Ruin A Wish game

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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ok, you get more wishes. too bad that first one was the only one that counted.

I wish I was able to hang someone up by their balls on a tree limb.

Posted at 9:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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After many failed attempts, you find that testicles don't hold. Then you're beat up by a bunch of castrated men.

I wish. Indeed, I wish.

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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Indeed you do. Granted. You now have the ability to wish. Although it will never come true.


I wish someone would beat the hell out of Ashton Kutcher.

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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Granted. I do it. That's one wish I WON'T ruin!

I wish for more american readers for my comic.

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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Sorry, America prefers people being publicly humiliated by Simon Cowell and not actual cool stuff.

I wish I was the second coming of Christ and didn't know it.

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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Granted, but you're killed by the anti-christ before you find out. TAKE THAT, JESUS!

I wish I could go to hell!

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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Granted! I'll be right there to get ya.

I wish Surge didn't taste green.

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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Granted! It now tastes yellow ochre.

I wish Megaman Star Force had a plotline where people die.

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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Granted! All characters die in the opening credits and then it's over. Forever.

I wish that damn duck would stop looking at me with those "come hither" eyes…

Posted at 10:09PM, Sep. 28, 2007

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Granted. He doesn't need to anymore. He's raping you.

I wish my mom named me Alphonse.

Posted at 7:09AM, Sep. 29, 2007

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Granted, but you completely die trying to bring her back from the dead.

I wish I could go to Hell. (Shin, you didn't ruin my wish well enough.)

Posted at 10:09AM, Sep. 29, 2007

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Fine… allow me to ruin your wish.

You get raped and killed by very muscular guy and go to hell. While there Satan decides that the guy who killed you did SUCH a good job, that Satan has him killed so he can do the same thing to you again for all of eternity

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I wish I had a banana

Posted at 12:09PM, Sep. 29, 2007

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Cannibalism is wrong, and you're a banana.

I wish I would die a horrendous death. (please ruin this)

Posted at 2:09AM, Sep. 30, 2007

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Granted! You die a very amusing death involving a beach ball, three clowns, a series of hilarious seizures, nazi fascists, and cancer… funny cancer… like ass cancer. That's amusing right?

I wish you could torch myspace.com out of existence. All of it…

Posted at 4:09PM, Sep. 30, 2007

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Granted… but they all come here and ruin the duck.

I wish I could be Metman!

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 30, 2007

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Granted. Michael Jackson recently developed a liking to these metmen. He's in the next room…


I wish I could in no way never not not not screw Heidi Klum.

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 30, 2007

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But you did.

I wish for a world that I could do with what I want.

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 30, 2007

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Granted. You are now a Dark Cloud fanboy.

I wish megaman wasn't killed by spikes.

Posted at 5:09PM, Sep. 30, 2007

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Granted, now plain ground kills him. Now you can't finish the game.

I wish I could wish.

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 30, 2007

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You wish you could wish and when you wished that wish that wish became a wish come true. But because you wished that wish as your one and only wish, that wish you wished was the first and last wish you'll ever wish.

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wish is a funny word.


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I wish I had a cake, and a person who won't ruin this wish in a really stupid way like "lololol its poison lololol" or "for no reason i can think of you die."

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 30, 2007

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The cake isn't poison. In fact, it's the complete opposite of poison, and it turns you into an immortal. However, being immortal means that you have to literally live forever, even when the world explodes. 1 trillion years later, when everyone else is in Heaven or Hell, you've drifted into a black hole and curse God for not letting you die.


I wish that I could do ASCII.

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 30, 2007

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Granted, but no one can read it and someone thinks you insaulted them. That person comes and kill you.

I wish for… Cookies!

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 30, 2007

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Bad rage no cookies.

I wish Rage no was bad Rage.

Posted at 6:09PM, Sep. 30, 2007

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Granted but then there is Zeke. He does every bad and drives you crazy.

I wish for a better computer.

Posted at 8:10PM, Oct. 1, 2007

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ok, granted, you get your better computer, but it doesn't have enough memory to run, and it crashes as soon as you try to make your comic.

Btw, I had that problem with my computer. I got more memory now though!