Thread "Ruin A Wish game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 8:12PM, Dec. 10, 2006

Granted. Just granted, and nothing more.

I wish I was sexier than I already am!

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 10, 2006

Granted. But your new found sexiness comes with a price. Can you say "around the clock, psychotic stalkers"?

I wish, I wish I was a penguin.

Posted at 10:12PM, Dec. 10, 2006

Granted, but then a sperm whale eats you.

I wish my wisdom was vaster than all of the world.

Posted at 5:12AM, Dec. 11, 2006

Granted, too bad your head inflated from the wisdom, sending you into a gravitational struggle with the earth and finally becoming blindsided by the moon and imploding your gigantic head.

I wish I could be happy.

Posted at 7:12AM, Dec. 11, 2006

Granted. You are now a hairy little man who works underground in a mine all day with 6 other hairy little men…

I wish mosquitos would only attack luclucluc and no one else. :)

Posted at 11:12AM, Dec. 11, 2006

granted. but i then swap brains with you, and the mosquitos attack you because you are now in my body >:D

i wish that pluto would implode for some random reason

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 11, 2006

Congrats kiddo, you get to blow in Pluto. You have the honour of being the fuel for the implosion.

I wish the weekend would come.

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 11, 2006

granted. the weekend comes to your house and cuts you up real bad.

i wish people would stop making starwars jokes about my name :(

Posted at 12:12PM, Dec. 11, 2006

Congratulations, your wish has come true! Star Treck comes back on air again with the new Next Voyager Deep Space Enterprise Generation 9. In the first eppisode the Starship Finklestien is infested by a horrible bunch of tiny aliens that resemble dog crap and go by the name of "the Luclucluc".
From then no one ever bothers with Starwars jokes about your name.

I wish music was good again :(

Posted at 1:12PM, Dec. 11, 2006

granted. the music is now so good that it defens you.

i wish i wasn't sick

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 11, 2006

i dont like your wish, so im going to respond to ozoneoceans wish…sorry =)

granted now that country music is back everyone still hates it, but its all that there is so everybody, save the few who like country music, kills themselves…

i wish other people liked country music i feel so alone in this big ol' world, save the majority of kentucky…and tennessee…maybe texas but they have the dallas cowboys…which makes them stupid…

Posted at 2:12AM, Dec. 12, 2006

Granted, now other people like country music, except for Texas who is pumped up on heavy metal and seaches for you for defying their beloved whatever team.

I don't like you not responding to luclucluc's wish, so I'm going to respond to it. :)

Granted, now you'll never be sick again and you'll live life day after day going through cities and states, leaving people wondering why you never got sick. They'll assume you're a witch, and you'll be beaten with rakes in a game called beat luclucluc with rakes for immortality and constant health. BTW, they thought you were immortal.

I wish for a big Drunk Duck party.

Posted at 6:12AM, Dec. 12, 2006

Granted. The theme of the party is…gay sex. Yeah.

I wish for warm hands.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 12, 2006

Granted, they're so warm they explode.

I wish for my chorus concert to be a sucess.

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 12, 2006

granted. they tell you not to be in it

i wish for something awesome

Posted at 6:12PM, Dec. 12, 2006

granted you get me…in bed…hey, waht can i say im awesome…in bed…

i wish i didnt have to sleep with luclucluc

Posted at 3:12AM, Dec. 13, 2006

granted, you get arrested for soliciting sex

I wish a toaster would come and be like, "hey, Mags, do you really want to go to that convention?"

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 13, 2006

granted. but then it begins shooting poisonous toast at you, which you accientily swallow

i wish i was dead.but, since this is the RUIN a wish game, the only way to ruin a wish for death, is to grant immortality! ha!

Posted at 8:12AM, Dec. 13, 2006

Wrong! You go colmatose.

I wish I wansn't so bad at racing games.

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 13, 2006

granted. you are now the greatest racer of the games. but you soon start thinking that normal driving is also a race, and soon you get pulled over for speeding so many times that you eventually go broke, meaning you die of starvation.

i wish for a hamster that won't bite me

Posted at 9:12AM, Dec. 13, 2006

Granted, It peas on you.

I wish iI didn't have to make a wish.

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 13, 2006

Granted, children in WISHLESS LAND are crying right now. Thanks alot for wishing you didn't have to make a wish.

I wish the children in WISHLESS LAND weren't crying.

Posted at 2:12PM, Dec. 13, 2006

granted. now they are laughing, but their laugh is annoying and never ends! the laughing eventually drives you insane. hope you enjoy your white padded room!

i wish that the mcdonalds near my house didn't have such crappy service! >.<

Posted at 3:12PM, Dec. 13, 2006

Granted now there service is excelent. But you can't get anything cause the place is too crowded. So no Mcdonalds for you.

I wish for imortality/immortality.

Posted at 4:12PM, Dec. 14, 2006

granted…i have no idea what you just said so the universe implodes
and chuck norris makes a new one…

i wish chuck norris was ma granpappa