Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

granted…you choke on the 16 ounce steak as it comes into your mouth…

i wish my computer was faster so i could keep up with fern…

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

Granted! Your computer becomes so fast that fern eventually kills himself… Oddly enough, fern becomes a ghost only to post even faster than he ever did before!!!

I wish www.smashbros.com/en_us/index.html would stop updating daily and just release the damn game already!

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

Granted, except you never get a copy because they sell out on the release day.

I wish for a sword that doubles as a microphone.(I'm looking at my Dane Cook CD cover)

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

wish granted excpt while you were singing and playing with the micro sword you slice the cd in half them dan cook came to your house and killed you

i wish a sonic vs mario game would come out already

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

Granted, but because the production was rushed, the godforsaken company that decided to make such a game never tested it. The game has horrible graphics, jumpy controls, a wonky camera, and bugs galore. Also, contact with that game causes your skin to melt, your liver to liquify, and your thumbs to fall off.

I wish for some tortillas.

Posted at 5:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

Wish granted but then you find out the tortillas are poisonous and you choke from inflammation on the esophagus

Wish for a new pencil

Posted at 10:07PM, Jul. 5, 2007

Granted but you have nothing to sharpen it with

wish i knew how to put images on the forums

Posted at 4:07AM, Jul. 6, 2007

Granted, except Terminal doesn't like the ones you upload and bans you.

(Incidentally, it's that button that says "Image" )

[spoiler]I wish this was an actual spoiler.[/spoiler]

Posted at 5:07AM, Jul. 6, 2007

wish granted but when people see it they blow up NICE GOING!

i wish they made a sonic vs mario game that was tested

Posted at 5:07AM, Jul. 6, 2007

wish granted but when people see it they blow up NICE GOING!

i wish they made a sonic vs mario game that was tested

Posted at 5:07AM, Jul. 6, 2007

Granted, and it was an awesome game, but you are assassinated because you double-posted.

I wish BB didn't double-post.

Posted at 6:07AM, Jul. 6, 2007

Granted. He doesn't double post, but as compensation, everyone else does.

I wish I had friends.

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 6, 2007

Granted, except they're all emos.

I wish for Harry Potter to not die in the next book.

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 6, 2007

Granted, but to wish such a thing must make you gay and retarded.

I wish bluebot wasn't so crap at this game.

Posted at 7:07AM, Jul. 6, 2007

Granted, but surely such an event is a sign of the apocalypse.

I wish I had a nifty hat.

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

granted the hat talks and wont shut up and eventualy you get so annoyed that you burn the hat but then you find out that it was worth a million dollars so you are poor now.. and stuff

I wish I had the power of meat vision! :D

Posted at 12:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

Granted, but you ate too much meat and got fat.

I wish I had a PS3

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

granted the ps3 blows up… you die

I wish my hair haddnt been cut! D:

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

Your hair wasn't cut, but it got so long you tripped over them several times.

I wish my hair was cut.

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

your hair gets cut and you become bald and look like a freak… also the barber guy cut off your ear on "accident"

I wish I had the power of vivi the dark mage!

Posted at 1:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

You had the power but don't know how to use it and end up in the hospital.

I wish I had a refund.

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

Granted, but the Asian lady forgets to pay you the full amount.

I wish for a puppy.

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

Wish granted but its Clifford the Big Red Dog and it destroys you and your town.

I wish I had a charged iPod

Posted at 2:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

granted… the puppy has rabbies… you die

I WISH I HAD THE BEST COMIC ON THIS SITE!

Posted at 3:07PM, Jul. 6, 2007

Granted. It has so many devoted, rabid fans that when you kill a character, they come out to get you.

I wish I had 20/20 vision.