Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

Granted, What you didn't know is it was radioactive, now you look like your avatar, exept for the sword.

Wish I didn't have so much work to do this saturday.

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 5, 2007

granted, you have so little work ou get bored and see what would happen if you soak in acid…you die…

i wish that i could do stuff….

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 6, 2007

Granted. You decide to count every piece of grass at the nearest park to you. Boy, that was a gigantic waste of time…

I wish my Ipod was fully functional, unable-to-be-stolen, indestructible and filled completely with songs that I really liked.

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Granted but you end up misplacing it somewhere in your room.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much… (I think I asked this before…meh…)

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Granted…but you never can come up with anything to not procrastinate on.

I wish for a working Wii, along with every game.

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Granted…but you never can come up with anything to not procrastinate on.

I wish for a working Wii, along with every game.

Granted. The first game you stick in is Wii Sports. Unknown to you, the game is defective, upon realizing this, you franticly try to eject the disc, this however causes you Wii to break. D:
Then, out of frustration, you snap your copy of Excite Truck in half. This causes a sharp fragment of the disc to hit you in the eye. You are now half-blind.

I WISH I HAD AMAZING DRAWING SKILLS

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Granted, but your hands fall off.

I wish for better spriting skills.

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Granted, but sprite bashers pounce upon you like rabid hyenas and eat your delicious spriter flesh.

I wish eating people wasn't illegal, so that I could do it without hiding it from the police.

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

… Granted. Somebody eats you.

I wish I could use Auto CAD on my home computer.

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Granted…you gain a pirated copy of Auto CAD…btu the internet police haul you off to federal prison where you face a fine of 25,000$ and five years in federal prison. while in there you share a cell with a guy named Bobo…and he likes your smile.

I wish I had a cup of coffee.

Posted at 11:09PM, Sep. 6, 2007

Granted but upon drinking it, your tongue burns off.

I wish I had an xbox 360…

Posted at 8:09AM, Sep. 7, 2007

Granted…you get an Xbox 360 which breaks a week after owning it. No refunds.

I wish chocolate was healthy.

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 7, 2007

Granted, but now, healthy stuff is the new chocolate. It is soon declared illegal by our government, which leads to bootleg stuff, life is unexpectedly hard on you, and you resort to selling apples. You unkowingly sell stuff on another guy's turf, which results in him shooting you. You take a bullet to the right lung, and die in the ambulence.
The murder is never solved and your grave lies, unavenged.

I wish I HAD TELEKINIESIS

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 7, 2007

Granted, but now, healthy stuff is the new chocolate. It is soon declared illegal by our government, which leads to bootleg stuff, life is unexpectedly hard on you, and you resort to selling apples. You unkowingly sell stuff on another guy's turf, which results in him shooting you. You take a bullet to the right lung, and die in the ambulence.
The murder is never solved and your grave lies, unavenged.

Hey! No wish!… *slashes him in two* MY wish time!

I wish the last person made a wish. (before me killing him)

Posted at 9:09AM, Sep. 7, 2007

lolgranted

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 7, 2007

Ok Granted! Put you don't know how to use it and your own power kill you.

I wish I could spell better.
I also wish Drunkduck had a spell checker.

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 7, 2007

Both Granted….but now your grammar sucks and there's no grammar checker.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 7, 2007

Granted! A wilded rabied dog attacks you.

I wish for a whatyoumacallit.

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 7, 2007

Granted but you have to give up you whosamawhatsit.

I wish I wasn't so short.

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 7, 2007

Granted, but now ed from fullmetal alumist hates you and kills you.

I wish I was Shadow.

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 13, 2007

granted, but it's the dead Shadow from my comic.

I wish I had a psychotic girlfriend. (hare fun, people!)

Posted at 5:09AM, Sep. 14, 2007

Granted! But after having an episode she chases you down the street into on coming traffic where the two of you dance between cars until finally she has an aneurysm, her spinal wall explodes, and she floods the whole freeway with psychotic brain juice thus killing everyone in the vicinity.

I wish I were I wish I might.

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 14, 2007

you are now might guy! too bad tho, you just got put in prison for being a pedophile (child fucker)

I wish my rp was more popular.

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 14, 2007

Granted! But only in France.

I wish I could stop Rob Zombie from making movies.

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 14, 2007

granted, but all the fans of Rob Zombie and his movies, including me, come and kill you.

I wish for something that you can't ruin!