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granted everyone gathers around you and they take up all the oxygen and your left with nothing but co2 to breathe and you suffocate…


i wish…ppl woodnt typ lk ths…

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Granted. Now people type really small.

I wish I could have pie.

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granted since youre theonly one with pie people kill you for it…literally…



i wish…ppl woodnt typ lk ths…or type small…or type big just, type normal…

Glarg
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Granted, there are no such thing as spammers, there are no such thing as javascript sites, and all of the good stuff has dissapiered, Thanks for making the world grey you bastard.

I wish i had LaSoR'd Vision!

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granted…you look in the mirror it reflects and fries a hole through your head…



i wish…your mom!…in bed!…

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Wish Granted, you'v never met my mom, Have you?

I Wish wish wash wishiy wish wish washa wishy wishy wish wash washedy wash wish wishy wikady wishy wash wish wish washady wish wish wash wash washady wish wash washady wash… Whew! My car is all clean!

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…yeah…whatever you said…granted…something bad happens…yeah…no im not high drunk stoned or anythi…ooohh…fairies…*goes running off for no apparent reason*



i wish you would make a real wish…

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granted, but your atrocious spelling makes everyone hate you, so they take all your money and leave you on the side of the street to die…



i wish brinx would stop changing his avatar…

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granted you eat too much and implode, for whatever reason you implode i dont know…




i wish you would go back to …wherever you came from…

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granted…lots of *insert your gender* come and all try and kiss you and you suffocate…



i wish i was impelujint

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I wish i was impelujint

Wish Granted, you are now a impelujint. As a highly specialized form of rescue helecopter you are able to save many lives, but since you are an OBJECT you cant make any more wishes.


I wish I was normal.

Rich
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I wish I was normal.

Granted. Now you're boring.

I wish for a fish.

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granted…everything on your old comp goes to your new one which makes your new one your old one…




i wish i wasnt so confusing…

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Wish Granted. You arent confuseing anymore. In fact allot of things are less confuseing now, things just seem to make sense. An unholy blasphemous sort of sense. Its like the whole world is insane except YOU. Eventulay they find you screaming about the red cercles and the hounds of tindalos in a locked cercular room. They bring you to a nice mental hospital.

I wish for more good web comics.

Mimarin
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You get your webcomics, but for every good webcomic a hundred pennyarcade ripoffs and a thousand MSpaint sprite comics are born. You have your wish, but at what cost?

I Wish I Didn't have to go to Java class tomorrow.

luclucluc
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your bus drives off a cliff, good for you!

i wish i didn't have to get a root canal soon

Mega Josh
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Granted, you lose all your teeth.

I wish there was somebody here who was as sexy as me.

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Wish Granted. She is a sucubus and eats your soul.

I wish for less politics and more pie!

luclucluc
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granted. the world loses all order and the human race destroys itself.

i wish that i had an unlimited supply of skittles

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Wish Granted. An endless stream of Skittles falls from the sky on you. Soon you are running from a constant hail of Skittles. After you make it in doors you are safe for a time. But the Skittles keep falling. After they bury your home town a group of army special forces troopers are dispatched in a expeirimental tunnleing transport to find and kill you in the hopes that this will save other towns from the ever expanding "Skittle flood". Fourtunatly for your country they are sucsessfull. You however, are dead.

I wish everyone actualy DID what the Jesus, Moses, Mohamed, Bhuda, Etc, told them too.

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