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jgib99
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Your wish is granted and you have a juice box with your most favorite flavor of juice. There is only one problem. The straw is gone. No straw means no drinking the juice. This makes you very angry because you are so very thirsty. You desperately search for a straw. You find one, but alas, a regular sized straw doesn't fit that small hole. You start to scream in anger. Then, for some reason that only God can explain, you spontaniously combust. And you never know the taste of the sweet nectar that is in the juice box. Oh, cruel fate.


I wish that I had a puppy.

kitty17
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Haha.
oh right…
Granted! The puppy ends up giving you rabies.

I wish I had some pizza

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granted…its evil pizza… with evil toppings…it even uses…PROCESSED CHEESE!!!!
and you dont eat it…



i wish people actually gave some thought to their idiotic wishes so that they dont always end up with the small peice…

Loud_G
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Granted. But now everyone has everything they ever wanted and they get lazy and die of boredom.

I wish I could actually sleep and wake rested.

Mister Mew
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Granted! Your head explodes from being such a good artist.


I wish I was a fish!

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Granted. You are now a fish, in the Delaware River.

I wish people would read my comics and I didn't inexplicably explode or implode from that wish coming true.

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granted…*goes to comics*…*spontaneously combusts* oh god!!!!!!



i wish that the whole world could live in peace and no one would ever get hurt and/or die…

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Granted. Your are now sexier to Necrophiliacs.

Wish I had a watermelon…

simonitro
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Granted but it has leeches inside disguising as the black seeds that would jump on your neck and drink all the fluids that you have.

I wish my mean streak will increase more!

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Granted. Now you're so mean, you walk around singing this song NON STOP

I'm so mean, I had a dream of beatin' myself up. 'Broke my nose, I broke my hand, I wrestled myself to the ground and then, I choked myself to death and broke the choke, and woke up. Aaaarrrrrrgh. I'm mean. You know what I mean. If you know what I mean, you'll know what I mean! I'm mean! Meaner than… , I sure am mean. Yeah, mean. I'm meaner than that. You know what I mean. I'm so damn mean! I'm mean!

I wish I could electrocute people… with my mind…

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granted,but since you went against my wish and some one died you shall feel the suffering
of all those you have hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




i wish people would actually read my wishes a grant them according to ALL of the conditions…

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i wish shplane didnt post in this forum…

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…well seeing as how i am rather quite mature and you are the one wanting to molest strangers you meet on the internet…i am afraid i cannot comply…




i wish it wasnt so wrong to be right







(and this is the only forum i post in so i dont much care if you spam all the others…)

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WhAt ShIfT kEy?



i wish shplane didnt whine somuch….

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i wish shplane wasnt so obsessed with final fantasy that he wont even post a wish…

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i wish aqua would…

Krensada
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Granted. He performs death defying tricks in a motorcycle cage.



I wish for a piece of broccoli.

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