Thread "Sentence Game" in forum "MAFIA... and other forum games"

Posted at 1:02PM, Feb. 18, 2011

"Grace is what you need, more than faith, you souless Ginger!" exclaimed the preacher while sorting his alter boy's dreadlocks.

edit, emotion, Robotics

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 18, 2011

Vincent the jaw-shatterer made an edit to the emotions of his cyborg attacker once he found how to access the robotics in his face. then he went back to where he was sent from,(Mettaur's favorite dive), and blew up there. now I need to find a new dive club…

fornicating, dedication, applesauce

Posted at 9:02PM, Feb. 18, 2011

The two pokemon were fornicating with such furious dedication that they were deaf to the audience applause when they finished up splattered with applesauce.

Covered, in, poop

Posted at 3:02PM, Feb. 19, 2011

Sweet Grammy Mae covered her mouth with her hand to muffle the words that were already in the faintest whisper, "Where does One go to poop?"

vinyl, twig, seasoning

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 20, 2011

Bright white swathes of vinyl covered the kitchen floor, a seasoning of salt and pepper trickled down and down into a fragrant bulbing saucepan of onion soup as Sweet Grammy Mae stirred it fretfully with a willow twig.

pomegranate, parade, party

Posted at 7:02AM, Feb. 22, 2011

The townsfolk were thrilled with the Annual Mudfest Parade and had been looking forward to the party that followed until someone pelted the town's head librarian with a pomegranate.

oops, blind, spreadsheet

Posted at 9:02AM, Feb. 24, 2011

"Oops" said the window cleaner as he crashed through the plate glass and the new Venetian blinds, before crushing my laptop and ruining ten hours work on the best spreadsheet ever conceived by man!

Sentences, are, fun.

Posted at 6:02PM, Feb. 26, 2011

ayesinback exclaimed with great incredulity: "We can't be the Only ones who think sentences are fun!"

recorder busted saddened

Posted at 4:03AM, Mar. 6, 2011

The large busted woman took a deep breath and blew with great force into her recorder, her rendering of "Danny boy" was really quite awful, so much so that the audience that had gathered primarily to ogle her prominent chest turned away as one, saddened and disappointed that their buxom goddess wasn't all they thought she'd be.

…is it really "one sentence" if I just keep extending it with commas? :)

Computer, mug, machine-gun.

Posted at 6:03PM, Mar. 6, 2011

Some ne'er-do-wells tried to mug a computer; they never say the machine-gun coming.

"winsome" "wrench" "wench"

Posted at 2:03AM, Mar. 8, 2011

A winsome wench with a wrench,
she swung at her man's head,
killed him dead,
and hid him under a bench!

Stench, police, jail

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 8, 2011

The hobo's stench was so overwhelming, the odor police were forced to clap him in irons and throw him in the smell jail.

crude dude feud

Posted at 4:03PM, Mar. 8, 2011

Jason's 6th grade teacher nodded knowingly as she wrote in his Permanent Record: "The dude is crude and will get stewed in a feud."

tulip wolverine ballet

Posted at 12:03AM, Mar. 13, 2011

In a break with tradition after the ballet the prima ballerina was handed a single tulip instead of the usual bunch of roses, it turns out that a wolverine had gotten into the cloakroom and had torn up almost all the bouquets, leaving only a single tulip intact.

Grace under fire

Posted at 9:03AM, Mar. 13, 2011

Under the circumstances, while watching the security of past achievement burn in a fire of arbitrary callousness, she was pleased to find the grace to close here eyes and just get on with it.

deja vu spit gratitude

Posted at 6:04PM, Apr. 28, 2011

Alex was bemused with deja-vu when his girlfriend simply could not spit out her words of gratitude.

Quizzical. Raffish. Ingrate.

Posted at 7:05AM, May. 1, 2011

Alex's girlfriend was in a quizzical frame of mind as she regarded her raffish boyfriend and pondered what category of ingrate he represented.

resuscitated thumbnail incandescent

Posted at 3:05PM, May. 1, 2011

The incandescent light alighted Nichole's face as she chewed her thumbnail, unable to decide whether to resuscitate her nemesis whom she despised so.

Insolence. Megalomaniacal. Clown.

Posted at 9:05PM, May. 3, 2011

"Such insolence!" said the megalomaniacal clown, whose heavy iron pipe remained covered in rust and blood.

Vermilion, wine, potato.

Posted at 6:05PM, May. 6, 2011

She was more than suspicious when served a vermilion beverage that he called "red wine" along with a heaping pile of potato salad.

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