but it goes out of busnes because there are no chocobos

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Because you didn't make a wish you get thrown into the void and go insane.

I wish I could control time.

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granted…but only temporarily…you stop time and then you lose your time control ability and destroy yourself for beingm so stupid…



i wish i qwas a furgolopsolousificationifiedableoptionaladoptionalpoop

vgman
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granted. but he dosent have any power and we have no way to charge him and wont have a way to charge him untill you die

i wish that there was peace once agin in the drunk duck

Glarg
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Granted, but then it goes back to its usual insane routine.



I wish I had a pet Ookapi.

Glarg
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Granted…but it blows up and takes you with it.





I wish I was a giant robot.

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