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wish grsnted except you didnt feed them and dicided to bite you oh did i forget to say how poison and eadly they are?

i wish i was a 16 year old boy

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wish granted just look up above but he then forgot how much money had\

i wish i had infanite money

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wish granted but you got the death penalty 2 days later

i wish fern was nice to me once in a while

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Granted. She/He is so nice to you that you kill yourself.


I wish people would exept that I'm a girl.

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wish granted everyone in the world know your a girl…but 2 years later they had to kill all girls :)

i wish i had a chao of my own

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Granted, you're so nice to him you eventually become obsessed with him and start stalking him.

I wish my brother was at summer camp this summer.

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Granted, but you slowly go into obscurity, never to be heard from again.

Granted! Unfortunately this is the year Jason returns…

This is bad, how?

I wish for an ice cream sandwich.

bluebot092
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wish granted but you are sent to court the next day

i wish i was chuck norris

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Granted. Your name is legally changed to "chuck norris", but the Chuck Norris beats you up for stealing his name.

I wish I had a potato.

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Granted, but everybody knows Potatoes have small dicks.

I wish something would prevent me from ever use my running "small dicks" gag in this forum again.

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Granted, Jesus is in your team. But upon noticing Jesus in your team, the opposition hire God who changes the reality of the game so that they win no matter what.

I wish fern were a girl so I could totally do her.

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wish granted fern is a girl but you didnt wish to know here she was so you dont know anything about her so you cant do her

i wish i was the tails doll

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Granted, but you are made of a cheap fabric and therefore suck.

I wish I understood what the fuck bluebot said after "wish granted".

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Granted You are jesus' half brother but you get jelous of Jesus being your brother and sibling rivalry forces you to try to be better than him and that sends you to hell

I wish I has anime hair

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granted. It's so tall and spikey that you lose balance and fall into some one you care about head first. You hair then spears them.

I wish people stopped using 'l33t' speak

Adenn
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Granted everyone gets more literate so litereate that we cant understand them and and everyone dies

I wish I had a coke

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Granted, but to wake up you shall need a kiss from a fair maiden. (Lefarce)

I wish I could have my hair as long as ozones. lol!

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