Ruin A Wish game

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 14, 2007

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Granted! You now have Richard Simmons and SHplane as your personal sex slaves.

(btw Rob Zombie's music owns hard. His movies however suck the fat ass)

I wish KHIII would come out already.

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 14, 2007

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granted, but because you rushed it, the game sucks donkey nuts (an expression me and a couple friends came up with)

I wish people would quit thinking I'm gay. (doesn't bother me that much, just don't like people thinking that)

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 14, 2007

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Granted! But in turn you will actually become gay and no one will believe you.

I wish my hate could consume souls… well more souls.

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 26, 2007

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Granted but the only souls you consume are from skunks and you end up stinking.

I wish I had invented the wheel and patented it.

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 26, 2007

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granted. as such, you changed history, and now Hitler rules the world. we are all forced to say HAIL HITLER! Damn you.

Wish I had a girlfriend (like Blaze, a catgirl)

Posted at 8:09PM, Sep. 26, 2007

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Granted. Enjoy your brand new Kathy Bates.

I wish I could manifest the things in my mind and form all to my will.

Posted at 7:09AM, Sep. 28, 2007

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Granted. Now things manifest in your mind, thus immediately destroying it. Because it's now lodged in your brain.

I wish college wasn't such a pain in the ass.

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 28, 2007

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granted. Now it's too easy, and the diplomas don't mean shit. Now jobs that required a college diploma will forever be out of yours, and everyone esle's, reach.

I wish for 100% access to my brain.

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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Granted! Happy Anuerism!

I wish for 1000 wishes of my choice to be granted to my exact specifications with no repercussions or fail safes.

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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granted but forget all the things you wanted to wish for in the first place

i wish that i had an all country passport

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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Granted! But once you reach your first destination you lose it and get beaten to death by angry hillbillies that hate illegal immigration.

I wish emo's would stop cutting so shallow. Deep cuts people, deep cuts.

Posted at 2:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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Granted, now they take out all their suffering on you

I wish pie… lots of, lots of pie…

Posted at 3:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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granted but when your wish happens you have a heartr attack because of a clogged arterie caused by eating way to many pies…

i wish to be able to perfect beast and the harlet on guitar hero II.

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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You get shot for misspelling Harlot.

You prefect the song, but then you have to play a song 100x as difficult.

I wish I had the game Rock Band, with the drums.

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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granted but the ps2 explodes when you put it in

i wish that i had a game consol that allowed you to play every kind of game

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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granted, but it's so big, you can't get in the same room, and the cords aint long enough to reach into the other room.

I wish for a 360, Wii, halo 3, and Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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granted but they ar pirated and you get sent to prison

i wish for perfect sword that could not harm me

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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Wish Granted, But it was too perfect if found nothing to live for and destroyed itself. And a peice of shrapnel got lodged in your eye.

I wish I had a Wish that had a Wish for the wish that wished to be wished on the wish of the wisher and thus wishing to wish I had wished on wishing then wish to wish on a wish of wishings.

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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granted, but you get shot in the head.

I wish i had TOKYOPIMP'S BIOLOGICAL MOM AS A SLAVE!

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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Granted. But Abraham Lincoln Bitch slaps you and frees her.

I wish for a nickel

Posted at 7:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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- you cannot have my mother as a slave she is good lookin yes but no you may NEVER have her as a slave damnit-

you play with it n your mouth and swallow it and you choke to death

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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You died. For not Wishing

I wish you'd remember

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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He dose and you die for reading it.

I wish for a new CD player.

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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CD players are too expensive, settle for an iPod

I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish!

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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You get, you get, you get your fish, but it swims away.

I want power. And put it in wish form!