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granted, now you are forbidden to play this game…but what is "this game" no one knows so any and all games are now incomprehensible to you…great goin…




i wish people didnt have such profound wishes…

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Granted. Now people's wishes end up becoming related to giant robots, which kill tons of helpless people.

I wish you would type in intelligible sencences with correct capitalization.

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OKAY NOW THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM VORTEX IS EXTRAORRDINARILY UNSTABLE THE ENTIRE GALAXY IS IN INEVITABLE PERIL!!!…great job @$$ hole




i wish everyone didnt think they were so smart….

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granted…you become a turbo nerd, and you try and play multiple games at once, youir grain overloads and implodes…



i wish brinx wouldnt become a turbo nerd…

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granted, this time you dont change your avatar…brinx!



i wish i had all the wishes of all the people that make wishes(not the results of the wish, mind you, merely the ability to use their wishes so they cant)

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Granted. You get the wishes of everyone that has ever wished for anything. But because no one else can make a wish. The people on this forum are furious. We eventually track you down and… lets just say the results are not pretty.


I wish for a white Christmas.

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too bad you get a red christmas…sleep with one eye open…make it two eyes open…its safer…



i wish i wish i was a fish…

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Granted. you are now flopping on your computer chair gasping for air.

i wish that people stopped wishing to be fishes!

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granted. you come home in a kfc bucket

i wish that the ps3 wasn't such a waste of money

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granted now people actually want to buy it (theres a new thought)





i wish i wish i was a chicken…

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granted. now you fear everything and chicken out of every fight.

i wish that………. poopie…

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Granted. You are turned into a pile of human excerment that is promptly eaten by a dog and eventually turned into dog excrement…

I wish your boobs were bigger.

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im a guy so thats totally gross…*chest explodes all over screen*

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right wish…i wish everyone else was a chicken…

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granted. but you eat us all and get so fat that you somehow get foot cancer, but since the docters are also chickens, you eat them to, until your foot cancer becomes ankle cancer, so you kill yourself before the ankle cancer does.

i wish i understood what i just said…

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granted what you just said was nothing so you understand nothing…




i wish i knew anything about everything

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Granted. You now know the answer to such diverse and obscure questions as "what makes poo brown?", "what do dog's testicles taste like?", and that old classic "What does it feel like to be preganat with septuplets?"
Congratulations! :)

I wish nerdsareinvading was covered head to foot in smelly, short, black, greasy and wirey pubic hair.

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granted. but now he likes to hug you.

i wish everyone typed backwards! :D

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!gniyas m'I kcuf eht tahw dnatsrednu t'nac uoy won tub ,detnarG

I wished I was a rocker. (as opposed to a rockstar. there's a difference.)

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Granted. you are now tied to a rocking chair for all eternity.

I wish for flashlights that can be used as hats!

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granted, but since you did not specify where this would branch out from it starts from your spleen ind makes you explode in the spontaneous spawning of this park…




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