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grNTED BUT THE BIBLE SAYS THAT NONE MAY LAY THEIR EYES UPON HIM, YOU TRY AND TURN TO STONE…




I WISH I DIDNT HAVE CAPS LOCK ON…

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granted. the caps lock key turns itself off and flys up into your eye… don't ask…

i wish i wasn't so danged bored

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granted, you always have something to do, so you do to much stuff and die of a heart attack at the age of *insert age**+1*



i wish …li;fhwergheruktheuklthwljybgkdjgfwehgfwekjrgthjbgkhjtlejyhrjklhjkwetrhkjfhtrjkl

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The genie gets mad and makes you explode.

I wish I could grant my own wishes.

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you say nothing but what is nothing? the genie destroys everything in existence so you cant have anything…



i wish that you didnt destroy all life as we know it…

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granted. but now all your ps2 games suck more then a vacuum.

i wish i didn't have to make a wish

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I don't even need to give you that for it to have gone wrong. The fact you wished for it means you lose.

I wish for a Giant space laser.

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granted. but this wish goes horribly wrong and kills you. and dead people can't make wishes!

i wish that i had a top hat!

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granted, ………, i got nothin'…summin bad happens get over it…yeah…




i wish brinx wasnt so dang…spritish…and…spritish…and, yeah…

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granted, but soon after you make the wish, a hamster eats your liver.
don't ask…

i wish… for 1 dorito

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granted that one dorito causes a whole armada of hamsters come and eat your liver…sell your spleen so you can buy a new liver…



i wish i had an armada of hamsters

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granted. but you forget to feed them and then they revolt and put a stick of dynamite in your ear… which blows up… making you die…



i wish that george bush was smart

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granted you become good at what you do…which is nothing!!!so youre good at nothing…and you die knowing that you were as pathetic as possible…




I WISH CAPS LOCK WAsnt right next to"A" SO WHENEVER I GO TO TYPE"a" it turns on or off…its so ANNOYING…

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Wish Granted. Now It is Right nEXT TO THe "E" SO evERYONe hits it EVen morE OFTen. Good job assholE!


I wish for The american flag to be color inverted and no one notices.

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granted…but now the cAPS LOCK BUTTON IS NEXT TO THE "a" button AND NOW EVERYONE IS PO'ED at you great job @$$ WIPE

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Granted. Now there is nothing in the universe. You destroyed time.

I wish I had the power to stop time.

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grANTED NOW TIME IS STOPPED AND NO ONE, NOR YOU, Can mAKE WISHES…all of humANITY IS RUINED THanks ALOT NOW Caps lock is next to"A" GREat job…




i wish people would stop putting cAPS LOCK NEXT TO "a" so i hit ALL THE TIME

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Well they wont. Suck it up, ya pansy.



I wish I did not have to play this game anymore. Oh wait, I DONT HAVE TO!

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