Looks more like a stalker pic of Amanda Bynes to me.
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As a teenager I wrestled in a backyard federation called World Championship Street Brawl. Our videos were pretty popular in the local area. Emulating Mick Foley who was my hero at the time I wore a strange looking dog mask and went by the handle
K-9: The Thing That Should Not Be. People would always ask us who K-9 was and we always kept the secret.
Zodiac sign - Taurus
Chinese element - Fire
Chinese zodiac animal - Rabbit
And I have no belief in astrology what so ever.
I have no hidden skills or talents. Seriously, I have no natural talent (that I know of).
My lucky number is 8, but 5 is the number which shows up most in my life. It's just odd how often something about me deals with the number 5.
I do a kickass heavy metal voice rendition of the 70's Batman theme.
Hurts my throat like a son of a gun though.
I once killed Time. But that's another story for another time.
I can pick my nose with my tongue.
I'm calm. Very calm. Hell, a thousand liter tub falling besides me didn't even startle me. But it startled everyone else in the room.
I write and draw with my left hand, but I play golf and a guitar like a right-handed person.
That's it until I find out more.
Um..um..I don't have very many really weird things.
I guess a strange fact about my personality is that I am really introverted. I could spend days, weeks..alone. In fact I don't really crave human company at all. Of course, if I like someone, then I'll want to see them, but if people can't see me then I am capable of being alone all the time.
Um..something else..I am a fiddler. I pull on my sleeves, twiddle my fingers, touch my face, wring my hands, pull on my ears, hair, and clothes, and eat pencils.
Oh, there's another funny one, I have actually eaten all the paint off pencils before. :[ Eugh.
I guess a strange fact about my personality is that I am really introverted. I could spend days, weeks..alone. In fact I don't really crave human company at all. Of course, if I like someone, then I'll want to see them, but if people can't see me then I am capable of being alone all the time.
I can almost fart the alphabet. I say almost because I can never get past T U V without shitting my pants. The human ass wasn't made to be teased by farting 26 times without taking a deuce, i guess.Life imitates art - you have actually become your avatar!
More facts!
- I am a Libra/Fire Tiger
- I only eat spoon-things with a teaspoon
- I hate plastic utensils
- I hate sporks, also (but metal sporks would be awesome somehow)
- My lucky numbers are 7, 9, and 23!
Also, who can't read when they're 3? When do kids normally start reading?
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