Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 2:07AM, Jul. 4, 2007

wish granted but its so bit that it gets cought on a building and it gets pulled off your scalp :)

i wish fern would fuck off

Posted at 2:07AM, Jul. 4, 2007

Refused, you suck.

I wish bluebot didn't suck so much.

Posted at 4:07AM, Jul. 4, 2007

Granted, now YOU suck too much.

I wish Bekefel wasn't such an ass.

Posted at 5:07AM, Jul. 4, 2007

Granted, but I become so awesome that you fall in love with me and I have kick your ass for coming onto me when I am blatantly not gay.

I wish I was Eddie Vedder.

Posted at 6:07AM, Jul. 4, 2007

granted, but i dont know who that is, so you are now a hobo.

i wish for 6 computer monitors working on my one computer :D

(and the monitors have to all be 30" really good ones)

Posted at 8:07AM, Jul. 4, 2007

Six computer monitors get shipped to you but they all are loaded with hot pixels.

I wish for a hot dog with some mustard and relish. and some French fries on the side. crunchy ones with some good spices.

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 4, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately it was made by me.

I wish blue' would stop caring whether I make fun of him or not. It's only a forum, get over it!

Posted at 11:07AM, Jul. 4, 2007

Granted Blue stops caring so you stop making fun of him and start to make fun of me but then I claw your eyes out cuz I dont take that shit

I WISH I HAD A PONY!!! :D

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 4, 2007

Granted. The pony likes the taste of human flesh and has razor sharp teeth though.

I wish Um….I wish….hmm….well darn I know i wish for something…

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 4, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately you managed to make blue' whine and cry in the process and has now given you a "1" in your comic.

I wish for people to lighten-up and stop taking things seriously!!!

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 4, 2007

Granted, but the first time you start choking to death everybody just laughs at you and says get real…your not serious.

i wish for a million dollars.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 4, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately due to taxes, you only receive half of that! Which means that you cannot even buy a decent house in Los Angeles!

I wish to be called ferndog.

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 4, 2007

Granted, except everyone assumes that you're black afterwards, and starts releasing "n-words" after you.

I wish for a purpose in life.

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 4, 2007

Granted! Your purpose on life shall be the counselor of video game addicts as featured on Dateline…

I wish to visit that awsum Kwik-E-Mart store!

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 4, 2007

wish granted you go but it is so quick you stoped to tie your shoe and got ran over a crowd going 10 mph

i wish i was a pimp

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 4, 2007

Wish granted,but more or less a gimp than a pimp.

I wish I had something to do tomorrow

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 4, 2007

Wish granted! Your house blew up today. Congratulations! You're cleaning tomorrow!

I wish I had a 2GB Memory Card.

Posted at 8:07PM, Jul. 4, 2007

Wish granted,but when you put it in the receiving slot,it snaps.

I wish I had "company" right now.

Posted at 4:07AM, Jul. 5, 2007

Granted, George Bush just showed up at your front door.

I wish my brother lived somewhere else.

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 5, 2007

Granted. He lives in the living room now.

I wish for Weird Al Yankovich's autograph.

Posted at 10:07AM, Jul. 5, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately Weird Al Yankovich's autograph is only redeemable in Chuck E Cheese coins.

I wish Nintendo would put one of my questions in Everybody Votes.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

Granted. But i ruin your wish in some quippy manor that you wouldn't have immagined.

I wish fern could have ruined my autograph wish in another way cause id never sell that autograph.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately Weird Al Yankovich's autograph was ruined because Weird Al Yankovich signed it.

In real-life I wuv W.A.Y.

I wish Al Sherman would come to life only to sue Weird Al Yankovich.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

granted, but as it turns out wierd al had just commit suicide and you are his only heir, and thusly you are thoroughly sued…

i wish i had a wish…

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

Granted! Unfortunately your wish was vetoed by the President.

I wish I could drink meat.