Ruin A Wish game

Posted at 2:08AM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Granted! It was the perverted nuts whether you like it or not.

I wish Kitty had remembered to add me to her friends. XD

(sorry Kitty, I just noticed that you forgot and tend to remind people of these things in public for the sake of keeping my chaotic evil alignment from turning to neutral evil or chaotic neutral)

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Granted! Your computer then blows op ten seconds later.


I wish I wish I had a fish.

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Granted. You now wish you had a fish.

I wish for more milk.

Posted at 10:08AM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Granted! You drown in milk.


I wish I had ten dollers.

Posted at 12:08PM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Granted! The dollars are possessed by Satan and kill with paper cuts.

I wish my computer hadn't blown up.

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Granted but your home blows up instead

I wish the Wii had more games with online play

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Granted! But your head explodes two seconds later.


I wish for atom bombs!

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Granted, but theres a law stating people with Pokemon fetish who are in possesion of atom bombs are scentenced to death.

I wish I could go outside and buy a life…

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Granted! But6 this new life ends when all pokemon fan boys/girls murder you.


I wish my life wasn't so sad.:cry:

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Granted, but when things start looking up, a giant meteor summoned by thousands of Final Fantasy/Kingdom Hearts fanboys/girls crushes you. REVENGE! XD

I wish I could be bothered to go to sleep at night and wake up in the mornings…

Posted at 6:08PM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Not granted! None of the rest of us get sleep, so neither do you!

I wish I had spiky hair so that I could attain Ultimate Power!!

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Granted! Someone discovers your source of power and are thus completly shaven.

I wish summer hadn't passed so quickly

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Granted! Summer never ends and you end up dieing of heat stroke.

I wish mah cupcakes was more tasteh!!

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Granted! The cupcake was so tasty that you eventually went mad trying to find another cupcake half as tasty as that one… The cops eventually found you naked on the side of the road… dead.

I wish I knew the meaning of shoes.

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Granted! The meaning of shoes is to beat people with them. Unfortunately, you're dumb enough to beat Chuck Norris with one. 'Nuff said.

I wish I wasn't so unloved.

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Granted! You die from being overly loved.

I wish for pie

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Granted! The pie explodes like everything else on this thread.

I wish that things didn't explode on this thread so much.

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Granted! Everything implodes from now on.

I wish I had teleporting powers

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Granted! Everything implodes from now on.

Didn't you read my thread about Implosions and Explosions? You just made my wish work BETTER!

Oh, and…

Granted! You teleport into the core of the earth.

I wish I was better at ruining wishes.

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 13, 2007

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I remember reading the thread, just not what you prefered.
Granted! You end up ruining your own wishes.

I wish my short term memory was better…

Posted at 8:08PM, Aug. 13, 2007

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Granted! Your short term memory eats your long term memory, so now you can only remember things from the last 5 seconds, albeit that you can remember those 5 seconds REALLY WELL.

I wish mah pants fit.

Posted at 2:08PM, Aug. 17, 2007

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granted, they fit your mom…


i wihs i could be forever able…

Posted at 7:08PM, Aug. 17, 2007

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Granted, you keep typing in ellipses for ever.

Posted at 12:08AM, Aug. 18, 2007

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You did not post a wish :( I am sad.


I wish for clean socks.

Posted at 9:08AM, Aug. 18, 2007

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Granted. Your socks are so clean, they can only exist in another dimension.

I wish I had another juice box…