Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 19, 2007

Granted but when you are now a billionaire company CEO, some guy on a forum makes a wish that he can go back in time and kill you. Congratulations, you started a never ending cycle of time travel and murder

Greenbot wishes Aussie Kid didn't post the same exact time he did so Greenbot would have to delete his old post and reply to his.

Posted at 5:04AM, Apr. 20, 2007

Granted. But he posts somthing that owns you badly.

I wish for more wishes.

Posted at 6:04AM, Apr. 20, 2007

Granted but the all backfire. (don't they all?)

I wish I was Shadow the hedgehog.

Posted at 8:04AM, Apr. 20, 2007

Granted but you have a nasty habbit of stealing people's golden rings.

I wish I could pass my exams without even having to try.

Posted at 8:04AM, Apr. 20, 2007

Granted, but you get expelled for bad behavior.

I wish I wasn't tired.

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 20, 2007

granted but you're so awake you never get back to sleep, and you go insane from a lack of sleep

i wish i could get people tobelieve sonic was gay!

Posted at 2:04PM, Apr. 20, 2007

granted but you're so awake you never get back to sleep, and you go insane from a lack of sleep

i wish i could get people tobelieve sonic was gay!

Posted at 7:04PM, Apr. 20, 2007

Granted. The Japanese attack you with pitchforks.

I wish I had just enough money for new shoes.

Posted at 7:04AM, Apr. 21, 2007

granted, but you end up setting a fashion trend and everybody loves you except one person. the guy who was the fashion trend before you gets mad and assassinates you.

i wish i could kill people legally!

Posted at 5:04PM, Apr. 21, 2007

Granted, a law is passed that allows everyone to kill each other. Blood runs as rivers down the streets and the economy collapses. You have fun killing one person… but then their canabalistic comes to get you!

I wish I were a god… a vengeful god!

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 21, 2007

Granted, but then Kratos (god of war, GOW2) kills you because he has to kill gods.

i wish I was a character in Naruto!

Posted at 5:04AM, Apr. 23, 2007

Granted but you die before you can injoy it.

I wish mid-boss was real!

Posted at 9:04AM, Apr. 23, 2007

granted. but he kills you.

I wish I knew what was going on.

Posted at 9:04AM, Apr. 23, 2007

Granted. You know what's going on here and everywhere else. In fact you know what's going on everywhere on the planet at this very moment. You are aware of all truths and no longer capable of believing any lie anyone has told you to make you feel safe or happy. Now, so fully aware, you curl up in your closet and refuse to go out for fear of global warming, Africanized bees, spinach, WMDs, and air.

I wish I could finish my term paper.

Posted at 10:04AM, Apr. 23, 2007

Granted. But you rush to finish it and you get an F. You commit suicide because it was your only chance to pass for the year.

I wish this game wasn't so evil.

Posted at 4:04PM, Apr. 23, 2007

Granted, the wishes are no longer ruined. Everyone gets bored and the thread dies.

I wish I had a bazooka

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 23, 2007

Not knowing how to use it, you shoot yourself in the face.

I wish I knew a good movie to watch…

Posted at 6:04AM, Apr. 24, 2007

Granted. You get to watch 'Charby the Vampirate: The Movie'. You die from the sheer awesomeness.

I wish for an orgasm (Have fun with that one people)

Posted at 9:04AM, Apr. 24, 2007

(i honestly hope that was just a joke)

Granted, but it turns out it someone of the same sex who gave it to you!

I wish people weren't as perverted as they are.

Posted at 9:04AM, Apr. 25, 2007

Granted, the world no longer has sex and the population dies because of your selfishness. Good job idiot.

I wish the person I just said that to wasn't offended.

Posted at 12:04PM, Apr. 25, 2007

Granted, but it's only after i kick your ass! haha!

I wish I was Sonny Prower!

Posted at 8:05PM, May. 1, 2007

granted, but the only thing that's changed is your legal name.

I wish I lived in Penguin Village and was one of the main characters in Dr Slump

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 2, 2007

Granted but you die cause of your robot dauther.

I wish for a wish that would not kill me.

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 2, 2007

the wish wont kill you, but you are transported into an alternate dimension!

i wish i was a prinny!

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 2, 2007

granted but then i pick you up and throw you

i wish you weren't so gay