Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 18, 2007

granted but you get locked from geting on Drunk Duck and will never know what it says.

I wish for Ice Cream.

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 18, 2007

granted but you get an ice cream headache and accidently stumble into the road and get hit by a car

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 18, 2007

hey you firgot to make a wish

I wish for white hair

Posted at 8:05PM, May. 18, 2007

Granted. Your hair becomes a white supremist and it starts shouting racist remarks through your mouth. People get fed up and kill you for it.

I wish to be able to make people do whatever I want them to and they could not resist me

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 21, 2007

granted you life life as normal…. women at your feet and ddoing whatever you want with them then you get the electric bill and you say aloud "fucking kill me" they abide by your command.

i wish for a indoor pool!

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 21, 2007

Granted, now your basement's flooded.

I wish to be able to understand Japanese.

Posted at 9:05PM, May. 21, 2007

Granted, but it's a version that's been dead for centuries, not modern Japanese.

I wish to be able to go the US

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 22, 2007

Granted, you're now in post-Hurricane-Katrina-New Orleans.

I wish for a time machine so I can go back to the age of the samurai so my ancient Japanese language-knowledge doesn't go to waste.

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 22, 2007

Granted, but you forgot the language and you could not understand any one

I wish for Groudon to rule the world with me by his side and he cant Kill or cross me. and no one can kill me or him

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 22, 2007

granted. you rule the earth for about 2 years then a rebelion rises up aginst you. you arn't worried because theres absolutely no way they can kill you. they meet you on a mountain top and fight you and gruodon. after a couple of hours you begin to get tired. suddenly a large tremor cracks open in the side of the mountain. you and groudon fall in the crack wich then closes. for the next 100 years you slowly decend thrught the searing hot multain lava to the core of the earth where the presser is incredibly intince (basicly the world is standing on you wich is about 6 sextillion tons or 6000000000000000000 tons). unfortunately nothing can kill either of you so you are doomed to suffer the weight and the seering heat from the lava.

i wish that online games had better graphics and more in depth player stories

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 22, 2007

Sure, but the other players will stop be swearing noob-like retards.

I wish I can play the Super Mario theme on the piano.

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 22, 2007

* granted but when the one minut left part comes you break your fingure trying to play it

i wish for a pool of gravy!

Posted at 5:05PM, May. 22, 2007

Granted, but so many insects, worms, humans, dolphins, lemmings, hippies, and other mammals drown in the pool, it is deemed an unholy cesspool of certain doom by many environmental health specialists.

I wish for a jetpack.

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 23, 2007

granted you have a jetpack but it needs a type of fule that wont be invented for another 100 years.

i wish i knew what i wanted to wish for.

Posted at 9:05AM, May. 23, 2007

granted, you know what to wish for, but its too late to wish it.

i wish for the end opf the world

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 23, 2007

Granted. Boom goes Mars. What? You wanted Earth. Oh well.

I wish for some foodstuff.

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 23, 2007

granted you step away from youre computer and lookoutside to see a plan crashing twoards youre house. you quickly run away from the soon to be crash sight. the plan crashes into the house and you slowly walk back. the plain has opend up and there are huge suplies of chips and canned foods.

i wish for a pen that dose all my written work for me.

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 23, 2007

Granted, but all the work is wrong.

I wish I could play the full Zelda theme on the piano.

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 24, 2007

granted but mario gets jelous and kills you

I wish I was 12 feet tall

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 24, 2007

Granted, but your body can't take the sudden growth spurt and you snap in two

I wish I had a little more ego

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 24, 2007

Granted, but wild monkeys sense it and attack you.

I wish I could whisile the intire Theme Song of StarGate SG1 Without messing up.

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 24, 2007

Granted and you think it so great you release it as an album. Then Star Gate sues you and you are force to live in poverty for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a giant gundam with pretty shiny hair and a tutu XD

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 24, 2007

Granted, but it gets pissed that you put it in a dress and it stomps on you.

I wish that SOMEONE WOULD HELP ME WITH MY COMIC! Seriously.

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 24, 2007

granted but the person wants control over it and kills you for it

I wish kakashi and sakura would date in naruto

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 24, 2007

Granted but she ends up havig an afair with Sasuke and everyone thinks he's a bit of a pedo.

I wish the Naruto dub wasn't so annoying