Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 8:10PM, Oct. 1, 2007

ok, granted, you get your better computer, but it doesn't have enough memory to run, and it crashes as soon as you try to make your comic.

Btw, I had that problem with my computer. I got more memory now though!

A dunk in Tar cause of no wish.

I wish for a bigger Flash Drive.

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 2, 2007

Granted. A big, morbidly obese man flashes you while you're being driven by an easily distracted person, and you veer off the road into a lake.

I wish for nothing.

Posted at 12:10PM, Oct. 2, 2007

Granted. You got nothing. Then you realize that this game has gone on long enough and you have been watching this thread for far too long. So you decide to go outside, and are instantly burned to death by the sun because of lack of exposure.

More noodles.

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 2, 2007

Granted. The noodles come and they're evil noodles and they kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and WAAAAARRRRRRGH EEEVIL EEEEEEEEEEEVILLLL EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL DOOOO NOOOOOOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WISHES TEH NOODLZ NO KILL MEEEE!!!!!

Posted at 7:10PM, Oct. 2, 2007

Okay.

You die of dynestary.

I wish I could get the gold. D:

Posted at 8:10PM, Oct. 2, 2007

granted…but…

ITZ N00B GOLD!
NOW UR A N00B!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I could stop doing this.

Posted at 9:10AM, Oct. 4, 2007

Granted! Your Photoshop breaks, and your computer blows up. Your parents find you with the said exploded computer, and assumes it happened from you over loading it with hentai, and they put you up for adoption, you become emo, and go into a drug induced coma.

I wish I was happy, Lived forever, and didn't feel any other emotion.

Posted at 9:10AM, Oct. 4, 2007

Granted! You become an immortal masochist. While being extremely happy, you still undergo overwhelming physical pain without the mercy of death, which isn't an emotion. The World eventualy gets sucked into the Sun, and you live to see it due to your immortality. Your eternally-incinerated living corpse lives inside a dead star for a couple billion or trillion years…but you think it's kinda cool.

I wish MOOOOOO!!!!

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 5, 2007

Granted you are now a cow…just be carful with the bull behind you it looks weird.

I wish Paint heros would update.

Posted at 6:10PM, Oct. 5, 2007

Granted. But It's Not That popular anyway, so no one really cares. That much.

PANTS!!!

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 7, 2007

since the last guy didnt make a wish ill make one

i wish i had another wish

Posted at 6:10AM, Oct. 9, 2007

granted but i shoot you before ya make it

i wish pokemon and all that gay shit was never invented

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 9, 2007

Granted, but I hit you because there is one, and ONLY one, good pokemon. all other pokemon fans kill you.

I wish Tokyopimp wasn't such a jackass (not because of that post, with the exception of the one pokemon, I agree with him. I mean in general.)

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 9, 2007

granted but i become a serial killer instead and blows you to your little house on the prarie lol

i wish people would stop thinking i am mean!

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 9, 2007

Granted, but since you imply your parents think you're mean, they'll think you're someone else and put you up for adoption while they look for their real son.

I wish the impossible quiz wasn't impossible

Posted at 10:10AM, Oct. 9, 2007

granted but the universe gets a a giant rip in the fabric of time. and every one is floating in a blank white nothingness

Posted at 3:10PM, Oct. 9, 2007

Granted, your perfect sword can't harm you… But others can.

I wish my Dreamcast was still working.

Posted at 3:10AM, Oct. 10, 2007

wish granted. but after you played 1 level of a sonic game, mario came into your house and killed you.

i wish school wasnt real

Posted at 6:10AM, Oct. 10, 2007

granted now every one is stupid and think they can fly people start jumping of skyscrapers to prove it. you are the smartest person in the world…. people still have jealousy and 20 p[eople with machine guns jump of a building yopur walking next and fire wildy at you luckily you make it out alive you see a homeless man sittin there and you help him his feet then he stands up and slices your throat. Dead.

i wish i could get anything i wanted by thinking about it.

Posted at 1:10PM, Oct. 10, 2007

Wish granted, but the firs thing you think is having an unlimited amount of money… and the millions of pennies crush you into nothingness.

I wish Aeries survived.

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 10, 2007

granted but the die anyway from pollution

i wish i would always remember to wish for wat i wante after making my post

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 10, 2007

Granted, but you continue wishing to much that you end up wasting the rest of your life playing the Ruin-A-Wish game and wither away…again into Nothingness.

I wish for unbridled happiness.

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 10, 2007

granted but people hate your upbeat attitude and shot ya point blank you smile to the very end you creepy bastard..

i wish that i could destroy the planet by a small remote killingevry one on it with me

Posted at 2:10PM, Oct. 10, 2007

Granted… But the monkeys survive and start the human race all over again. You are reincarnated as Ak-hak, monkey pesant who collects poops.

I wish i was Optimus Prime.

Posted at 4:10PM, Oct. 10, 2007

wish granted, but one day when you transformed into a truck and got into a car crash,then was sent to a junk yard and was recycled into a bunch of pieces.

i wish my sprite comic was the best sprite comic ever.