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AQua_ng
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Okay. But you have to live a life of nothing but rice. Bowls and bowls of rice.

I wish for global warming to be non-existant.

vgman
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To bad im laharl!

i wish i didnt have to kill you for that

DarkHunter
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granted, but your compter at the school get a hell of alot of viruses, Porn (just to get you into trouble) , and Spam mail 24/7


I wish for Pokemon to rule the world, and me at there side, and they cant kill me and no one can kill me , and no on can get rid of us!!!!!

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granted for one day youre wish comes true but the next day the sun explodes killing you all.

i wish someon created a wormhole

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granted. You go to cyaian mountain and join the Stargate program. On your first mission through the Wormhole you get shot and kill by a jaffa.

I wish I was a member of the Stargate Program.

AQua_ng
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Congrats, you've made it in. You'll be in the 'expendable members' division.

I wish that there were less pollution.

Maulgryve
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Granted. You are transported back through time to 20 minutes ago.

I wish the person who grants my wish, won't get their wish granted.

DarkHunter
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Granted. i wish for nothingness



I wish for nothing ness or Oblivien

ZeroVX
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Granted, but then you die in an incredibly cool way.

I wish that school was over for summer.

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granted some one knocks him out and stores him in closet until vacation starts.


wishes for a chili dog

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Granted, but it's undercooked and you get food poisoning so bad you crap out your intestines.

I wish for the next person to get a happy ending with their wish (And I get one as well)

ZeroVX
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Granted, but you don't get any games.

I wish for Bush to actually get a brain.

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granted but bush get's impeached. ( kicked out)

i wish for a hot naked chik to sit on my lap

Triss
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Granted. A little baby chicken sits in your lap without wearing any clothes. o_O

I wish for a new school bag.

ZeroVX
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Granted, but it's made from marijuana and you're arrested for illegal substance use.

I wish for a million, billion, trillion, fortfillion, skillion, bajillion more wishes!!!

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the magical power of the wishes are to much straun on your body and you blow up

I wish for a muffin

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granted but the muffin get's incenterated by a power plat explosion.

i wish that i had more roast beef!!!!

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