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Arcan
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I wish I had immortality.

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Granted, but since you didn't grant the wish of the person before you, you LOSE YOUR IMMORTALITY!! MUAHAH

I wish I had rabies! :D

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You get rabies. Then you die. Stinks for you.

I wish I could make a good comic! :)

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you make a good comic everyones extreme jealousness can only end in your demise…



i wish god was apancake…w00t

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Granted. Nothing exists now. Ass.(haha, kidding)

I wish I had l33t geetah sk33lz

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bless you



i wish my brother would stop with his incessent playing of FF VII music in the background…

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Granted. Your brother dies. Good for you.

I wish I could eat a delicious cookie.

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Granted. Although, you must kill some people for the ingrediants.

I wish I will have a wonderful christmas :D

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Granted. Your christmas will be wonderful… 20 years from now! Now, you must deal with the worst christmas ever.

I wish I had infinite wishes.

Chibijo
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granted but you die when your about to make your 2nd wish.

I wish for people to go to the "objection game" i posted in the forum games

Glarg
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Granted, but it gets so filled up you cant even see your own post.


I wish people would come to my forums T_T

Chibijo
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Grannted but the people fill your forums up that you can't see your post! Then i see my post on my "Obection game"!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


I wish for people to go to the "Objection game" i posted in the forum games

PS:no really go to my "Objection game oh plz!!!!

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uuurrgghhhhh overload too many requests to go to your forum….*head explodes all oover screen*


i wish you would stop telling people to go to your forum…

Glarg
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OH god i wish i could grant that! But instead you get alittle chicken bobblehead doll.

I wish i could fly!

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Granted, you fly…off of a cliff.

I wish I had a magical kitty that made the world smile.

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the world smiles and everyones blinding smile melts the polar ice caps everything floods…yada, yada, yada…



i wish you would shut up!!!

Glarg
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Gran-ted but then you get bored and try to watch tv, no noise, Video games, no noise, Forums, no posts. What kind of hell have you created!

I wish i had a plate of spicey buffalo wings.

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granted it gives you killer heart burn(literally)and you die…



i wish you wouldnt type so small…

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Granted. Now we type really big. Happy now?

I wish I could be happy.

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Wish granted. You are overcome with so much happiness. You run outside and start singing and dancing with glee. Unfortunately, you didn't see that 18-wheeler speeding toward you as you moonwalked into the street.

I wish that I could be an astronaut.

Glarg
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Granted! You are put on a rocketship and sent into the atmosphere, But a window cracks and all of the air escapes. Everyone is forced out and by the sheer pressure of the pull they are liquidfyed, all except you, You run of of air and your head explodes, To top it all off the Spaceship crashes Incinerating whatever is left of your body and a town in Canada so that any hope of reviving you is no more….Until a person finds your Eyeball and sells it on EBAY!


I wish, I wish, i was a fish!

Glarg
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Granted, but theres nothing keeping it there so it falls on your head and random shards of it go into your skull. This continues for a while and soon you get brain damage.


I wish i could never die!

Brinx
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Granted but since you never die you live through judgement day and your then floating in space holding your breath and you then loose consious and soon you go into a black hole and through there you finally die.

I wish I had a drinking fountain that only has sprite.

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Granted. But the sprites are crappy 8-bit ones from really bad games.

I wish more people cared that this is the 100th post.

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