Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 12:05AM, May. 25, 2007

Granted: It's in a language you don't understand, but like the sound of.

I wish I would never get cold.

Posted at 6:05AM, May. 25, 2007

granted now you get crhonic nose bleed's and the flu when ever you usually would get a cold.

what if zoro had a kid? (be serious)

Posted at 4:05AM, May. 26, 2007

I dont know who your talking about…

I wish I was insane,had every disease known to man,was hated by all so i was left alone,deaf,blind,braindead,had no arms or legs,was 5,000 pounds over weight,and died a tragic,slow,painful,death alone,and that noone came to my funeral,was sent to hell, and was tortured an eternity of pain, and horror.

HA! you can't get any thing else bad out of that!!! or can you? come on…I dare ya!

Posted at 8:05AM, May. 26, 2007

granted but in hell satan makes you his bitch

I wish sasuke would die

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 26, 2007

Granted,but you die also and Satan makes you his bitch too.HA!

I wish i was insane.

Posted at 1:05PM, May. 26, 2007

Granted, but it was Cthulhu who turned you insane, also making you his mind-slave.

[spoiler] I wish you could read this. [/spoiler]

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 26, 2007

Granted. But every one kills you for making them work

I wish I had a stepford wife who was incredibly loyal to me

Posted at 7:05PM, May. 26, 2007

[spoiler] Granted, but your best friend kills you, because he is so jealous. [/spoiler]

I wish that we could change our passwords.

Posted at 1:05AM, May. 27, 2007

Okay, but I get to make them up.

I wish I didn't have this sore throat.

Posted at 5:05AM, May. 27, 2007

Granted, but now you have strep throat. Which is about fifty times worse.

I wish that I didn't have to take my turn.

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 27, 2007

Granted, but then you miss your chance to confuse everyone with a different wish.

I wish for a random superpower.

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 27, 2007

You get…the power of throwing up worms.

I wish I wasn't feeling so sick.

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 27, 2007

granted,but a plane lands on your house a few minutes later.

I wish I had a news paper.

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 27, 2007

Granted, but Rosie O Donell is on the front page, causing your eyes to burn.

I wish 2+2=fish.

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 27, 2007

Granted,but you have to go back to grade school,becuase it turns out you failed first grade.
I finally got my scanner running.

I wish life was a comic.

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 27, 2007

Granted, but it's a SPRITE COMIC!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

I wish 2+2=6.

Posted at 4:05PM, May. 27, 2007

granted, but now all your teachers are freaking out because all their life they taught 2+2=4 and now they find you and kill you for changing it.

I wish I had an ice cream cone

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 27, 2007

Granted, but it's Pistachio!!!

After reading all this; I wish 2+2=4.

Posted at 8:05PM, May. 27, 2007

Granted,you have to take first grade AGAIN, because you faled after marking everything, 2+2=fish and 2+2=6…

i wish Dragons ruled the world.

Posted at 8:05PM, May. 27, 2007

Granted, but then I woke from my slumber, and killed them all.

I wish for nothing.

Posted at 10:05AM, May. 28, 2007

Granted, you get SQUAT!

I wish I was an Ent.

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 28, 2007

Granted, but the wish-granter misheard you, and he turned you into an ant.

I wish for a million dollars.

Posted at 11:05AM, May. 28, 2007

Granted, a large pile on money has appeared somewhere in the Pacific.

I wish for a clean pair of socks.

Posted at 12:05PM, May. 29, 2007

Granted,but the wish granter misheard you.You are now owner of a clean pair of rocks, merry christmas.

I wish I was a pebble.

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 29, 2007

Granted, you are swept into the sea and never heard from again.

I wish that my brother wasn't an arrogant pr….pinhead.(This may sound familiar to some of you)