Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 12, 2007

Done. Batteries not included.

I wish for some strawberries.

Posted at 6:04AM, Apr. 13, 2007

Granted but they have gone bad.

I wish for a Magicians Quest.

Posted at 7:04AM, Apr. 14, 2007

granted but the magician says you got it wrong and you get eaten by a dragon.

i wish there were more readers for my comic.

Posted at 3:04AM, Apr. 15, 2007

Granted, but they're all flamers who tell people to stay away from your comic

I wish I had a hot nymphomaniac girl as a stalker (Please be original with this one)

Posted at 5:04AM, Apr. 15, 2007

granted, but it turns out she's a zombie.

I wish I knew where I could find sonic BG's for my next comic.

Posted at 11:04AM, Apr. 15, 2007

Granted, they're in an undeground labrynth full of rabid man eatting hedgehogs that devour you on sight.

I wish I owned the tallest tower in the world to look down and mock those below me from.

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 15, 2007

Granted, but I don't give you any way to get down. Jump?

I wish I had a peaceful tree in my room.

Posted at 1:04PM, Apr. 15, 2007

granted but it falls over and crushes you.

i wish i could be more ceative

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 15, 2007

Granted but you can only use your creativity, once every thousand years.

I wish, I knew what to wish for.

Posted at 7:04AM, Apr. 16, 2007

Granted. You realise you could have made an unbreakable wish and kill yourself for not thinking it up

I wish I was the ruler of the world (Again, be creative please)

Posted at 8:04PM, Apr. 16, 2007

You indeed become the ruler of the world. Being a fair leader, you decide to listen to the citizens about their daily problems. People ramble about their lack of money, their need for love, a lost pet, and so on. You begin to tire of the complaints, and you are about to resign, when suddenly, a man appears before you, and tells you of his situation: His daughter has become extremely violent, and has been taken to an insane asylum. He wants to know how to deal with the emotions. You tell him you are not so sure how you can help him, since this will only help one man and not the entire world. Months go by, and you begin to worry about the man. You decide to figure out where he lives, and you go about visiting him. You knock and ring the door bell, but no one answers. Becoming a little impatient, you try to open the door. For some reason, the door is unlocked. You take a peek inside, and you find that he is dead in his living room from being stabbed. You assume his daughter was the one that caused this, and is possibly in the house, waiting for you. From fear, you run out of the house, and get hit by a car.

I wish I was able to grant wishes to people.

Posted at 7:04AM, Apr. 17, 2007

Granted. but after three wishes, you get sucked in to a small lamp and the lamp gets lost in a attic. The house the lamp is in then is torn down and built over by a walmart. Your lamp is lost forever.

I wish I get 1st place!

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 17, 2007

granted but its 1st place in a chess championship, and no girls wants to talk to you.

I wish I had psychic powers!

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 17, 2007

I give you psychic powers, thus you feel the need to study. When being at a library, you witness a murder taken place at the storage room. You decide that you need to investigate. Using your intellect, you are able to determine who the murderer is, although people find it rather odd that the mayor did this to his wife. They don't believe you. You become angry that they wouldn't take you seriously, and you use your psychic powers to bring them down. The police force shoots you in the back of the head.

I wish I knew why I was so addicted to DrunkDuck!!!

Posted at 6:04AM, Apr. 18, 2007

granted but its 1st place in a chess championship, and no girls wants to talk to you.

So! I like Chess! Ha! you didn't ruin my wish!

Granted! but the intellect you just got inplodes your head.

I wish I get 1st place! (cause it was not ruined the first time.)

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 18, 2007

granted but it's first place in an ugly contest.

i wish i had hyper speed.

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 18, 2007

I grant you hyper speed, but I let you keep your original form, thus making your skin slip off when speeding.

I wish my big toe was magical.

Posted at 11:04PM, Apr. 18, 2007

Okay. It's magical..ly retarded. Whoa!

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

Posted at 4:04AM, Apr. 19, 2007

granted but the truat officer comes and arrests you.

i wish for $1000000 (not stolen from a bank)

Posted at 6:04AM, Apr. 19, 2007

granted, You get aresst for forgery of money.

I wish i had a cookie.

Posted at 8:04AM, Apr. 19, 2007

Granted. But for the ultimate irony the cookie eats you.

I wish my RPG site was popular.

Posted at 3:04PM, Apr. 19, 2007

granted but all the fighters team up on you.

i wish i wasnt as hated as i am.

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 19, 2007

People love you so much, they must rip you apart to get a part of you.

I wish I had more friends :(

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 19, 2007

Granted but your "friends" are cannibals and eat you for dinner!

i wish i was pure evil and immortal!

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 19, 2007

Granted. Using your evil, you destroy the world, then go across the universe to destroy more worlds. But the problem is you have to wait 1000 years just to reach Mars. By the time you come near intelligent aliens, they blast you off into deep space and you have to float forever. By now, you've gone completely insane.

I wish I could go back in time to kill Bill Gates, so I could give people a good version of Microsoft