Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 10, 2007

granted. You get all the roast beef you want. You get so much you get crushed under it's weight.

I wish I could blow up the Stoney Creek Inn.

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 10, 2007

granted but a board fly's through your head

i wish for a pet fly!

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 10, 2007

granted but it gets eaten by frogger.

I wish the next person is traped in the first frogger game.

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 10, 2007

granted but as the tried to fit me in the frogger game it broke.

i wish that i had a beautiful Human Woman give me a lapdance!

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 10, 2007

granted she also a serial killer she gives you one then kills you

I wish that My comic wouldnt have been frozen

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 10, 2007

Granted. Now it's been BURNINATED!

I wish for some gloves.

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 10, 2007

Granted. But not only are they each the size of a small house, rendering them unusable, they each come in house sized plastic bags. You promptly ignore the warning label and crawl into the plasic bag, dubbing it your new home, Fernando XV. It's all great fun. Until you suffocate and die.

I wish for a tablet. A big, Intuos tablet.

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 11, 2007

granted a humongous tablet falls on you and kills you

I wish for control over the wheather

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 11, 2007

granted but when you go to smite someone you ignore the fact that he is below you and smit your self as well

i wish for drunk duck to be more coplex!

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 11, 2007

granted the drunk duck is now so intracit and complex that to even get to the main page you have to submit a request to recive the request form to request the test that you have to take to obtain a license to recive a request form for a password that will allow you to enter another test that will grant you acces to the main page.

i wish someone could explain what i just said

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 11, 2007

Granted, but the explination is so crappy that everyone is even more confused than before.

I wish that Venom would get his own movie.(seriously, wouldn't that kick ass?)

Posted at 10:05PM, May. 13, 2007

Granted, but it's done even worse than 'Batman and Robin'.

I wish that Tim Burton and Michael Keaton were never kicked off the 'Batman' movies

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 14, 2007

Granted, but the future versions become so depressing that you eventually commit suicide.

I wish for a laptop computer.

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 14, 2007

granted but its cursed and it steals your soul

I wish for 10 really hot chicks

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 14, 2007

I wish for global and universal harmony.

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 14, 2007

granted but its cursed and it steals your soul

I wish for 10 really hot chicks

Granted to crispy fried baby chick's fall onto you lap

AQua_ng Edit: That image of a bucket of chicken was me granting his wish of hot chicks.

I wish for global and universal harmony.

granted but that means aliens invade earth and take over and kill all..

i wish thaT I had a perfect laser gun that cannot kill the person holding it!

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 15, 2007

Granted. but the person that you point it at kills you.

I wish for the next person to post to get there wish granted.

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 15, 2007

granted…i wish that zoro died.

i wish that hell came out of the pit's of the earth.

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 15, 2007

Granted, but you die of a heart attack before you see it happen.

I wish my brother wasn't so arrogant.

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 16, 2007

granted he becomes a genius finds you uneccesray and kills you

I wish the bleach games would come out in america

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 16, 2007

granted but it is all in Japanese which you can not read muhahahahaahhahahahaaha!

i wish for to that i was in Uk with my Gf

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 17, 2007

granted your there but you find out shes a lesbian

I wish I had x-ray vision

Posted at 2:05PM, May. 17, 2007

Granted, but your X-Ray vision becomes so powerful, that you can't turn it off, and you die of emberassment after seeing too much nakedness.

I wish for the PS3 to not cost so much.

Posted at 8:05PM, May. 17, 2007

Granted, but the only game availible for the next ten years is a recreation of "E.T. the Extra Terrestrial for the Atari 2600" in all it's pixelated shame.

I wish for some cookies.

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 18, 2007

granted but they are full of sugar and make you extreamly hyper you are so hyper that you twitch when you walk and decide to walk across the bridge and look over the side and wwhen you do you twitch and fallin killing yourself.

i wish that mikeythebackmantis would hurry and grade my zombie survival.