Thread "Sentence Game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 10:01PM, Jan. 13, 2011

John was having some ambivalent feelings about the pink colour of his walls, debating whether or not he should wipe it off and replace it.

Metal, tape, pencil

Posted at 10:01AM, Jan. 14, 2011

Neither metal staples nor scotch tape will fix a broken pencil; just get yourself a new one.

contagious, abyss, liver

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 8, 2011

Ever since I was diagnosed with terminal contagious liver disease I feel as if I am starring into the abyss.

crotch, hammer, monkey

Posted at 5:02PM, Feb. 9, 2011

Dr Randolph was efficient with both diagnosis and remedy: "It's a classic case of monkey crotch. Hand me the hammer."

windex turnip forceps

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 9, 2011

Poor Dr Randolph scrambled to find some Windex, bitterly regretting that last gulp of morning coffee he'd taken when he happened to glance through the proctologist's office window in time to see a turnip extracted with forceps.

Sweaty, headlights, corset.

Posted at 10:02PM, Feb. 9, 2011

The turnip's corset headlights had, of course, gotten all sweaty.

beets blunderbuss banquet

Posted at 10:02PM, Feb. 9, 2011

Shania blew the host away with a mighty blast of her blunderbuss bottom, it was his fault for serving beets at the banquet.

Posted at 10:02AM, Feb. 10, 2011

She had a muzzle loading firearm implanted into her Bottom? 0o

Well since you forgot to add the words for the next person I'm just going to use three words from your sig.

Pinky Sexy War.

Me pinky was ah blown off in the War of Sexy in '35 by dem Maxim and Playboy girls.

Alliterative Author Appeal (bonus points for actually including author appeal

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 10, 2011

Alouicious, an acclaimed alum of Amazing Alligators Amalgamated and author of The Appeal of Alcohol, attributed his achievements to alliterative abilities, and not to his alma mater.

Chess cacao Carburetor

Posted at 7:02PM, Feb. 10, 2011

She had a muzzle loading firearm implanted into her Bottom? 0o

no… it was just a hyperbolic way of describing her flatulence.
Sorry for forgetting the words. Nicely done with Pinky TA btw.
And great alliteration Ayes! I'm going to break with that though…

Chess pieces made of cacao butter do not last long inside a carburettor, and the carburetter made of cacao butter was a failure from the start.

Pumping, listens, stinky.

Posted at 12:02PM, Feb. 12, 2011

Slowly pumping his shotgun, he presses himself against the wall and listens, the voices of two men emanate from the other side, one of them he knew to be that stinky, disgusting, womanizing, homicidal son of a bitch he was after. The other was probably some stupid banker.

Waffle, Screw, Turtle

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 12, 2011

On the top of the waffle he lay, ready for a good screw with his friend Mr. Turtle, for he liked Mr. Turtle very very much but the world would never accept their love so they had to make their love up on top of the restricting waffle of doom.

Nose, Peacock, Duck

Posted at 4:02PM, Feb. 12, 2011

I dun nose this be real: rather a Drunk Duck than no peacock.

cactus buckle Paris

Posted at 2:02AM, Feb. 13, 2011

A hot wind whistled softly through cactus spines somewhere outside of Paris Texas, Ayesinback hitched her thumbs behind her belt buckle and walked slowly back to her horse, crunching grit under the hard soles of her boots.

Bite, mountain, mollycoddle

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 13, 2011

Ozone had never been to the Mountain before. Sure it was scary, sure it was far, but he was tired of the way he was viewed as a mollycoddle. He was gonna bite the bullet, and climb that 5 foot hill in his backyard.

Buss, imbroglio, philomath

Posted at 11:02AM, Feb. 13, 2011

the philomath was in quite an imbroglio after deciding to stay late at the lab when his fiance burst in and in front of all his colleagues told him that their relationship was a sham and he could buss his data analyzer because he certainly wasn't going to get anything from her anymore.

bauble, agelast, bibliobibuli

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 13, 2011

The bibliobibuli are often agelast, these conditions are related, but it is possible to alleviate them both by judicious application of a sufficiently distracting and humorous bauble.

Fat, Cat, Hat.

Posted at 2:02PM, Feb. 14, 2011

In response to his French teacher's demand: "Répétez s'il vous plaît: le gros chat avec le chapeau," M. Ocean dit: "WTF. It's a fat cat with a hat. I call mine Rupert."

claw map philatelic

edit: what IS your cat's name?

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 15, 2011

what IS your cat's name?

Simon

The claw ripped deeply, creating a geometric map of ruin across a philatelic collection that had been worth thousands, Simon purred.

Jesus, Mecha, Lasers

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 15, 2011

in the near future japan had decided to build mecha jesus- the lasers, turns out, were a mistake.

fish, cognant, skosh

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 15, 2011

If the fish had been a skosh more cognant, he would have passed that worm by and avoided a sashimi fate.

honesty ingrate hypocritical

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 16, 2011

There is nothing so unpleasant as having your honesty and integrity questioned by a hypocritical ingrate.

Punch, Face, Broken

Posted at 3:02AM, Feb. 17, 2011

Ozone was out for a fight. He was gonna get in a drunken brawl and punch someone in the face. When he woke up, he possibly had a broken nose, and the news had reports of riots all over town.

indubitably, Ululate, emolument

Posted at 8:02PM, Feb. 17, 2011

You guys are trying to kill this or what?

Seventy2 looked at the total at the bottom of his emolument cheque and began to ululate, indubitably that figure was in error.

overcomplexity, abandon, game

Posted at 8:02AM, Feb. 18, 2011

"Simplify. Simplify," advised Thoreau when, in response to the overcomplexity of his day, he chose to abandon the game of material conquest.

grace dreadlock ginger